Yo momma's so stupid, she looked in the mirror...

[SeanH]

That picture is awesome.

[Yanah_the_Master]

*EDIT* nevermind, this one is better!

[jewpinthethird]

Since when has looking in the mirror a sign of stupidity. Nonetheless, ordering food. How would people be able to see how good they look in the morning? Without mirrors, people would have to resort to looking at themselves in cooking pans.

Imagine, I world where cooking pans are hung on walls in bathrooms, and bedrooms, and integrated into dressers.

Ladies, imagine having to carry around a purse full of cooking pans. Do you know how heavy that would be? It's pure insanity. Who in their right mind would lung around cooking pans everyday? And then, when you want to cook eggs, or bacon, or sausage, you can't because you cant waste a perfectly good cooking pan on cooking. No, cooking pans are for looking into.

Without mirrors, the world would turn into some crazy Manga where the world is destroyed. Here are some scenerios I have worked out:

1. Do to the increase in cooking pan sales, the cooking pan industry will have grown extremely rich. I mean fscking insane rich. Cooking pan company owners would have to buy a house just to house all their money. The owners of cooking pan companies would then buy their own countries and robots. They would then go to war. They would bomb eachothers cooking pan assemble lines, which, unlike bombing schools or other civilian buildings, would send razor sharp shrapnel all over the place killing millions. And then little children would eat the shrapnel which they find on the ground and die. This process would continue until there is but one person left on the earth....and he/she commits suicide.

2. The price of cooking pans would sky rocket and be only available to the crazy rich. The rest of society would have to live their life without knowing what they look like....which is ugly. People would look an eachothers uglyness and kill themselves. Then the pretty people would have no one to work for them, and they too would die.

3. Because no one will use their cooking pans for cooking, there would be no possible way to cook eggs, and thus would cause a massive chicken population increase. Chickens would then rule the world. Making humans their slaves and/or dinner.

4. Because women would have to carry around so much weight do to the cooking pans, they would soon become stronger then the men, and then they would take over the world....and kill all the men, and then they would die.

So, now you see how important Mirrors are to humanity. That is why I nominate this thread too be the MOST STUPID THREAD EVER.

[Yanah_the_Master]

oh... my... fucking... god...

jesus jewpin... you are my hero

[Quizkid23]

WOW... man I wish I could think of stuff like you do Jewpin. It's just never nearly as funny when I type down the first cool thing that pops into my mind... watch, here's a story to prove it.

One day, I was walking along when I saw a mac truck hit some kid. I was like, "whoa, he's dead!" Then, all sorts of escaped zoo elephants started to parade across the street, crushing all the cars in their way and causing utter mayhem. Then the poachers came over and shot the elephants. However, the elephants had mutated into super-elephants from the peanuts they ate. The bullets had no effect, and therefore the poachers resorted to using rocket launchers and flamethrowers.

The elephants were obviously in pain, but nowhere near being dead. All the pain just made them pissed. Then the multi-colored water parrots flew down from the sky, and started pecking at the elephants. This made the elephants insane with anger, and they attacked each other until they were all dead. The multi-colored water parrots then became every religions' sacred animal.

After a year or so, the parrots decided they wanted more power. They started to wage war against each other, and the world was once again thrown into chaos. The parrots formed small groups, and the prevailing one was 'The Crackers'. Once the Crackers dominated all of the other parrots, they began to take over the world. Fortunately, the population of flying pigs increased from 0 to 10,000,000 over the previous 2 minutes.

The pigs weren't very bright, and a parrot-pig midair crash happened every 3 seconds. The parrots who survived the crashes took off to Austrailia. Then, the UN decided to just bomb the continent. They dropped a prototype A-bomb on Austrailia and killed off the remainder of the parots. The flying pigs took the place of the parrots in all the religions, and then many people feared that the pigs would want more power as the parots did.

After two years, all humans came to the conclusion that the pigs were too dumb to want power, let alone devise a plan to get it. Over the next few years, chicken and beef became less popular, and the demand for bacon went way up. Everyone decided to make the religions go back to the way they were, and eat all the pigs. From that point on, the world had no more pigs, and other foods became slightly more wanted/needed. The cow, chicken, fish, and tukey population decreased until humans were forced into cannibalism.

Humans eventually ate all of each other, and there was no more living beings on the Earth. Stupid super-elephants!!!!!

[scorpio1690]

Since when has looking in the mirror a sign of stupidity. Nonetheless, ordering food. How would people be able to see how good they look in the morning? Without mirrors, people would have to resort to looking at themselves in cooking pans.

Imagine, I world where cooking pans are hung on walls in bathrooms, and bedrooms, and integrated into dressers.

