Formulas for 700 Home Run Players

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  • uhcougars2006
    FFR Player
    • Nov 2005
    • 74

    #1

    Formulas for 700 Home Run Players



    Babe Ruth + Hot Dogs and Beer = 714 Home Runs


    Hank Arron + Fighting Racism = 755 Home Runs


    Barry Bonds + Steroids = 715 Home Runs


    *I believe this is accurate

    I'd like to see things from your perspective, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
  • chickendude
    Away from Computer
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Sep 2003
    • 1901

    #2
    Re: Formulas for 700 Home Run Players

    Home Run Contest in SSBM > actual baseball

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    • GuidoHunter
      is against custom titles
      • Oct 2003
      • 7371

      #3
      Re: Formulas for 700 Home Run Players

      Don't forget extreme amounts of syphilis for the first named.

      Almost as much as the steroids Barry took.

      Not that it matters, what with the records going to be (should be) thrown out.

      --Guido


      Originally posted by Grandiagod
      Originally posted by Grandiagod
      She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
      Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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      • Kilgamayan
        Super Scooter Happy
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Feb 2003
        • 6583

        #4
        Re: Formulas for 700 Home Run Players

        All records prior to 1947 deserve a racism asterisk.
        I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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        • Tasselfoot
          Retired BOSS
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Jul 2003
          • 25185

          #5
          Re: Formulas for 700 Home Run Players

          lol...

          the ONLY "asterisk" that baseball will EVER give is to records pre-1900.

          This decade is far from being the only one where cheating occured. It just happens to be the first one in which it is being made public.
          RIP

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          • Kilgamayan
            Super Scooter Happy
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Feb 2003
            • 6583

            #6
            Re: Formulas for 700 Home Run Players

            I was more making a point that stating something I believe in.

            I believe Bonds is only getting as much heat as he is because he's a jerk. He is far from the only player to ever cheat (assuming he actually did), and the era he has played in is far from the only era that provided some advantage to hitters.

            To use Ruth as an example, he played in a time when there were no black players, which lowered the overall talent of the league. He also played in a launching pad (less than 300 feet down the right field line) whereas San Fran is very much pitcher-friendly. And then there's the issue of whether he used corked bats or not.

            Bonds isn't the only player to use steriods (assuming he did) either. There are probably upwards of 300 that have done it. He just happens to be the only one that broke 700 home runs, so obviously he has something else going for him.

            I don't mind Bonds at all, and I would love to have him as a DH on my team next year even though it means Kevin Youkilis would be out of a starting job.
            I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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            • uhcougars2006
              FFR Player
              • Nov 2005
              • 74

              #7
              Re: Formulas for 700 Home Run Players

              Originally posted by Kilgamayan
              I was more making a point that stating something I believe in.

              I believe Bonds is only getting as much heat as he is because he's a jerk. He is far from the only player to ever cheat (assuming he actually did), and the era he has played in is far from the only era that provided some advantage to hitters.

              To use Ruth as an example, he played in a time when there were no black players, which lowered the overall talent of the league. He also played in a launching pad (less than 300 feet down the right field line) whereas San Fran is very much pitcher-friendly. And then there's the issue of whether he used corked bats or not.

              Bonds isn't the only player to use steriods (assuming he did) either. There are probably upwards of 300 that have done it. He just happens to be the only one that broke 700 home runs, so obviously he has something else going for him.

              I don't mind Bonds at all, and I would love to have him as a DH on my team next year even though it means Kevin Youkilis would be out of a starting job.
              You didn't put Hank Aaron in your reply...
              I'd like to see things from your perspective, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

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              • Kilgamayan
                Super Scooter Happy
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Feb 2003
                • 6583

                #8
                Re: Formulas for 700 Home Run Players

                I remember there was something about Hank Aaron that made his accomplishments suspect too but I forget what it was so I decided not to bring it up.
                I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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                • uhcougars2006
                  FFR Player
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 74

                  #9
                  Re: Formulas for 700 Home Run Players

                  Originally posted by Kilgamayan
                  I remember there was something about Hank Aaron that made his accomplishments suspect too but I forget what it was so I decided not to bring it up.
                  He was fighting racism during the 1970's. Racism was still a big problem during that time.
                  I'd like to see things from your perspective, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

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                  • Kilgamayan
                    Super Scooter Happy
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 6583

                    #10
                    Re: Formulas for 700 Home Run Players

                    No, I mean he was enhancing his game somehow. Like Ruth's corked bats and Bonds' steroids.
                    I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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                    • sertman
                      DADALADAH
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Jun 2005
                      • 3910

                      #11
                      Re: Formulas for 700 Home Run Players

                      I could have sworn Maris got an asterisk for hitting 61 homeruns in 162 games, when Ruth hit 60 in only 154 games. In his case it is deserved because if he hit 61 in 154 games, then there wouldn't be an asterisk.

