so liek i grab this game rite and its liek seekin dentistu 3 rite

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Omeganitros
    auauauau
    • Jun 2003
    • 8897

    #1

    so liek i grab this game rite and its liek seekin dentistu 3 rite

    So I start playing Seiken Densetsu 3, and it's like "choose 3 dudes or babes to hang out with" and I'm like "k."
    So I first off I get "the guy with gay hair" (although in retrospect they all had gay hair) Duran, and name him Felix, since, you know, Felix is the best name ever and all.
    And then I choose the "chick in the jester outfit" because jesters usually excel in LUK (the most important stat ever), but it turns out to be some infant cleric and I'm like, "Aw, crap. Well, I guess I'll call you Healy since your job is to heal."
    And then I choose the "guy that looks like a guy dressed as a furry dressed as a clown", but that turns out to be the grappler Kevin, and I'm like "Well, I guess I'll call you Hurty, because you hurt people." But now that I think about it, I shoulda named him Furry anyways.
  • ReikonKeiri
    i wanna be ur pop star
    • Jun 2006
    • 2388

    #2
    Re: so liek i grab this game rite and its liek seekin dentistu 3 rite

    lmao win

    That game definitely sounds fun i should go get it
    Last edited by ReikonKeiri; 10-21-2006, 07:30 PM. Reason: seriously who writes stuff in this box...


    FMO AAAs (3): Heavenly Spores (68), Fast Asleep (67)!, 0 (piano version) (66)! VC AAAs: 76
    Best VCs: Finders Keepers (64), Purple (64), Travel Demon (63), Final Step (63), A World of Piano (63), Balloon Fever (63), The Fusion (63)

    It's Only Natural BF
    Southern Cross BF
    Minute Waltz v2 BF
    Novo Mundo BF
    Stark Raving Mad BF
    Midnight Dragon 1-0-0-1
    Choprite 2 clean
    Rottel 2 clean
    J&C 2 clean
    Chronograph 2-1-0-1
    BB Evo 3 clean
    Staring at my Spaceship 3 clean
    Epilogue 3-0-0-1
    Banned Forever 3-0-0-1
    World Tour 2004 3-0-1-4
    Demon Beast Appearance 4 clean
    Gacha Gacha Figu Atto Radio 4 clean
    Gravity Blast 4 clean
    Just Why 4 clean
    Eternal Drain [Heavy] 4 clean
    300 4-0-0-1
    Pure Ruby 5 clean
    Destination of the Heart 5 clean
    Plasmatextor 5-0-0-4
    Oni 6 clean
    Yorukumoryuu Yamikaze 6 clean
    Ambient Angels 6 clean
    Colorful Course 6 clean
    Hajnal 6 clean
    Arsonist 7-0-0-1
    Setsujou! Hyakka Ryouran 7-1-0-1
    Face in the Gutter 8 clean
    Kanon Medley 8 clean
    Colibri 8 clean
    Summer Time Perfume 8 clean
    Blindfolds Aside 8-0-0-1
    Bubble Bath Aftermath 8-0-0-1
    Bloody Tears 8-0-0-2
    Ochitsukeruwakenaiwayo! [Heavy] 9 clean


    Originally posted by Moogle-master
    To be fair, having all the BlazBlue's isn't good taste more then it is common sense.

    Comment

    • evilbutterfly
      FFR Player
      • Apr 2003
      • 5784

      #3
      Re: so liek i grab this game rite and its liek seekin dentistu 3 rite

      Originally posted by ReikonKeiri
      lmao win

      That game definitely sounds fun i should go get it
      Sounds to me like you like furries.

      And so does Omega.
      So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

      In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

      So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
      And I write the blog for their website.

      Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

      Comment

      • Omeganitros
        auauauau
        • Jun 2003
        • 8897

        #4
        Re: so liek i grab this game rite and its liek seekin dentistu 3 rite

        Our adventure begins immediately with a battle without warning. I quickly figure out the controls and start getting Legend of Zelda on the bitchass knight opponent.
        But there's a problem.
        At the bottom of the screen, there's this "70/88" in big text and when the knight hit me, it went down to "62/88". But when I hit the knight, it stayed at "62/88" and I'm like "oshi he's invincible, i guess im supposed to lose the match"
        but after getting hit like five times, it suddenly hits me: "YOU ****ING RETARD THE 88 IS YOUR MAX HP NOT THE ENEMY HP"
        And so catching his second breath, Felix makes an amazing comeback and owns the bitch with Link-like "skillz fo realz". Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, motha****a.

        cue cutscene and flashback and then another cutscene where this gayass "wizard" of some sort comes out of nowhere and defeats all the guards except me. So I go chase after the wizard and it's like "k you have control now go fight him"
        The wizard's just standing there and Felix makes a ferocious lunge, only to hit nothing but air. He turns around to see the wizard on the other side of the hall. Felix cries, "WTF HAX" as he rushes the Wizard again, with the same results. Now Felix is quite perturbed. "You best get that ****-eating grin off your smugass face because YOU'RE REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF." But then, unfortunately, he gets his ass super-kicked by two spells from the wizard, and our main hero passes out because he's such a weak ****ing pussy.

