Arch, I have one word for you.

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  • Rairaku
    FFR Player
    • Oct 2003
    • 208
    #1

    Arch, I have one word for you.

    Cucumber.
    "That last post was like a flashbang grenade packed with concentrated stupid." -Coolhand, LUEser
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    • VxDx
      FFR Player
      • May 2003
      • 1871
      #2
      actually, you had 8 words for him.

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        • Musical_Master
          FFR Player
          • Jan 2004
          • 1788
          #3
          Don't bring up the cucumber method again....please don't.

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            • Freak83
              FFR Simfile Author
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Feb 2003
              • 3281
              #4
              This is either inside joke or spam.

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                • hydrojakep
                  FFR Player
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 2293
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Freak83
                  This is either inside joke or spam.
                  both



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                    • hEaLiNgViSiOnAnGeLicMiX
                      FFR Player
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 1663
                      #6
                      Haha, i deleted my post, so that i wouldn't look like a complete idiot. ;D asked Reach about it
                      Ananana: Girls are so complicated. That\'s why I\'m not a lesbian.
                      Anuj: Marry me Karen XD
                      Anuj: omfg somebody suck my wee wee >.<

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                        • Musical_Master
                          FFR Player
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 1788
                          #7
                          I was wondering were it went..

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                            • Laharl
                              FFR Player
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 1821
                              #8
                              We all know you want a cucumber jammed up your anus, but here is not the place to talk about such things.
                              SIG PICTURES:

                              POINTLESSLY TAKING UP BANDWIDTH SINCE THE INCEPTION OF THE INTERNET

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                                • Falcon
                                  FFR Player
                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 433
                                  #9
                                  We all know you want a cucumber jammed up your anus, but here is not the place to talk about such things.
                                  if by cucumber you meant watermelon, then i think you're right.

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                                    • Brainmaster07
                                      FFR Player
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 2891
                                      #10
                                      Actually it was the other end x_X.

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                                        • Arch0wl
                                          Banned
                                          FFR Simfile Author
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 6344
                                          #11
                                          It's essentially where you create a "virtual vagina" where you cut out the insides of a cucumber just wide enough to fit your schlong and then you warm it up though a microwave or whatever

                                          I haven't done it in months, but when I did it felt really good so yeah

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                                            • VxDx
                                              FFR Player
                                              • May 2003
                                              • 1871
                                              #12
                                              What Arch0wl failed to mention is that he did this while thinking of young asian boys.

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                                                • MalReynolds
                                                  CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                  • 6571
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Arch0wl
                                                  It's essentially where you create a "virtual vagina" where you cut out the insides of a cucumber just wide enough to fit your schlong and then you warm it up though a microwave or whatever

                                                  I haven't done it in months, but when I did it felt really good so yeah
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                                                    • Anticrombie0909
                                                      FFR Player
                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                      • 4683
                                                      #14
                                                      Arch, do you really need a whole cucumber? I would think a carrot would be enough...and even that would be too big, I expected you to use like, a cherry tomato. It'd fit better.

                                                      Either that, or maybe a sausage, but in a different way...I'd think that would be right up your alley.

                                                      (get it? sausage? gay joke? up the alley? shaddap, you don't get sophisticated humor.)

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                                                        • Sinjin
                                                          FFR Player
                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 582
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Arch0wl
                                                          It's essentially where you create a "virtual vagina" where you cut out the insides of a cucumber just wide enough to fit your schlong and then you warm it up though a microwave or whatever

                                                          I haven't done it in months, but when I did it felt really good so yeah
                                                          This is extremely disturbing...yet Arch seems to be totally unembarassed, so I don't know why you're bringing it up. Now after a non-voluntary "break" from FFR, you appreciate all the news you can, but I think I could have died happy not knowning that.

                                                          Whatever...I really don't think it's that big of a deal. But that's not gonna stop me from telling you to get out more (please God).

                                                          ARCH0WL GET OUT OF YOUR FRIGGIN' HOUSE ONCE IN A WHILE.

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