                      And all of that "oh well he didn't play with black players so his records need an asterisk" is bull****, straight up. Bonds deserves an asterisk because he knowingly used illegal substances to deliberately give himself an unfair advantage over other players. Ruth couldn't control the lack of black players in the game. That's the way the league was.

                      All people seem to do is just try to completely avoid the Bonds point by making up stupid bull**** reasons why other great players should get an asterisk. Or, they try to justify Bonds' steroid use somehow, as if the game should just ignore what is basically the end of a game of skill. Sure, you still have to hit a baseball pitched from a professional pitcher well enough to hit it to the outfield. But with steroids, bat speed is increased. You have more time to recognize what the pitch is. A split second is a LOT of time with a 99 MPH fastball is coming at you. There are balls that without steroids you'd either miss or swing so late you hit it foul, but with steroids, you hit it out of the park. That's an unfair advantage due to substances banned by Major League Baseball. With steroids, those balls that die at the warning track, the balls you lift out to center, those balls that land to the right of the right field foul pole (or left of the left field foul pole if you hit lefty) are home runs. Unfair advantage due to substances banned by the game. I'd like to know how it's fair that due to a substance banned by the game, your offensive productivity increases dramatically as you get into your late 30's, early 40's. Bobby Bonds retired from the game after age 39 and was no good after 35.

                      Ruth broke no rules (corked bats? since when did he use those). Hank Aaron broke no rules. Barry Bonds deliberately and maliciously broke those rules to give himself a personal advantage. I'm sick of him basically taking all the spotlight away from Pujols, who is a class act and clean (as far as i know). Bonds is a complete asshole who I don't want to be the face of baseball this season.

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                      • Kilgamayan
                        Super Scooter Happy
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 6583

                        #12
                        Re: Formulas for 700 Home Run Players

                        What a surprise, hate for Bonds because he's a jerk.

                        Never mind the zillions of other players that used steroids. Never mind that every era had something going for it that gve the hitters some advantage, be it in their control or not. Bonds has to be singled out because he's not very personable.

                        Look at Rafael Palmeiro. He still has a realistic shot at the Hall despite using steroids. Why? Because he was a sufficiently nice guy that people aren't bursting at the seams to hate him.
                        I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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                        • dooty_7
                          FFR Player
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 462

                          #13
                          Re: Formulas for 700 Home Run Players

                          Legend has it that Babe Ruth's final home run flew a distance of 550 feet or about the circumference of barry bonds' head.

                          i read that somewhere and thought it was funny

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                          • sertman
                            DADALADAH
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Jun 2005
                            • 3910

                            #14
                            Re: Formulas for 700 Home Run Players

                            You think I hate Bonds just because he's a jerk? You don't think that compromising the integrity of the game may have something to do with it?

                            Rafael Palmerio was my favorite baseball player since the age of 4, when I would watch O's games and call out "Raffy!" "Raffy!". When I found out he used steroids, I couldn't watch the O's. I just didn't want to hear about it. So i watched the Nats, and became a fan of them. I don't like Raffy anymore because he took steroids. He was one of the nicest guys in the game, but if you take steroids, I don't like you. Sosa was the same way. Likable guy, got McGwire to open up in front of the media. I liked him, until I found out he took steroids (and corked his bats)

                            There's a difference between the advantages. Whatever advantage Ruth may have had was out of his control, and most important, HE DIDN'T KNOWINGLY GIVE HIMSELF AN ADVANTAGE BY DOING STUFF THAT WENT AGAINST THE RULES OF THE GAME. Now, Bonds, on the other hand...

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                            • Tps222
                              FFR Player
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 6168

                              #15
                              Re: Formulas for 700 Home Run Players

                              HR Record is way overrated.

                              Hit Streaks and Career averages are far better records.

                              I like Bonds, I hope he breaks the records. If you want to beat him, take steroids.

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