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  • SulferDragon
    this is a waste of space
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Jan 2007
    • 2668
    #1

    The "bad joke/pun" game

    This will be fun. All you do is come up with as many bad jokes, and puns as you can think of. Normally I'm full of them, but I'm at a lose for them right now...

    One that my brother always says is:
    Me: "Sorry don't cut the cheese!"
    Brother: "No, but knives do."

    ^ Perfect example of a bad joke


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    • Matrixdude
      And She Screams My Name
      • Jun 2006
      • 1351
      #2
      Re: The "bad joke/pun" game

      I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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        • Cj_leonine
          FFR Player
          • Mar 2005
          • 2070
          #3
          Re: The "bad joke/pun" game

          (inserts Kenzya's sig)
          Status: Innactive Onehander

          Best FC Before Avmiss Fix: . Be Princess . Hellbeat . End Night

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            • FalcoLombardi
              FFR Player
              • Oct 2006
              • 360
              #4
              Re: The "bad joke/pun" game

              Cheezels packets have some really lame jokes.

              Example...
              Teachers says: The bell's gone
              Roger says: I didn't take it


              sigpic

              "Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence..."
              - Vince Lombardi

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                • sammo123
                  FFR Player
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 1339
                  #5
                  Re: The "bad joke/pun" game

                  me:"thats gross:
                  random person:"your mom's gross

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                    • ieatyourlvllol
                      FFR Player
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 3221
                      #6
                      Re: The "bad joke/pun" game

                      A guy walked into a bar.

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                        • simulater10
                          FFR Player
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 839
                          #7
                          Re: The "bad joke/pun" game

                          Originally posted by sammo123
                          me:"thats gross:
                          random person:"your mom's gross
                          i hate when people do that. You say something, and they make a bad joke about your mom. WTF!!!

                          --simulater

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                            • HazzeACH
                              FFR Player
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 11
                              #8
                              Re: The "bad joke/pun" game

                              Me: ok so..i was thinking..
                              Friend: (interupts)You were thinking?!
                              Originally posted by Neonatrias
                              That's the point at which either:

                              1) She was cheating and afraid you'd find out.
                              2) She wasn't cheating but wants some other guy.
                              3) She needs a good hard slap in the ****ing face for being emotarded. Send that bitch back to the kitchen.

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                                • dashoe93
                                  Alphabet Crowd
                                  FFR Simfile Author
                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 2950
                                  #9
                                  Re: The "bad joke/pun" game

                                  ME: whats the worst thing you've done?
                                  A PERSON: your mom.

                                  ~DAshoe93~

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                                    • Matrixdude
                                      And She Screams My Name
                                      • Jun 2006
                                      • 1351
                                      #10
                                      Re: The "bad joke/pun" game

                                      Originally posted by ieatyourlvllol
                                      A nun walked into a bar.
                                      Fix'd

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                                        • SulferDragon
                                          this is a waste of space
                                          FFR Simfile Author
                                          • Jan 2007
                                          • 2668
                                          #11
                                          Re: The "bad joke/pun" game

                                          Oldskool time!

                                          Mario: Why does everyone like toad?
                                          Someone: Becuase he's a fun-gi.

                                          I just remebered this one!

                                          Q: What type of music do mummies listen to?
                                          A: Wrap.

                                          Brainflash!

                                          Someone: Where'd my palenta go?
                                          Me: Don't worry there still palenty of it.


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                                            • FalcoLombardi
                                              FFR Player
                                              • Oct 2006
                                              • 360
                                              #12
                                              Re: The "bad joke/pun" game

                                              How many dyslexic does it take people a screw lightbulb in to?


                                              sigpic

                                              "Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence..."
                                              - Vince Lombardi

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                                                • Engler
                                                  FFR Player
                                                  • Jan 2007
                                                  • 2340
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: The "bad joke/pun" game

                                                  A string walks into a bar, and asks the bartender for a beer. He replies, "No strings allowed. Are you a string?" The string then says, "I'm A FRAYED KNOT.

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                                                    • HiSummoner
                                                      FFR Player
                                                      • Feb 2007
                                                      • 10
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: The "bad joke/pun" game

                                                      So pikachu is a girl..
                                                      Ash is a boy..
                                                      FACT that ASH IS GAY!!!!!!!
                                                      ..theres also a reason that u cant understand what the mousy thing doesn't talk


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                                                        • Matrixdude
                                                          And She Screams My Name
                                                          • Jun 2006
                                                          • 1351
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: The "bad joke/pun" game

                                                          Don't mess with me, I got a stick

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