Yes bad idea #1233 from Lupin The third...do not let curiosity overcome common sense...The story goes like this...eh hem:
It was raining and shit outside and Lupin has to go peepee but Lupin is also a fucking lazy ass bastard and doesn't want to get off of teh computer...but no... I didn't wet my pants (this time) i walked down towards the bathroom, so remote it seemed from the computer (approximately 10 paces). So when Lupin gets down the stairs he hears a noise and sees a deranged monkey hop out of the refridgerator... Luckily i was carrying my 12 gauge and shot him in the spleen and he was liek kaboom and died and stuff. So like now i was 5 paces from the bathroom...so close yet so far seemed my unattainable goal as my bladder began to receive permanent damge...
Anyways i like got a few feet from the bathroom door and i see a reflection in the window... could it be? No...Impossible!!
These were the last words I uttered as Mr Bean and Richard Simmons knocked me out with a cinder block. The next thing I knew i was in the back of a van with no windows...this is a bad thing, I quickly discovered. I then realized that they had conveniently left a motorcycle with the keys in the ignition, the backdoor unlocked and a few hundred thousand eploids lying around. These could come in handy, I thought to myself...I was about to escape when they were stopped at a drive through a gas station which served hamburgers but then I realized that I wasn't the legal age to drive a motorcycle so I stayed put.
A couple of hours later I awoke in the basement of a Wendy's which I ironically knew was a Wendy's for no apparent reason and proceeded through the wrangled mess of disheveled teddy bears and illiterate gnomes. So anyway I went upstairs and then I realized it wasn't a Wendy's but instead a Mcdonalds so I decided to take more than one extra refill just to spite those bastards as I left with a Super sized coca-cola.
Upon entering the Stealth bomber which, of course was in the parking lot, I ironically noticed that they hadn't parked correctly...I was sure to give the pilot a slap on the backside for more than one reason...! However I quickly changed my mind as a 300 something pound man dressed in A hamburgler suit entered the cockpit for a reason unbeknownst to me and the little elves which I now noticed were also in the plane...
As I walked into my bathroom door I decided to see what would happen if you twisted your peepee thing upside down while you peed, and i peed all over the floor and myself. Morale of story: either wear diapers or don't be an idiot and turn your peepee thing upside down while taking a peepee...
I aplogize for the bold part of the text, this part was in fact fictional. That's right, that's what I had to resort to to get my point across that you shouldnt pee upside down
It was raining and shit outside and Lupin has to go peepee but Lupin is also a fucking lazy ass bastard and doesn't want to get off of teh computer...but no... I didn't wet my pants (this time) i walked down towards the bathroom, so remote it seemed from the computer (approximately 10 paces). So when Lupin gets down the stairs he hears a noise and sees a deranged monkey hop out of the refridgerator... Luckily i was carrying my 12 gauge and shot him in the spleen and he was liek kaboom and died and stuff. So like now i was 5 paces from the bathroom...so close yet so far seemed my unattainable goal as my bladder began to receive permanent damge...
Anyways i like got a few feet from the bathroom door and i see a reflection in the window... could it be? No...Impossible!!
These were the last words I uttered as Mr Bean and Richard Simmons knocked me out with a cinder block. The next thing I knew i was in the back of a van with no windows...this is a bad thing, I quickly discovered. I then realized that they had conveniently left a motorcycle with the keys in the ignition, the backdoor unlocked and a few hundred thousand eploids lying around. These could come in handy, I thought to myself...I was about to escape when they were stopped at a drive through a gas station which served hamburgers but then I realized that I wasn't the legal age to drive a motorcycle so I stayed put.
A couple of hours later I awoke in the basement of a Wendy's which I ironically knew was a Wendy's for no apparent reason and proceeded through the wrangled mess of disheveled teddy bears and illiterate gnomes. So anyway I went upstairs and then I realized it wasn't a Wendy's but instead a Mcdonalds so I decided to take more than one extra refill just to spite those bastards as I left with a Super sized coca-cola.
Upon entering the Stealth bomber which, of course was in the parking lot, I ironically noticed that they hadn't parked correctly...I was sure to give the pilot a slap on the backside for more than one reason...! However I quickly changed my mind as a 300 something pound man dressed in A hamburgler suit entered the cockpit for a reason unbeknownst to me and the little elves which I now noticed were also in the plane...
As I walked into my bathroom door I decided to see what would happen if you twisted your peepee thing upside down while you peed, and i peed all over the floor and myself. Morale of story: either wear diapers or don't be an idiot and turn your peepee thing upside down while taking a peepee...
I aplogize for the bold part of the text, this part was in fact fictional. That's right, that's what I had to resort to to get my point across that you shouldnt pee upside down
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