See Food, Sue-shi, and a number of other bad puns. (news)

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  • Kilgamayan
    Super Scooter Happy
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Feb 2003
    • 6583

    #1

    See Food, Sue-shi, and a number of other bad puns. (news)

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  • tnyhwk900
    FFR Player
    FFR Simfile Author
    • May 2003
    • 4106

    #2
    RE: See Food, Sue-shi, and a number of other bad puns. (news

    GOOD LORD

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    • RobbyZero
      FFR Player
      • Sep 2003
      • 4613

      #3
      RE: See Food, Sue-shi, and a number of other bad puns. (news

      wow..

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      • hydrojakep
        FFR Player
        • Nov 2003
        • 2293

        #4
        RE: See Food, Sue-shi, and a number of other bad puns. (news

        Holy crap.



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        • Tank101
          I V vi iii IV I IV V
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Mar 2004
          • 2082

          #5
          RE: See Food, Sue-shi, and a number of other bad puns. (news

          Asked to stop, the attorney said, the chef responded only with a smile and allegedly continued tossing morsels at his patrons.

          I haven't stopped laughing yet.

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          • Omeganitros
            auauauau
            • Jun 2003
            • 8897

            #6
            RE: See Food, Sue-shi, and a number of other bad puns. (news

            Hibachi food rocks my pants off, and this only goes to prove it.

            GG Chef. *Salute*

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            • QreepyBORIS
              FFR Player
              • Feb 2003
              • 7454

              #7
              RE: See Food, Sue-shi, and a number of other bad puns. (news

              Wow.

              That was awesome!

              Signature subject to change.

              THE ZERRRRRG.

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              • Moogy
                嗚呼
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Aug 2003
                • 10303

                #8
                RE: See Food, Sue-shi, and a number of other bad puns. (news

                There was a Benihana's here.

                It got shut down by the... whoever shuts stuff down, because it was absolutely filthy. There were rats living in every room, the floor was caked in dirt, and the staff never bathed.

                Lovely story huh.
                Plz visit my blog

                ^^^ vintage signature from like 2006 preserved

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                • Tasuke
                  FFR Player
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 1671

                  #9
                  RE: See Food, Sue-shi, and a number of other bad puns. (news

                  Man that chef is awsome

                  That is a great story moogy, positively lovely
                  Now excuse me while I go vomit

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                  • ImEric12
                    FFR Player
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 1952

                    #10
                    RE: See Food, Sue-shi, and a number of other bad puns. (news

                    BEST.
                    WAY2DIE.
                    EVAR.

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                    • evilbutterfly
                      FFR Player
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 5784

                      #11
                      RE: See Food, Sue-shi, and a number of other bad puns. (news

                      But if they hadn't gone to that restaurant, he wouldn't have been there to have the shrimp thrown at him.

                      But if they hadn't been hungy, they wouldn't have gone.

                      But if they hadn't been lazy, they would have cooked food themselves and not been hungry.

                      But if they hadn't been American, they wouldn't have been lazy.

                      But if the US wasn't capitalist, being American wouldn't necesitate laziness.

                      Therefore, they should sue the government for giving us the right to be lazy capitalist bastards.
                      So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

                      In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

                      So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
                      And I write the blog for their website.

                      Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

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