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  • ckj846
    FFR Player
    • Jan 2004
    • 2437
    #1

    My Birthday ****ing sucked

    I'm serious. Well, not many people know on the forums but I am gay. A homosexual. Whatever you want to call me, I dont' care. But, I told most of my friends like a week ago and they were all cool with it except for the few super christian white jackasses. Well, today, my friend comes up to me and is like "HAPPY BDAY I'LL NEVER ACCEPT YOU FOR BEING GAY AND JESUS WON'T EITHER BUT IT'S OK!!!" If there weren't people around, I was about to punch his face in. Well, tonight, I was planning on going to the movies to see Borat, but my lame ass friends were like OH LAWL I HAVE TO STUDY FOR SATs, or, I'M GOING TO GET RAPED, or, SO AND SO ISN'T GOING SO I WON'T EITHER. I am just tired of it. This is the worst bday I've ever had, and it is my 16th birthday. God damn. Seriously.
    O_o
    pyro31191: TELL EVERYONE YOU WANT TO TAKE IT IN THE ASS NOW
    pyro31191: rofl
    pyro31191: You should tell them earlier though
    pyro31191: so they can buy dildos instead of fleshlights
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    • MagicCarpetRide
      Skware One
      • Jun 2006
      • 1125
      #2
      Re: My Birthday ****ing sucked

      Whoa you came out before you were 16
      Thats rough
      Anyways HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
      sort of

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        • Omeganitros
          auauauau
          • Jun 2003
          • 8897
          #3
          Re: My Birthday ****ing sucked

          Excellent response djshox.

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            • Grandiagod
              FFR Player
              • Jul 2004
              • 6122
              #4
              Re: My Birthday ****ing sucked

              Dumb jackasses: "Jesus will never accept you."

              You: "He accepted my dick in his mouth last night."

              IT WILL WORK
              He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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                • DarkVampiress21
                  FFR Player
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 218
                  #5
                  Re: My Birthday ****ing sucked

                  Originally posted by Grandiagod
                  Dumb jackasses: "Jesus will never accept you."

                  You: "He accepted my dick in his mouth last night."

                  IT WILL WORK
                  ROTFL.

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                    • sushigrlOOk
                      FFR Player
                      • Apr 2006
                      • 182
                      #6
                      Re: My Birthday ****ing sucked

                      OH geez 16 B-day YIKES! and they said those mean wordz well...>:/ TUH! thats kinda mean...>,< XP HAPPY B-DAY anyway XD

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                        • DarkVampiress21
                          FFR Player
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 218
                          #7
                          Re: My Birthday ****ing sucked

                          xD ^_^ o_O :O

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                            • darklordsarumon9
                              FFR Veteran
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 1777
                              #8
                              Re: My Birthday ****ing sucked

                              Yeah well... Alright happy birthday.
                              Originally posted by Choofers
                              i was up aound 11 ish to my my mom textinin me over voaevover avo oover, asking if o wamt food from china so i said hai and off sent went to a p; blasnd buffet bu o wl who cares
                              Originally posted by cetaka
                              whats namine like in person

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                                • DarkVampiress21
                                  FFR Player
                                  • Aug 2005
                                  • 218
                                  #9
                                  Re: My Birthday ****ing sucked

                                  What's so happy about a birthday anyway?

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                                    • -Fallen-
                                      xqsite OG
                                      • May 2005
                                      • 2836
                                      #10
                                      Re: My Birthday ****ing sucked

                                      Wow you're a homosexual? Never saw that coming.

                                      Happy belated birthday though
                                      One of the original members of the xqsite + FFR community.
                                      BlankZero - 15 year vet + RobbyZero - 15 year vet

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                                        • D4rkAng3l
                                          FFR Player
                                          • Aug 2006
                                          • 237
                                          #11
                                          Re: My Birthday ****ing sucked

                                          Originally posted by ckj846
                                          I'm serious. Well, not many people know on the forums but I am gay.
                                          really? sorry couldn't help myself anyway thats still just wrong about what they said to you i mean what kind of friends are they? and not to mention the problems your family is having

                                          oh, and happy belated birthday

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                                            • lord_carbo
                                              FFR Player
                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 6222
                                              #12
                                              Re: My Birthday ****ing sucked

                                              Originally posted by ckj846
                                              "HAPPY BDAY I'LL NEVER ACCEPT YOU FOR BEING GAY AND JESUS WON'T EITHER BUT IT'S OK!!!"
                                              What a ****ing prick. The ignorance that some people have about homosexuality (and their own goddamn religion) really pisses me off.
                                              last.fm

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                                                • Magnafiend
                                                  FFR Player
                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                  • 154
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: My Birthday ****ing sucked

                                                  Happy belated bday. Oh yea, bout the whole "I'll never acept you and Jesus won't either" bull****, just remember, most people are F***ING IDIOTS who probably forget how to breath on a regular basis.
                                                  The reaper is the happiest being of all, because death is plentiful in this realm....

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                                                    • FluorescentArmy
                                                      Forum User
                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                      • 1754
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: My Birthday ****ing sucked

                                                      Rape them.

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                                                        • spyke252
                                                          FFR Player
                                                          • Oct 2006
                                                          • 181
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: My Birthday ****ing sucked

                                                          Happy belated birthday.










                                                          You should've punched his face in. And said, "You were taught wrong. Jesus doesnt like *****es."
                                                          Originally posted by Tokzic
                                                          is the repetition of the last line a metaphorical comparison of the dependance of society on technology today versus the more natural lifestyle of the late nineteenth century

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