Devil's Advocate time. Tell me your favorite game.
Post your favorite game. I will quote you and viciously dissect everything bad about it. (unless it's disgaea or xenogears because those are perfect okay)
StH2 pales in comparison to StH3. The implementation of Tails is an absurd gesture serving no purpose at all. The bonus levels are made in a laughably bad imitation of Mode 7. The Super Sonic system is far too easy to exploit, and detracts from the game. The game is far too easy. The plane/flying sequences are horribly broken. The bosses are poorly designed. The enemies are more annoying than threatening. The graphics are crap compared to other platformers on the Genesis at the time.
The Devil May Cry series, or any of the FFs except IX which sucked the left nut.
UNLEASH THE DRAGON
Originally posted by mead1
My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
What about the DMC series? You didn't answer fully.
UNLEASH THE DRAGON
Originally posted by mead1
My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
Let's wander around in muddy textures doing pointless fetch-quests for hours! Let's attempt to fight enemies using the horribly broken and impossible to lose at battle system! There are so many things wrong with OoT it's hard to name them all. The gameplay is craptastic, the dungeons are designed very poorly except for the Water Temple, the story is a joke, and the music sucks.
Your other games are all gay PC games that suck because they're for the PC.
Tonberry_Kid: A. I'm too lazy. B. Naming the FF series as one of your favorites invalidates the possibility of me spending time on you.
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