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  • Kilgamayan
    Super Scooter Happy
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Feb 2003
    • 6583

    #1

    ITT Kilga makes Magic cards for the masses

    What you do here is request a subject for me to make a Magic: the Gathering card for. Note that I specialize in Galaxy Angel, from the characters...



    ...to the concepts.



    But I can do other random funny Interweb stuff too.



    Now, obviously I'm not going to know everything people throw at me, so here's where you, the people who voted me into office, come in. Rules as follows:

    - Only one request at a time from one person. If you want another card, wait until I finish your first.

    - Try to supply a fitting picture if you can. It makes things a whole lot quicker overall. Note that the proper size is 255x207, so make sure your picture can at least be cropped down to that without looking like total crap.

    - If I need information from you about your subject I'll obviously ask for it. You can give me exact specifications for power, toughness, abilities, and other things if you like, but you don't have to. In a way, you can find out what I think of you or whatever subject you request.

    - If you're going to request something specific make it realistic. I'm not making anybody 100/100 or giving anyone a "Tap: win the game" ability. That's stupid and unfunny. Look at the Milfeulle card - it captures her friendly nature, her ungodly luck, and her ability to fly with the flowers on her head. Stuff like that is good, though maybe 2/4 is overpowered for her. >_>

    - Only supply flavor text if it's funny. I'll make up my own or just not use any at all. Be warned it may not fit anyway.

    - These are not 10-second jobs, especially if I have to do the image work myself, so BE PATIENT. And don't bug me about this over AIM, I will be watching this topic when I'm able to, which is often enough.

    Note that I've already made a bunch of these today, and I still have homework and grading to do, so I'm not going to start until tomorrow.
    I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.
  • The_Q
    FFR Player
    • May 2004
    • 4391

    #2
    RE: ITT Kilga makes Magic cards for the masses

    Sliver Bitch: All slivers become 0/1 chicken tokens and have fading 1. When a sliver dies, it's owner loses 3 life.

    Legendary Creature-Bitch

    7/7 CASTING COST: RBGWU

    -picture of Sliver Overlord with a Pimp hat on each head-
    BEEYOTCH!!!!1



    ASIDE: Slivers are THE best creature type evar.

    Q[/i]

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    • Snapps
      NO DOUBT GET LOUD
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Sep 2003
      • 5650

      #3


      SPELL: Kix his fuck'n A


      uh...then damage is like slap the butt and take -5 or whatever Magic does I don't play it.

      And add other stuff. Heh.

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      • Kilgamayan
        Super Scooter Happy
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Feb 2003
        • 6583

        #4
        Q, I'll need an actual image.

        I'll do Snapps' now as a demo since his is easy.
        I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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        • The_Q
          FFR Player
          • May 2004
          • 4391

          #5
          Curse my lack of photoshop. I'll work on it.

          Q

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          • Kilgamayan
            Super Scooter Happy
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Feb 2003
            • 6583

            #6
            Tada!
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            I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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            • Snapps
              NO DOUBT GET LOUD
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Sep 2003
              • 5650

              #7
              Change the "By: Twan van Laarhoven."

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              • Kilgamayan
                Super Scooter Happy
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Feb 2003
                • 6583

                #8
                Can't do that, sorry.
                I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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                • Snapps
                  NO DOUBT GET LOUD
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 5650

                  #9



                  Spell: 56K GTFO

                  It tells people with 56k to get the f' out. Also if you want it can be some other special stuff.

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                  • GuidoHunter
                    is against custom titles
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 7371

                    #10
                    Card name: Princess Dejiko Cost: BUGRW


                    (Feel free to put in a better image, as I'm sure you have one)

                    Type: Creature - Broccoli

                    Effect: When Princess Dejiko comes into play, put four 0/1 Broccoli tokens into play. All damage dealt to Princess Dejiko and Broccoli tokens is reduced to zero.

                    Quote: "I'M DROWNING IN THEIR HAPPINESS!!!"

                    P/T: 0/1

                    --Guido


                    Originally posted by Grandiagod
                    Originally posted by Grandiagod
                    She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
                    Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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                    • Boneti
                      FFR Player
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 313

                      #11
                      mmh :>



                      some cards


                      more cards
                      boneti12345: youre a blind speedwhore hidden in the closet
                      OrigamiKid86: LOL

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                      • Omeganitros
                        auauauau
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 8897

                        #12
                        Skull Man.
                        Legend - Robot Master

                        "I want to kill him...But...You know...I wanna kill everyone."

                        You can make up the rest. Make sure he has a cool ability.
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                        • Tank101
                          I V vi iii IV I IV V
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 2082

                          #13
                          Beethoven Virus

                          Each turn this card is in play, your opponent loses 1 life.



                          Couldn't really resize it without screwing it up.

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                          • Squeek
                            let it snow~
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 14444

                            #14
                            Well, it's obvious what I'm going to choose.



                            But I'm uncreative in terms of Magic cards, so please take it wherever you want.

                            Also, I suck at cropping it seems. Do with it what you will.

                            ~Squeek

                            Edit: Recommended quote : "myaw".

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                            • Anticrombie0909
                              FFR Player
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 4683

                              #15
                              Best ever.



                              I'll leave you to be creative.

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