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  • jamuko
    FFR Player
    • Jan 2004
    • 1083

    #1

    "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens & da earth"

    Um... this is... wow. I don't even have words for this.



    Or maybe I do.

    Really, this is sad regardless of whether or not you are religious. It sure isn't doing anything to improve the image of those who are, either.

    Finally, you can spread the word of God by means of SMS! Thank the Lord! The last thing I needed to be happy was a way to send all my friends passages from the Bible by cell phone, in a laughable pseudo-English vernacular. Now my life is complete.

    Do it today!
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  • Yanah_God
    Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 1330

    #2
    RE: "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens & da earth&

    The Christians apparently aren't meeting their recruitment quota.

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    • banditcom
      FFR Player
      • Mar 2003
      • 6243

      #3
      Re: RE: "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens & da ea

      Originally posted by Yanah_God
      The Christians apparently aren't meeting their recruitment quota.
      Haha...

      Sending the entire Bible by SMS would take more than 30,000 messages, he said.

      I would so do that if I had a cell and unlimited text messaging. That is, if I didn't have to do it manually.

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      • ImEric12
        FFR Player
        • Jan 2004
        • 1952

        #4
        RE: "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens & da earth&

        This makes me want to die a very painful and satanic death.

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        • FishFishRevolution
          GotR Creator
          • Nov 2003
          • 7251

          #5
          RE: Re: RE: "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens & d

          Ha, I could send the whole bible in less than that.

          sup eve 8 )
          onos i 8 da evl frut
          =( wer bannd
          omg profets comin
          ya guz btetr repnet cuz god don liek fagorts
          orly?
          ya rly
          oic
          omg itx flooodin
          haha noobs i bult a boat
          nooooooo
          yaaaaaa
          omg arch of the convent
          arch0wl of the covent? ololol
          shutp this iz srs
          o oky
          pls jues is comin soon
          ya rite
          best regocnize
          shutp it jon
          o k but dont blam me when ur in hell lol
          hey gusz i'm jessus
          lol ya rite
          no rly
          ok what can u do
          i can walk on watr
          omg hax
          ya
          ur a devil
          no im not
          ur gonna get banned
          noplz
          oka done
          hye im back
          how ur bannd
          ya ip proxy lol
          hax
          ya see ya L8R
          man that jsues was prtyy cool lets teach about him
          ill mke the relieioun
          ok i rite it all down.
          what about the end ov da world?
          o rite...fire n' blood n' som other stuff
          o. k.
          make it good noob
          i am
          k

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          • purplepopcorn
            FFR Player
            • Jun 2005
            • 602

            #6
            RE: Re: RE: "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens & d

            OH THE BLASPHEMY!!!

            great find

            "jesus wpt"

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            • Yanah_God
              Banned
              • Oct 2003
              • 1330

              #7
              Re: RE: Re: RE: "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens &am

              Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
              Ha, I could send the whole bible in less than that.

              sup eve 8 )
              onos i 8 da evl frut
              =( wer bannd
              omg profets comin
              ya guz btetr repnet cuz god don liek fagorts
              orly?
              ya rly
              oic
              omg itx flooodin
              haha noobs i bult a boat
              nooooooo
              yaaaaaa
              omg arch of the convent
              arch0wl of the covent? ololol
              shutp this iz srs
              o oky
              pls jues is comin soon
              ya rite
              best regocnize
              shutp it jon
              o k but dont blam me when ur in hell lol
              hey gusz i'm jessus
              lol ya rite
              no rly
              ok what can u do
              i can walk on watr
              omg hax
              ya
              ur a devil
              no im not
              ur gonna get banned
              noplz
              oka done
              hye im back
              how ur bannd
              ya ip proxy lol
              hax
              ya see ya L8R
              man that jsues was prtyy cool lets teach about him
              ill mke the relieioun
              ok i rite it all down.
              what about the end ov da world?
              o rite...fire n' blood n' som other stuff
              o. k.
              make it good noob
              i am
              k
              Wish that would fit in my sig.

