So I start playing Seiken Densetsu 3, and it's like "choose 3 dudes or babes to hang out with" and I'm like "k."
So I first off I get "the guy with gay hair" (although in retrospect they all had gay hair) Duran, and name him Felix, since, you know, Felix is the best name ever and all.
And then I choose the "chick in the jester outfit" because jesters usually excel in LUK (the most important stat ever), but it turns out to be some infant cleric and I'm like, "Aw, crap. Well, I guess I'll call you Healy since your job is to heal."
And then I choose the "guy that looks like a guy dressed as a furry dressed as a clown", but that turns out to be the grappler Kevin, and I'm like "Well, I guess I'll call you Hurty, because you hurt people." But now that I think about it, I shoulda named him Furry anyways.
So I first off I get "the guy with gay hair" (although in retrospect they all had gay hair) Duran, and name him Felix, since, you know, Felix is the best name ever and all.
And then I choose the "chick in the jester outfit" because jesters usually excel in LUK (the most important stat ever), but it turns out to be some infant cleric and I'm like, "Aw, crap. Well, I guess I'll call you Healy since your job is to heal."
And then I choose the "guy that looks like a guy dressed as a furry dressed as a clown", but that turns out to be the grappler Kevin, and I'm like "Well, I guess I'll call you Hurty, because you hurt people." But now that I think about it, I shoulda named him Furry anyways.


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