Yo momma's so stupid, she looked in the mirror...

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  • SeanH
    FFR Player
    • Feb 2003
    • 154
    #1

    Yo momma's so stupid, she looked in the mirror...

    ...AND SAW HER REFLECTION.

    Aw SCHNAP! You're gonna need some PANDA BEARS for that BURN.

    In fact, yo momma's so ugly, she went to a restaurant and ordered food.

    DANG! You're gonna need a GARDEN TRACTOR 'cause I just got CHOCOLATE PUDDING all over your BICYCLE WHEEL.
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    • IAMTHEEVILBEAN
      FFR Player
      • Jun 2003
      • 3078
      #2
      uhhhhh.....ok? if ur gonna make something like this at least call it the retarted jokes thread...pfft

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        • SeanH
          FFR Player
          • Feb 2003
          • 154
          #3
          Originally posted by IAMTHEEVILBEAN
          uhhhhh.....ok? if ur gonna make something like this at least call it the retarted jokes thread...pfft
          Well at least I wasn't the one who actually WROTE WITH A PENCIL.

          HOOEY! You're gonna need a MEDICATED BANDAGE for that KOALA BEAR.

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            • makaveli121212
              FFR Player
              • May 2003
              • 3823
              #4
              youre gonna need a doctor for your head
              Originally posted by VxDx
              Stick it in her butt and pee.

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                • Yanah_the_Master
                  Banned
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 1126
                  #5
                  The ointment, it rugs! Sasquatch!

                  Over in the dairy isle, the fairy king is peeing in his head, while the green one tastes like FFR!

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                    • SeanH
                      FFR Player
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 154
                      #6
                      Originally posted by makaveli121212
                      youre gonna need a doctor for your head
                      OH MAN! Better get some TISSUE PAPER for that PICKLE JAR.

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                        • Yanah_the_Master
                          Banned
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 1126
                          #7
                          yes sir! do you want fries with that?

                          ooooooooooooooh! your gonna need A PENCIL for that HOSTING PLAN!

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                            • Quizkid23
                              FFR Player
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 446
                              #8
                              Maybe he's trying to use engrish... and failing miserably.

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                                • SeanH
                                  FFR Player
                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 154
                                  #9
                                  *Sighs* Not my fault no one here gets the joke yet.

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                                    • Yanah_the_Master
                                      Banned
                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 1126
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Quizkid23
                                      Maybe he's trying to use engrish... and failing miserably.
                                      Yes. This is during he her Fairies engrish. It is not nothing as like this.

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                                        • SeanH
                                          FFR Player
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 154
                                          #11
                                          OMIGOD! Yo momma just called someone... ON THE TELEPHONE!

                                          OH FIZZLE DRIZZLE, you're gonna need a WOODPECKER for that POTROAST.

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                                            • Yanah_the_Master
                                              Banned
                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 1126
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by SeanH
                                              OMIGOD! Yo momma just called someone... ON THE TELEPHONE!

                                              OH FIZZLE DRIZZLE, you're gonna need a WOODPECKER for that POTROAST.
                                              O.O

                                              i wish i was that funny

                                              Get some TOOTHPASTE, I think you just smelled a VAGINA!

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                                                • QreepyBORIS
                                                  FFR Player
                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                  • 7454
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by SeanH
                                                  *Sighs* Not my fault no one here gets the joke yet.
                                                  Please explain.

                                                  PM me, if you would.

                                                  Signature subject to change.

                                                  THE ZERRRRRG.

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                                                    • Yanah_the_Master
                                                      Banned
                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                      • 1126
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by QreepyBORIS
                                                      Originally posted by SeanH
                                                      *Sighs* Not my fault no one here gets the joke yet.
                                                      Please explain.

                                                      PM me, if you would.
                                                      Looks like someone wants to get the joke.

                                                      Ohhhh! Without some SALIVA that YETI might get infected!

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                                                        • korex
                                                          FFR Player
                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                          • 16
                                                          #15

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