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  • jamuko
    FFR Player
    • Jan 2004
    • 1083
    #1

    "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens & da earth"

    Um... this is... wow. I don't even have words for this.

    CNN.com - Page not found
    http://edition.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiapcf/10/06/text.bible.ap/index.html


    Or maybe I do.

    Really, this is sad regardless of whether or not you are religious. It sure isn't doing anything to improve the image of those who are, either.

    Finally, you can spread the word of God by means of SMS! Thank the Lord! The last thing I needed to be happy was a way to send all my friends passages from the Bible by cell phone, in a laughable pseudo-English vernacular. Now my life is complete.

    Do it today!
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    Bible Society Australia (BSA) exists to impact and influence Australia and the World by Opening The Bible to all people everywhere by all means possible.
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    • Yanah_God
      Banned
      • Oct 2003
      • 1330
      #2
      RE: "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens & da earth&

      The Christians apparently aren't meeting their recruitment quota.

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        • banditcom
          FFR Player
          • Mar 2003
          • 6243
          #3
          Re: RE: "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens & da ea

          Originally posted by Yanah_God
          The Christians apparently aren't meeting their recruitment quota.
          Haha...

          Sending the entire Bible by SMS would take more than 30,000 messages, he said.

          I would so do that if I had a cell and unlimited text messaging. That is, if I didn't have to do it manually.

            Comment

            • ImEric12
              FFR Player
              • Jan 2004
              • 1952
              #4
              RE: "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens & da earth&

              This makes me want to die a very painful and satanic death.

                Comment

                • FishFishRevolution
                  GotR Creator
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 7251
                  #5
                  RE: Re: RE: "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens & d

                  Ha, I could send the whole bible in less than that.

                  sup eve 8 )
                  onos i 8 da evl frut
                  =( wer bannd
                  omg profets comin
                  ya guz btetr repnet cuz god don liek fagorts
                  orly?
                  ya rly
                  oic
                  omg itx flooodin
                  haha noobs i bult a boat
                  nooooooo
                  yaaaaaa
                  omg arch of the convent
                  arch0wl of the covent? ololol
                  shutp this iz srs
                  o oky
                  pls jues is comin soon
                  ya rite
                  best regocnize
                  shutp it jon
                  o k but dont blam me when ur in hell lol
                  hey gusz i'm jessus
                  lol ya rite
                  no rly
                  ok what can u do
                  i can walk on watr
                  omg hax
                  ya
                  ur a devil
                  no im not
                  ur gonna get banned
                  noplz
                  oka done
                  hye im back
                  how ur bannd
                  ya ip proxy lol
                  hax
                  ya see ya L8R
                  man that jsues was prtyy cool lets teach about him
                  ill mke the relieioun
                  ok i rite it all down.
                  what about the end ov da world?
                  o rite...fire n' blood n' som other stuff
                  o. k.
                  make it good noob
                  i am
                  k

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                    • purplepopcorn
                      FFR Player
                      • Jun 2005
                      • 602
                      #6
                      RE: Re: RE: "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens & d

                      OH THE BLASPHEMY!!!

                      great find

                      "jesus wpt"

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                        • Yanah_God
                          Banned
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 1330
                          #7
                          Re: RE: Re: RE: "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens &am

                          Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
                          Ha, I could send the whole bible in less than that.

                          sup eve 8 )
                          onos i 8 da evl frut
                          =( wer bannd
                          omg profets comin
                          ya guz btetr repnet cuz god don liek fagorts
                          orly?
                          ya rly
                          oic
                          omg itx flooodin
                          haha noobs i bult a boat
                          nooooooo
                          yaaaaaa
                          omg arch of the convent
                          arch0wl of the covent? ololol
                          shutp this iz srs
                          o oky
                          pls jues is comin soon
                          ya rite
                          best regocnize
                          shutp it jon
                          o k but dont blam me when ur in hell lol
                          hey gusz i'm jessus
                          lol ya rite
                          no rly
                          ok what can u do
                          i can walk on watr
                          omg hax
                          ya
                          ur a devil
                          no im not
                          ur gonna get banned
                          noplz
                          oka done
                          hye im back
                          how ur bannd
                          ya ip proxy lol
                          hax
                          ya see ya L8R
                          man that jsues was prtyy cool lets teach about him
                          ill mke the relieioun
                          ok i rite it all down.
                          what about the end ov da world?
                          o rite...fire n' blood n' som other stuff
                          o. k.
                          make it good noob
                          i am
                          k
                          Wish that would fit in my sig.

                            Comment

                            • yo-shimaro
                              FFR Player
                              • Aug 2005
                              • 9
                              #8
                              Re: RE: Re: RE: "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens &am

                              Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
                              Ha, I could send the whole bible in less than that.