              Comment

              • yo-shimaro
                FFR Player
                • Aug 2005
                • 9

                #8
                Re: RE: Re: RE: "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens &am

                Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
                Ha, I could send the whole bible in less than that.

                sup eve 8 )
                onos i 8 da evl frut
                =( wer bannd
                omg profets comin
                ya guz btetr repnet cuz god don liek fagorts
                orly?
                ya rly
                oic
                omg itx flooodin
                haha noobs i bult a boat
                nooooooo
                yaaaaaa
                omg arch of the convent
                arch0wl of the covent? ololol
                shutp this iz srs
                o oky
                pls jues is comin soon
                ya rite
                best regocnize
                shutp it jon
                o k but dont blam me when ur in hell lol
                hey gusz i'm jessus
                lol ya rite
                no rly
                ok what can u do
                i can walk on watr
                omg hax
                ya
                ur a devil
                no im not
                ur gonna get banned
                noplz
                oka done
                hye im back
                how ur bannd
                ya ip proxy lol
                hax
                ya see ya L8R
                man that jsues was prtyy cool lets teach about him
                ill mke the relieioun
                ok i rite it all down.
                what about the end ov da world?
                o rite...fire n' blood n' som other stuff
                o. k.
                make it good noob
                i am
                k
                i think you should write a movie script for "da pashon of da chrst"

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                • FishFishRevolution
                  GotR Creator
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 7251

                  #9
                  RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens

                  "pashon 4 criyst lol"

                  iz dis sum kind uf pron????????

                  Comment

                  • yo-shimaro
                    FFR Player
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 9

                    #10
                    RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens

                    of course it is

                    Comment

                    • QreepyBORIS
                      FFR Player
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 7454

                      #11
                      RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens

                      Just when all of the buttsex issues start to clear up, along comes this.

                      Thanks a lot, Christianity!

                      Signature subject to change.

                      THE ZERRRRRG.

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                      • Squeek
                        let it snow~
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 14444

                        #12
                        RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens

                        What a wonderful way to spread the "truth" of Christianity.

                        In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens & da earth

                        ya guyz listn 2 god he rox kthx

                        ~Squeek

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                        • Pumble
                          FFR Player
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 1301

                          #13
                          RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens

                          u non belevers r all noobs

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                          • blargherness
                            FFR Player
                            • Jan 2005
                            • 624

                            #14
                            Re: RE: Re: RE: "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens &am

                            Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
                            Ha, I could send the whole bible in less than that.

                            sup eve 8 )
                            onos i 8 da evl frut
                            =( wer bannd
                            omg profets comin
                            ya guz btetr repnet cuz god don liek fagorts
                            orly?
                            ya rly
                            oic
                            omg itx flooodin
                            haha noobs i bult a boat
                            nooooooo
                            yaaaaaa
                            omg arch of the convent
                            arch0wl of the covent? ololol
                            shutp this iz srs
                            o oky
                            pls jues is comin soon
                            ya rite
                            best regocnize
                            shutp it jon
                            o k but dont blam me when ur in hell lol
                            hey gusz i'm jessus
                            lol ya rite
                            no rly
                            ok what can u do
                            i can walk on watr
                            omg hax
                            ya
                            ur a devil
                            no im not
                            ur gonna get banned
                            noplz
                            oka done
                            hye im back
                            how ur bannd
                            ya ip proxy lol
                            hax
                            ya see ya L8R
                            man that jsues was prtyy cool lets teach about him
                            ill mke the relieioun
                            ok i rite it all down.
                            what about the end ov da world?
                            o rite...fire n' blood n' som other stuff
                            o. k.
                            make it good noob
                            i am
                            k
                            You have NO idea how hard that made me laugh.

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                            • Linkisdoomed
                              FFR Player
                              • May 2004
                              • 594

                              #15
                              Re: RE: Re: RE: "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens &am

                              Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
                              Ha, I could send the whole bible in less than that.

                              sup eve 8 )
                              onos i 8 da evl frut
                              =( wer bannd
                              omg profets comin
                              ya guz btetr repnet cuz god don liek fagorts
                              orly?
                              ya rly
                              oic
                              omg itx flooodin
                              haha noobs i bult a boat
                              nooooooo
                              yaaaaaa
                              omg arch of the convent
                              arch0wl of the covent? ololol
                              shutp this iz srs
                              o oky
                              pls jues is comin soon
                              ya rite
                              best regocnize
                              shutp it jon
                              o k but dont blam me when ur in hell lol
                              hey gusz i'm jessus
                              lol ya rite
                              no rly
                              ok what can u do
                              i can walk on watr
                              omg hax
                              ya
                              ur a devil
                              no im not
                              ur gonna get banned
                              noplz
                              oka done
                              hye im back
                              how ur bannd
                              ya ip proxy lol
                              hax
                              ya see ya L8R
                              man that jsues was prtyy cool lets teach about him
                              ill mke the relieioun
                              ok i rite it all down.
                              what about the end ov da world?
                              o rite...fire n' blood n' som other stuff
                              o. k.
                              make it good noob
                              i am
                              k
                              you forgot the part where they said:
                              Croozifai Hymn!
                              If he is so 1337,
                              pt him ona stik and BBQ! him!

                              R^3 Skin God
                              R^3 Engine Skin Curator

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