        TO BE CONTINUED

        Comment

        • scorpio1690
          FFR Player
          • Apr 2003
          • 4817

          #5
          Re: so liek i grab this game rite and its liek seekin dentistu 3 rite

          Hawk, Angela & Kevin ftw.

          There's three different storylines in the game depending on who you choose as your characters. It also dictates which bosses you fight. If you choose Hawk, Angela and Kevin you fight the hardest bosses. I think you'll be fighting the second hardest boss since you still have Kevin and the cleric.

          Comment

          • Omeganitros
            auauauau
            • Jun 2003
            • 8897

            #6
            Re: so liek i grab this game rite and its liek seekin dentistu 3 rite

            Kevin is the worst dresser ever. Like, on one hand he looks totally lame, but on the other hand when he goes Werewolf he jumps all the way up to "best looking sprite"

            Comment

            • Moogy
              嗚呼
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Aug 2003
              • 10303

              #7
              Re: so liek i grab this game rite and its liek seekin dentistu 3 rite

              There are three final bosses/dungeons. The one you get is decided by which character you choose as your main. Duran/Angela get one, Kevin/Carlie get another one, and Hawkeye/Liesz get yet another one.

              There is no definitive best team, but you'll always want Kevin or Carlie due to their healing abilities. Duran is always a solid choice as well. From there, it's down to personal preference - do you want Liesz, who's good all around, Hawkeye, who's... not that great, or Angela, who can own with magic?

              By the way, Duran/Angela have the best final dungeon/boss. You also need to have chosen one of them in order to fight the Black Rabite, the uberboss of SD3.

              Also, the best part of SD3 is by far the music. All of it is extremely, extremely good. That's not to say that the other parts are lacking - it is a very, very good game. Personally, I prefer SoM and LoM over it, but it's still great.
              Plz visit my blog

              ^^^ vintage signature from like 2006 preserved

              Comment

              • scorpio1690
                FFR Player
                • Apr 2003
                • 4817

                #8
                Re: so liek i grab this game rite and its liek seekin dentistu 3 rite

                Hawk's third job as the Dark Dark (I forget its name) is good. His special attack as that job slaughters everything. His final boss is such a dick though, it's the Vampire along with the witch.

                Comment

                • businessman07
                  Banned
                  • Sep 2005
                  • 273

                  #9
                  Re: so liek i grab this game rite and its liek seekin dentistu 3 rite

                  coo...

                  IM BACK

                  Comment

                  • Laharl
                    FFR Player
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 1821

                    #10
                    Re: so liek i grab this game rite and its liek seekin dentistu 3 rite

                    Seiken Densetsu 3 is one of the best games ever made.

                    My team was Duran, Kevin, and Angela. I don't remember what classes I made them. Duran was my healer, Kevin RAPED PEOPLE IN THE ASS, and Angela threw giant gobs of fire which did like 900 damage per cast.

                    Evil path Kevin is by far the most powerful guy in that entire game.

                    This makes me want to bust out my ZSNES again and play through it, but I just reinstalled Planescape: Torment so I'm already busy.
                    SIG PICTURES:

                    POINTLESSLY TAKING UP BANDWIDTH SINCE THE INCEPTION OF THE INTERNET

                    Comment

                    • Omeganitros
                      auauauau
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 8897

                      #11
                      Re: so liek i grab this game rite and its liek seekin dentistu 3 rite

                      Next time I play the game, I'm putting Hawk in my team, because GOD KNOWS how important LUK is. Carlie--I mean, Healy is my LUK person right now.

                      Comment

                      • Moogy
                        嗚呼
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Aug 2003
                        • 10303

                        #12
                        Re: so liek i grab this game rite and its liek seekin dentistu 3 rite

                        I believe Hawk actually learns some skills through LUK. It doesn't stop it from being a horribly useless stat, however.
                        Plz visit my blog

                        ^^^ vintage signature from like 2006 preserved

                        Comment

                        • Laharl
                          FFR Player
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 1821

                          #13
                          Re: so liek i grab this game rite and its liek seekin dentistu 3 rite

                          Getting crits just about every attack is hardly useless.
                          SIG PICTURES:

                          POINTLESSLY TAKING UP BANDWIDTH SINCE THE INCEPTION OF THE INTERNET

                          Comment

                          • Moogy
                            嗚呼
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Aug 2003
                            • 10303

                            #14
                            Re: so liek i grab this game rite and its liek seekin dentistu 3 rite

                            Critical hits don't matter when you can just chain cast everything to death instantly. 8)
                            Plz visit my blog

                            ^^^ vintage signature from like 2006 preserved

                            Comment

                            • scorpio1690
                              FFR Player
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 4817

                              #15
                              Re: so liek i grab this game rite and its liek seekin dentistu 3 rite

                              Ya I cast death on bosses all the time.

                              Comment

                              Working...