My Birthday ****ing sucked

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  • #1
    FFR Player
    ckj846
    • Jan 2004
    • 2437

    My Birthday ****ing sucked

    I'm serious. Well, not many people know on the forums but I am gay. A homosexual. Whatever you want to call me, I dont' care. But, I told most of my friends like a week ago and they were all cool with it except for the few super christian white jackasses. Well, today, my friend comes up to me and is like "HAPPY BDAY I'LL NEVER ACCEPT YOU FOR BEING GAY AND JESUS WON'T EITHER BUT IT'S OK!!!" If there weren't people around, I was about to punch his face in. Well, tonight, I was planning on going to the movies to see Borat, but my lame ass friends were like OH LAWL I HAVE TO STUDY FOR SATs, or, I'M GOING TO GET RAPED, or, SO AND SO ISN'T GOING SO I WON'T EITHER. I am just tired of it. This is the worst bday I've ever had, and it is my 16th birthday. God damn. Seriously.
    O_o
    pyro31191: TELL EVERYONE YOU WANT TO TAKE IT IN THE ASS NOW
    pyro31191: rofl
    pyro31191: You should tell them earlier though
    pyro31191: so they can buy dildos instead of fleshlights
  • #2
    Skware One
    MagicCarpetRide
    • Jun 2006
    • 1125

    Re: My Birthday ****ing sucked

    Whoa you came out before you were 16
    Thats rough
    Anyways HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
    sort of

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    • #3
      auauauau
      Omeganitros
      • Jun 2003
      • 8897

      Re: My Birthday ****ing sucked

      Excellent response djshox.

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      • #4
        FFR Player
        Grandiagod
        • Jul 2004
        • 6122

        Re: My Birthday ****ing sucked

        Dumb jackasses: "Jesus will never accept you."

        You: "He accepted my dick in his mouth last night."

        IT WILL WORK
        He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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        • #5
          FFR Player
          DarkVampiress21
          • Aug 2005
          • 218

          Re: My Birthday ****ing sucked

          Originally posted by Grandiagod
          Dumb jackasses: "Jesus will never accept you."

          You: "He accepted my dick in his mouth last night."

          IT WILL WORK
          ROTFL.

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          • #6
            FFR Player
            sushigrlOOk
            • Apr 2006
            • 182

            Re: My Birthday ****ing sucked

            OH geez 16 B-day YIKES! and they said those mean wordz well...>:/ TUH! thats kinda mean...>,< XP HAPPY B-DAY anyway XD

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            • #7
              FFR Player
              DarkVampiress21
              • Aug 2005
              • 218

              Re: My Birthday ****ing sucked

              xD ^_^ o_O :O

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              • #8
                FFR Veteran
                darklordsarumon9
                • Feb 2005
                • 1777

                Re: My Birthday ****ing sucked

                Yeah well... Alright happy birthday.
                Originally posted by Choofers
                i was up aound 11 ish to my my mom textinin me over voaevover avo oover, asking if o wamt food from china so i said hai and off sent went to a p; blasnd buffet bu o wl who cares
                Originally posted by cetaka
                whats namine like in person

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                • #9
                  FFR Player
                  DarkVampiress21
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 218

                  Re: My Birthday ****ing sucked

                  What's so happy about a birthday anyway?

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                  • #10
                    xqsite OG
                    -Fallen-
                    • May 2005
                    • 2836

                    Re: My Birthday ****ing sucked

                    Wow you're a homosexual? Never saw that coming.

                    Happy belated birthday though
                    One of the original members of the xqsite + FFR community.
                    BlankZero - 15 year vet + RobbyZero - 15 year vet

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                    • #11
                      FFR Player
                      D4rkAng3l
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 237

                      Re: My Birthday ****ing sucked

                      Originally posted by ckj846
                      I'm serious. Well, not many people know on the forums but I am gay.
                      really? sorry couldn't help myself anyway thats still just wrong about what they said to you i mean what kind of friends are they? and not to mention the problems your family is having

                      oh, and happy belated birthday

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                      • #12
                        FFR Player
                        lord_carbo
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 6222

                        Re: My Birthday ****ing sucked

                        Originally posted by ckj846
                        "HAPPY BDAY I'LL NEVER ACCEPT YOU FOR BEING GAY AND JESUS WON'T EITHER BUT IT'S OK!!!"
                        What a ****ing prick. The ignorance that some people have about homosexuality (and their own goddamn religion) really pisses me off.
                        last.fm

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                        • #13
                          FFR Player
                          Magnafiend
                          • Jul 2005
                          • 154

                          Re: My Birthday ****ing sucked

                          Happy belated bday. Oh yea, bout the whole "I'll never acept you and Jesus won't either" bull****, just remember, most people are F***ING IDIOTS who probably forget how to breath on a regular basis.
                          The reaper is the happiest being of all, because death is plentiful in this realm....

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                          • #14
                            Forum User
                            FluorescentArmy
                            • Nov 2005
                            • 1754

                            Re: My Birthday ****ing sucked

                            Rape them.

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                            • #15
                              FFR Player
                              spyke252
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 181

                              Re: My Birthday ****ing sucked

                              Happy belated birthday.










                              You should've punched his face in. And said, "You were taught wrong. Jesus doesnt like *****es."
                              Originally posted by Tokzic
                              is the repetition of the last line a metaphorical comparison of the dependance of society on technology today versus the more natural lifestyle of the late nineteenth century

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