Ladies, imagine having to carry around a purse full of cooking pans. Do you know how heavy that would be? It's pure insanity. Who in their right mind would lung around cooking pans everyday? And then, when you want to cook eggs, or bacon, or sausage, you can't because you cant waste a perfectly good cooking pan on cooking. No, cooking pans are for looking into.

Without mirrors, the world would turn into some crazy Manga where the world is destroyed. Here are some scenerios I have worked out:

1. Do to the increase in cooking pan sales, the cooking pan industry will have grown extremely rich. I mean fscking insane rich. Cooking pan company owners would have to buy a house just to house all their money. The owners of cooking pan companies would then buy their own countries and robots. They would then go to war. They would bomb eachothers cooking pan assemble lines, which, unlike bombing schools or other civilian buildings, would send razor sharp shrapnel all over the place killing millions. And then little children would eat the shrapnel which they find on the ground and die. This process would continue until there is but one person left on the earth....and he/she commits suicide.

2. The price of cooking pans would sky rocket and be only available to the crazy rich. The rest of society would have to live their life without knowing what they look like....which is ugly. People would look an eachothers uglyness and kill themselves. Then the pretty people would have no one to work for them, and they too would die.

3. Because no one will use their cooking pans for cooking, there would be no possible way to cook eggs, and thus would cause a massive chicken population increase. Chickens would then rule the world. Making humans their slaves and/or dinner.

4. Because women would have to carry around so much weight do to the cooking pans, they would soon become stronger then the men, and then they would take over the world....and kill all the men, and then they would die.

So, now you see how important Mirrors are to humanity. That is why I nominate this thread too be the MOST STUPID THREAD EVER.

Jewpin. One word. Camera.

[Yanah_the_Master]

Since when has looking in the mirror a sign of stupidity. Nonetheless, ordering food. How would people be able to see how good they look in the morning? Without mirrors, people would have to resort to looking at themselves in cooking pans.

Imagine, I world where cooking pans are hung on walls in bathrooms, and bedrooms, and integrated into dressers.

Ladies, imagine having to carry around a purse full of cooking pans. Do you know how heavy that would be? It's pure insanity. Who in their right mind would lung around cooking pans everyday? And then, when you want to cook eggs, or bacon, or sausage, you can't because you cant waste a perfectly good cooking pan on cooking. No, cooking pans are for looking into.

Without mirrors, the world would turn into some crazy Manga where the world is destroyed. Here are some scenerios I have worked out:

1. Do to the increase in cooking pan sales, the cooking pan industry will have grown extremely rich. I mean fscking insane rich. Cooking pan company owners would have to buy a house just to house all their money. The owners of cooking pan companies would then buy their own countries and robots. They would then go to war. They would bomb eachothers cooking pan assemble lines, which, unlike bombing schools or other civilian buildings, would send razor sharp shrapnel all over the place killing millions. And then little children would eat the shrapnel which they find on the ground and die. This process would continue until there is but one person left on the earth....and he/she commits suicide.

2. The price of cooking pans would sky rocket and be only available to the crazy rich. The rest of society would have to live their life without knowing what they look like....which is ugly. People would look an eachothers uglyness and kill themselves. Then the pretty people would have no one to work for them, and they too would die.

3. Because no one will use their cooking pans for cooking, there would be no possible way to cook eggs, and thus would cause a massive chicken population increase. Chickens would then rule the world. Making humans their slaves and/or dinner.

4. Because women would have to carry around so much weight do to the cooking pans, they would soon become stronger then the men, and then they would take over the world....and kill all the men, and then they would die.

So, now you see how important Mirrors are to humanity. That is why I nominate this thread too be the MOST STUPID THREAD EVER.

Jewpin. One word. Camera.

Scorpio. One word. Shut up.

[jewpinthethird]

Since when has looking in the mirror a sign of stupidity. Nonetheless, ordering food. How would people be able to see how good they look in the morning? Without mirrors, people would have to resort to looking at themselves in cooking pans.

Imagine, I world where cooking pans are hung on walls in bathrooms, and bedrooms, and integrated into dressers.

Ladies, imagine having to carry around a purse full of cooking pans. Do you know how heavy that would be? It's pure insanity. Who in their right mind would lung around cooking pans everyday? And then, when you want to cook eggs, or bacon, or sausage, you can't because you cant waste a perfectly good cooking pan on cooking. No, cooking pans are for looking into.

Without mirrors, the world would turn into some crazy Manga where the world is destroyed. Here are some scenerios I have worked out:

1. Do to the increase in cooking pan sales, the cooking pan industry will have grown extremely rich. I mean fscking insane rich. Cooking pan company owners would have to buy a house just to house all their money. The owners of cooking pan companies would then buy their own countries and robots. They would then go to war. They would bomb eachothers cooking pan assemble lines, which, unlike bombing schools or other civilian buildings, would send razor sharp shrapnel all over the place killing millions. And then little children would eat the shrapnel which they find on the ground and die. This process would continue until there is but one person left on the earth....and he/she commits suicide.

