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  • stretchypanda
    shock me shock me
    • Sep 2004
    • 4123

    #1

    I can't decide what to say to entice you to read this.

    So, my friend Liz and I went out to dinner at our usual dinner-together place, and apparently our waiter was having a bad night. He was really nice, he just wasn't really "on", tonight, it seemed. All went pretty well until we got our checks. He split them up just like we asked, but when he ran our cards, he ran Liz's on MY ticket, and my card on HER ticket, which we realized when he brought back our cards and the receipts.

    Liz didn't think it was a big deal, but I felt bad because my meal cost more than Liz's, so I asked the waiter to fix the problem. He is visibly upset by this mistake. We feel really bad about making him fix it.

    He brings us new tickets, correct this time, along with void slips to show that our totals were voided. The first thing I notice is that my void slip shows the price I SHOULD have paid originally, but we assume the matching prices were just put together by mistake, or if they voided the wrong amounts, I'll just pay Liz the difference later and we'll stop bothering the staff. Upon closer inspection we realize that both charges were voided off MY account, meaning nothing was voided from Liz's, so by this time she had been charged for the full meal. Oops.

    Make sense? Okay.

    We get a manager over, expecting him to run to the back, make the final correction (voiding the cost of my meal off Liz's card), and send us on our way, maybe with a coupon for some free queso next time we come in. Instead, the manager wants to sit and argue with us. He sees that the credit card number is the same on both void slips, so he tries to explain that both charges were made on my card (which is an even bigger problem, when you consider the waiter was sent to the back with TWO checks and TWO cards -- why would he run one card twice?). We try very hard to explain to him that, no, originally we were each charged for the other's meal, and then both charges were voided off one account, instead of one being voided off each. The manager is not listening. He actually waves his hands at us dismissively and storms to the office to get the credit report so he can prove us wrong once and for all, leaving me FUMING at the way he has behaved toward us. He comes back with a credit report for our waiter, showing all the transactions that waiter has made with cards. All it tells us is that one charge matching each of ours was made, then voided, then made again. It doesn't show card numbers or even a date. Then the manager hands one of the void slips to Liz, who looks at it, then hands it to me, saying, "That's HERS." So the manager hands her the other, and Liz looks at it, then hands it to me, saying the same thing.

    FINALLY the manager realizes what we've been trying to explain all along. He apologizes like four hundred times and buys margaritas for us -- any kind we'd like, even if we're not 21 (we both are).

    Then he promises to wait on us every time we eat there and "hook us up".

    My margarita was SO FULL of alcohol. It was delicious.
  • Neonatrias
    MAЯISA
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Jan 2004
    • 919

    #2
    Re: I can't decide what to say to entice you to read this.

    Well played.

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    • Omeganitros
      auauauau
      • Jun 2003
      • 8897

      #3
      Re: I can't decide what to say to entice you to read this.

      See, now if it were me, I would have just been like "Well, I see their mistake, but hey, I'm not gonna bring it up and make a big deal about it. It's not that big of a deal, right?"

      But you, you did and got margaritas out of it.

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      • stretchypanda
        shock me shock me
        • Sep 2004
        • 4123

        #4
        Re: I can't decide what to say to entice you to read this.

        Liz really didn't see the problem and she would have ended up paying more than she should have. I had to go and fix things.

        I was totally going to have that manager's ass on a plate after he blew us off like that.

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        • Hr2
          FFR Player
          • Mar 2005
          • 2350

          #5
          Re: I can't decide what to say to entice you to read this.

          Very well played. I would have just made up the difference and not gotten free drinks.

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          • ducky285
            FFR Player
            • Oct 2005
            • 1388

            #6
            Re: I can't decide what to say to entice you to read this.

            Reminds me of a Monty Python sketch about a dirty fork.
            Quack quack quack

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            • Grandiagod
              FFR Player
              • Jul 2004
              • 6122

              #7
              Re: I can't decide what to say to entice you to read this.

              Check your magaritas for phlem.
              He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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              • Squeek
                let it snow~
                • Jan 2004
                • 14444

                #8
                Re: I can't decide what to say to entice you to read this.

                phlegm.

                Words you don't know should be run through Google before posting.

                ps gj

                ~Squeek

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                • dontcareaboutmyid
                  FFR Player
                  • May 2003
                  • 2103

                  #9
                  Re: I can't decide what to say to entice you to read this.

                  Originally posted by MrESqueek
                  SPELLING NAZI'ED

                  ~Squeek
                  I call overkill.

                  Also, well played, although I would have gone for the free meal.

                  Unless Margaritas are more expensive than the meal you had...
                  Theory of Quantum Fetish Mechanics

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                  • Grandiagod
                    FFR Player
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 6122

                    #10
                    Re: I can't decide what to say to entice you to read this.

                    Originally posted by MrESqueek
                    phlegm.

                    Words you don't know should be run through Google before posting.

                    ps gj

                    ~Squeek
                    Heil Fuhrer Squeek.
                    He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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                    • MCRenaissance
                      FFR Player
                      • Apr 2006
                      • 1646

                      #11
                      Re: I can't decide what to say to entice you to read this.

                      Let's see when Squeek's "Mein Kempf" comes out.

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                      • TheRaiRaiEatsBalloons
                        Banned
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 1048

                        #12
                        Re: I can't decide what to say to entice you to read this.

                        lol alcohol

                        ps lol also hot etc

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                        • dontcareaboutmyid
                          FFR Player
                          • May 2003
                          • 2103

                          #13
                          Re: I can't decide what to say to entice you to read this.

                          more like Mien Squeek

                          I'd read it.

                          Get cracking Squeek
                          Theory of Quantum Fetish Mechanics

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                          • Z3ratul
                            FFR Player
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 940

                            #14
                            Re: I can't decide what to say to entice you to read this.

                            It's 'mein'. And <3 Squeek.

                            Cool story... so where was it that you guys were eating, and roughly how much did it cost? If it was Denny's, I wouldn't have said anything, but somewhere more expensive... idk.
                            Originally posted by Grandiagod
                            My father rapes me with logging equipment and my mother is a three legged grizzly bear going through menopause.

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                            • Squeek
                              let it snow~
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 14444

                              #15
                              Re: I can't decide what to say to entice you to read this.

                              My book is already like halfway done. If you honestly think I wouldn't be writing about this, you're sadly mistaken.

                              You should know that the talent for spelling and grammar has also given me an inherant ability to write amazing papers and critique books in ways nobody thought possible. I've already written several short stories, but those are boring. Situational events are the worst kind of story to write about because I, unlike some stupid authors, tie up loose ends, no matter how aside from the main story they may be. This makes even the shortest story take forever to get through.

                              But writing about Squeekism? The ultimate form of grammar in our modern day world? Easy. I just won't be able to find a publisher.

                              Think "Free Grammar Lessons" but expanded and prettied up.

                              ~Squeek

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