                              sup eve 8 )
                              onos i 8 da evl frut
                              =( wer bannd
                              omg profets comin
                              ya guz btetr repnet cuz god don liek fagorts
                              orly?
                              ya rly
                              oic
                              omg itx flooodin
                              haha noobs i bult a boat
                              nooooooo
                              yaaaaaa
                              omg arch of the convent
                              arch0wl of the covent? ololol
                              shutp this iz srs
                              o oky
                              pls jues is comin soon
                              ya rite
                              best regocnize
                              shutp it jon
                              o k but dont blam me when ur in hell lol
                              hey gusz i'm jessus
                              lol ya rite
                              no rly
                              ok what can u do
                              i can walk on watr
                              omg hax
                              ya
                              ur a devil
                              no im not
                              ur gonna get banned
                              noplz
                              oka done
                              hye im back
                              how ur bannd
                              ya ip proxy lol
                              hax
                              ya see ya L8R
                              man that jsues was prtyy cool lets teach about him
                              ill mke the relieioun
                              ok i rite it all down.
                              what about the end ov da world?
                              o rite...fire n' blood n' som other stuff
                              o. k.
                              make it good noob
                              i am
                              k
                              i think you should write a movie script for "da pashon of da chrst"

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                                • FishFishRevolution
                                  GotR Creator
                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 7251
                                  #9
                                  RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens

                                  "pashon 4 criyst lol"

                                  iz dis sum kind uf pron????????

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                                    • yo-shimaro
                                      FFR Player
                                      • Aug 2005
                                      • 9
                                      #10
                                      RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens

                                      of course it is

                                        Comment

                                        • QreepyBORIS
                                          FFR Player
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 7454
                                          #11
                                          RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens

                                          Just when all of the buttsex issues start to clear up, along comes this.

                                          Thanks a lot, Christianity!

                                          Signature subject to change.

                                          THE ZERRRRRG.

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                                            • Squeek
                                              let it snow~
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 14444
                                              #12
                                              RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens

                                              What a wonderful way to spread the "truth" of Christianity.

                                              In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens & da earth

                                              ya guyz listn 2 god he rox kthx

                                              ~Squeek

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                                                • Pumble
                                                  FFR Player
                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                  • 1301
                                                  #13
                                                  RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens

                                                  u non belevers r all noobs

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                                                    • blargherness
                                                      FFR Player
                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                      • 624
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: RE: Re: RE: "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens &am

                                                      Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
                                                      Ha, I could send the whole bible in less than that.

                                                      sup eve 8 )
                                                      onos i 8 da evl frut
                                                      =( wer bannd
                                                      omg profets comin
                                                      ya guz btetr repnet cuz god don liek fagorts
                                                      orly?
                                                      ya rly
                                                      oic
                                                      omg itx flooodin
                                                      haha noobs i bult a boat
                                                      nooooooo
                                                      yaaaaaa
                                                      omg arch of the convent
                                                      arch0wl of the covent? ololol
                                                      shutp this iz srs
                                                      o oky
                                                      pls jues is comin soon
                                                      ya rite
                                                      best regocnize
                                                      shutp it jon
                                                      o k but dont blam me when ur in hell lol
                                                      hey gusz i'm jessus
                                                      lol ya rite
                                                      no rly
                                                      ok what can u do
                                                      i can walk on watr
                                                      omg hax
                                                      ya
                                                      ur a devil
                                                      no im not
                                                      ur gonna get banned
                                                      noplz
                                                      oka done
                                                      hye im back
                                                      how ur bannd
                                                      ya ip proxy lol
                                                      hax
                                                      ya see ya L8R
                                                      man that jsues was prtyy cool lets teach about him
                                                      ill mke the relieioun
                                                      ok i rite it all down.
                                                      what about the end ov da world?
                                                      o rite...fire n' blood n' som other stuff
                                                      o. k.
                                                      make it good noob
                                                      i am
                                                      k
                                                      You have NO idea how hard that made me laugh.

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                                                        • Linkisdoomed
                                                          FFR Player
                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 594
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: RE: Re: RE: "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens &am

                                                          Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
                                                          Ha, I could send the whole bible in less than that.

                                                          sup eve 8 )
                                                          onos i 8 da evl frut
                                                          =( wer bannd
                                                          omg profets comin
                                                          ya guz btetr repnet cuz god don liek fagorts
                                                          orly?
                                                          ya rly
                                                          oic
                                                          omg itx flooodin
                                                          haha noobs i bult a boat
                                                          nooooooo
                                                          yaaaaaa
                                                          omg arch of the convent
                                                          arch0wl of the covent? ololol
                                                          shutp this iz srs
                                                          o oky
                                                          pls jues is comin soon
                                                          ya rite
                                                          best regocnize
                                                          shutp it jon
                                                          o k but dont blam me when ur in hell lol
                                                          hey gusz i'm jessus
                                                          lol ya rite
                                                          no rly
                                                          ok what can u do
                                                          i can walk on watr
                                                          omg hax
                                                          ya
                                                          ur a devil
                                                          no im not
                                                          ur gonna get banned
                                                          noplz
                                                          oka done
                                                          hye im back
                                                          how ur bannd
                                                          ya ip proxy lol
                                                          hax
                                                          ya see ya L8R
                                                          man that jsues was prtyy cool lets teach about him
                                                          ill mke the relieioun
                                                          ok i rite it all down.
                                                          what about the end ov da world?
                                                          o rite...fire n' blood n' som other stuff
                                                          o. k.
                                                          make it good noob
                                                          i am
                                                          k
                                                          you forgot the part where they said:
                                                          Croozifai Hymn!
                                                          If he is so 1337,
                                                          pt him ona stik and BBQ! him!

                                                          R^3 Skin God
                                                          R^3 Engine Skin Curator

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