"do you know why i pulled you over?"
(answer the question!)
(answer the question!)
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Re: top things to say to a cop when you get pulled over.
Something I actually replied with the only time I was pulled over (by a cop who was totally in the wrong and said I was speeding in a mall parking lot -- cameras later proved it false):
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Do you know why i pulled you over?
What're you bored?
First thing that came to mind, I know it sucks.Comment
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could you hold my beer while i stash my gun in the glove box
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Re: top things to say to a cop when you get pulled over.
The part from Liar Liar is probably the funniest by far.Originally posted by SpecforcesComment
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Re: top things to say to a cop when you get pulled over.
Because I'm black?
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Re: top things to say to a cop when you get pulled over.
I know someone personally who was once pulled over for speeding quite excessively, and when the cop came to his window said
"I've been waiting all day to catch a speeder like you"
to which he responded
"I'm sorry officer, if I'd known you were waiting, I'd have gotten here faster"
He got off with a warning.Comment
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haha, some of them are funny.
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Yes, do YOUComment
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Well, the movie said that the cop will put me "in the nuthouse", but I wanted to see if that was true.
, now!Comment
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Re: top things to say to a cop when you get pulled over.
"because you wanted to race?"
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5. I'm sorry I was speeding officer, but when your wife says she wants it now, she means NOW!
4. Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. The question is. . . do you know why I took my junk out of my pants?
3. I don't have a license, registration, or insurance. BUT, I do happen to have two crisp one-dollar bills. . .
2. I notice your badge says "To Protect and to Serve". In that case, I'll take some condoms and a latte.
1. Just give me a warning. Look, if you let me get off, then I'll let you get off. Know what I'm sayin'??
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