The Chronicles of Narnia movie

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  • Omeganitros
    auauauau
    • Jun 2003
    • 8897

    #1

    The Chronicles of Narnia movie

    IS GONNA SUCK
  • NuclearShadow
    FFR Player
    • Jul 2005
    • 1971

    #2
    Sir that may be your opinion but it sure isn't fact.
    Originally posted by Synthlight
    I am retiring from SM as of right now. I am sick of beating you all with my perfect triple hamstrings and AAAAAA's. I have nothing more to accomplish.

    Cheers,

    Synthlight

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    • Omeganitros
      auauauau
      • Jun 2003
      • 8897

      #3
      True, it is only my opinion.


      But then, all Nostradamus had was opinions as well.

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      • NuclearShadow
        FFR Player
        • Jul 2005
        • 1971

        #4
        You dare equate yourself with Nostradamus?
        Originally posted by Synthlight
        I am retiring from SM as of right now. I am sick of beating you all with my perfect triple hamstrings and AAAAAA's. I have nothing more to accomplish.

        Cheers,

        Synthlight

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        • jewpinthethird
          (The Fat's Sabobah)
          FFR Music Producer
          • Nov 2002
          • 11711

          #5
          Nostradamus was a hack.

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          • blahblah18
            FFR Player
            • Aug 2004
            • 1662

            #6
            you sir are a fraud
            but for now... postCount++

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            • Schrammbledeggs
              FFR Player
              • May 2005
              • 334

              #7
              Judging by the quality of the most recent Disney live action movies (National Treasure, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Greatest Game Ever Played,etc...) I'd say this movie will be pretty good. It looks good and the stories are timeless. You can't say this movie is gonna suck, not back it up, and expect people to not think you're an idiot. This movie will have a huge turn out at the box office and make a ton of money.
              At least I'm not Mike Lean.

              Movie Reviewer at ddrgeek.com

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              • Tasselfoot
                Retired BOSS
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Jul 2003
                • 25185

                #8
                C.S. Lewis > Omega.

                End of discussion.

                In fact... I should lock this because discussion is SO OMG OVER... but, I'm too lazy to click the lock button. Instead, I'll keep typing up random nonsense and then click the submit button.
                RIP

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                • Moogy
                  嗚呼
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 10303

                  #9
                  Chronicles of Narnia is pseudo-Christian trash.
                  Plz visit my blog

                  ^^^ vintage signature from like 2006 preserved

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                  • whorlichan
                    Tiny Plastic Meat
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 669

                    #10
                    Oh, come on Moogy. Didn't you read it as a kid? I read that series when I was seven years old. Loved it to death. In high school, my friend Idit explained the Christian undertones to me. I had NEVER seen them before...and to be honest, I can still ignore them and read the series for the children's story that it is.
                    Goddess of Chocolate Sauce
                    First ever graduate of the Quetzacoatino Academy for Aspiring Deities
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                    My friend Cassie's amazing photography

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                    • Tasselfoot
                      Retired BOSS
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 25185

                      #11
                      Why can't you do that with the Matrix trilogy then? Huh... huh? Except of course Revolutions, cause the jesus references are just OMG IN YOUR FACE.
                      RIP

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                      • whorlichan
                        Tiny Plastic Meat
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 669

                        #12
                        ...because Keanu Reeves sucks big honking dooky, and there's no Matrix series of books.
                        Goddess of Chocolate Sauce
                        First ever graduate of the Quetzacoatino Academy for Aspiring Deities
                        My lame LJ
                        My friend Cassie's amazing photography

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                        • Omeganitros
                          auauauau
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 8897

                          #13
                          Look at the Superman Returns thingy! Even in the trailer, the jesus metaphor is blatantly pointed out.


                          Look, I mean no disrespect for C.S. Lewis and stuff. The books rocked.

                          But the fact of the matter is that the book WILL NOT translate into a movie very well. I look at the Narnia trailer and want to throw up.

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                          • whorlichan
                            Tiny Plastic Meat
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 669

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Omeganitros
                            But the fact of the matter is that the book WILL NOT translate into a movie very well. I look at the Narnia trailer and want to throw up.
                            That's funny, Omega...I look at the trailer and I'm in love. It's a beautiful rendering of the world I see in my imagination when I read the books. Jadis is PERFECTLY evil, the kids are cute without being disgusting like Dakota Fanning.

                            I think it will actually translate very well into a movie...and if you watch it while ignoring all the Christian undertones, you should be able to enjoy it. I know I will.
                            Goddess of Chocolate Sauce
                            First ever graduate of the Quetzacoatino Academy for Aspiring Deities
                            My lame LJ
                            My friend Cassie's amazing photography

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                            • Tasselfoot
                              Retired BOSS
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 25185

                              #15
                              but... but.... but....

                              JESUS!
                              RIP

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