My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
Forgot to mention:
For 2 seconds during the slowdown, my computer got posessed by satin, lagged, and cost me 2 misses. After that I pretty much AAAA'd till the end lol.
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