What the hell, seriously. Are they seriously remaking the Poseidon Adventure? How utterly, utterly foolish of them. Anyone whose seen the Poseidon Adventure know exactly why this remake will fail:

NO ERNEST BORGNINE
This movie is doomed to the bowels of hell without the aid of this great actor. Hell, without Ernest Borgnine, there is no Poseidon Adventure. Were it not for his his badass determination, rough attitude, and the damn awesomest mean looks in the world, the rest of the characters in that movie would have perished. I predict this remake will be 5-25 minutes long, with an abrupt ending of everyone dying because Ernest Borgnine wasn't there to save the ****ing day.


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