What the **** is this ****? Poseidon?

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  • Omeganitros
    auauauau
    • Jun 2003
    • 8897

    #1

    What the **** is this ****? Poseidon?

    It's New Year's Eve on the luxury liner Poseidon. Partying voyagers toast the future.


    What the hell, seriously. Are they seriously remaking the Poseidon Adventure? How utterly, utterly foolish of them. Anyone whose seen the Poseidon Adventure know exactly why this remake will fail:


    NO ERNEST BORGNINE

    This movie is doomed to the bowels of hell without the aid of this great actor. Hell, without Ernest Borgnine, there is no Poseidon Adventure. Were it not for his his badass determination, rough attitude, and the damn awesomest mean looks in the world, the rest of the characters in that movie would have perished. I predict this remake will be 5-25 minutes long, with an abrupt ending of everyone dying because Ernest Borgnine wasn't there to save the ****ing day.
  • Tasselfoot
    Retired BOSS
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Jul 2003
    • 25185

    #2
    Re: What the **** is this ****? Poseidon?

    ...its coming out in the theater in like 2 weeks, and you're just now finding out about it?
    RIP

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    • blahblah18
      FFR Player
      • Aug 2004
      • 1662

      #3
      Re: What the **** is this ****? Poseidon?

      I was distraught as well... that was the one bad thing about V for Vendetta... seeing that preview
      but for now... postCount++

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      • mattyohh
        FFR Player
        • Mar 2006
        • 349

        #4
        Re: What the **** is this ****? Poseidon?

        I've heard that you dont even see Hugo Weavings face the whole moive just him in his guy fawkes mask. that pisses me off when you can't see who they are
        Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
        You are banned from the Garbage Bin until January 1st, 2007. Don't worry, I usually let people out of their sentences early if they have good behavior. You are still able to view the Garbage Bin, but if you post there, I will physically site-wide ban you until further notice.

        Reason: Insulting Dragonforce aka my religion. Also being a general GB noob.

        -Fish
        lol

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        • stretchypanda
          shock me shock me
          • Sep 2004
          • 4123

          #5
          Re: What the **** is this ****? Poseidon?

          Matty. Topic =/= V for Vendetta.

          I'm only slightly curious to see Poseidon because I know there will be big explosions and fires and ****.

          But seriously, you're right Omega. The cast of this movie sucks, and not just because Ernest Borgnine isn't a member.

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          • talisman
            Resident Penguin
            FFR Simfile Author
            • May 2003
            • 4598

            #6
            Re: What the **** is this ****? Poseidon?

            better yet, the guy who is directing poseidon is the guy who is doing Ender's Game... and I have very little faith that he'll do it justice.

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