2. The price of cooking pans would sky rocket and be only available to the crazy rich. The rest of society would have to live their life without knowing what they look like....which is ugly. People would look an eachothers uglyness and kill themselves. Then the pretty people would have no one to work for them, and they too would die.

3. Because no one will use their cooking pans for cooking, there would be no possible way to cook eggs, and thus would cause a massive chicken population increase. Chickens would then rule the world. Making humans their slaves and/or dinner.

4. Because women would have to carry around so much weight do to the cooking pans, they would soon become stronger then the men, and then they would take over the world....and kill all the men, and then they would die.

So, now you see how important Mirrors are to humanity. That is why I nominate this thread too be the MOST STUPID THREAD EVER.

Jewpin. One word. Camera.

Camera's wouldnt work. It'd take to long to get the pictures developed.

[Quizkid23]

Ok now, I'm gonna wake up in the morning, take a picture of myself, get dressed, and then walk around all day, not knowing whether I look good or massively ugly. A few days later, I find out. Unfortunately, by then it doesn't even remotely matter anymore.

Scorpio. Two words. Dumb Idea.

[Yanah_the_Master]

Camera's wouldnt work. It'd take to long to get the pictures developed.

I'm surprised qreep didnt catch that

[SwEeT_SpAnKy]

Wow...You guys are weird.I Swear...and isn't this supposed to be a joke telling place,well okay.Um yeah...YO!

[QreepyBORIS]

Camera's wouldnt work. It'd take to long to get the pictures developed.

I'm surprised qreep didnt catch that

It was like, 2 AM when I read that.

I was tired.

[notorious]

WOW... man I wish I could think of stuff like you do Jewpin. It's just never nearly as funny when I type down the first cool thing that pops into my mind... watch, here's a story to prove it.

One day, I was walking along when I saw a mac truck hit some kid. I was like, "whoa, he's dead!" Then, all sorts of escaped zoo elephants started to parade across the street, crushing all the cars in their way and causing utter mayhem. Then the poachers came over and shot the elephants. However, the elephants had mutated into super-elephants from the peanuts they ate. The bullets had no effect, and therefore the poachers resorted to using rocket launchers and flamethrowers.

The elephants were obviously in pain, but nowhere near being dead. All the pain just made them pissed. Then the multi-colored water parrots flew down from the sky, and started pecking at the elephants. This made the elephants insane with anger, and they attacked each other until they were all dead. The multi-colored water parrots then became every religions' sacred animal.

After a year or so, the parrots decided they wanted more power. They started to wage war against each other, and the world was once again thrown into chaos. The parrots formed small groups, and the prevailing one was 'The Crackers'. Once the Crackers dominated all of the other parrots, they began to take over the world. Fortunately, the population of flying pigs increased from 0 to 10,000,000 over the previous 2 minutes.

The pigs weren't very bright, and a parrot-pig midair crash happened every 3 seconds. The parrots who survived the crashes took off to Austrailia. Then, the UN decided to just bomb the continent. They dropped a prototype A-bomb on Austrailia and killed off the remainder of the parots. The flying pigs took the place of the parrots in all the religions, and then many people feared that the pigs would want more power as the parots did.

After two years, all humans came to the conclusion that the pigs were too dumb to want power, let alone devise a plan to get it. Over the next few years, chicken and beef became less popular, and the demand for bacon went way up. Everyone decided to make the religions go back to the way they were, and eat all the pigs. From that point on, the world had no more pigs, and other foods became slightly more wanted/needed. The cow, chicken, fish, and tukey population decreased until humans were forced into cannibalism.

Humans eventually ate all of each other, and there was no more living beings on the Earth. Stupid super-elephants!!!!!

::Edit:: Hey! DONT DO THAT AGAIN. Someones looking to be banned.

[jewpinthethird]

Camera's wouldnt work. It'd take to long to get the pictures developed.

I'm surprised qreep didnt catch that

It was like, 2 AM when I read that.

I was tired.

You know what? I WENT TOO THE MARKET. I WENT TOO GO GET SOME CRACKERS. THE CRACKERS I BOUGHT WERE TOO SALTY, SO I WENT BACK TOO THE MARKET ONLY TOO FIND THAT THEY HAD SOLD OUT OF THE CRACKERS I WAS GOING TOO BUY. MY FRIEND HAD THIS HAPPEN TOO HIM TO.

I had the english language.

[QreepyBORIS]

TOO SALTY is the correct form of "Tue".