Long has the name of Captain Sam Dawkins been feared among those traversing the trade routes from the British Isles to Spain and Portugal. The only thing more feared than the galleon that sails under his black flag is the scimitar he wields against those who dare oppose him.
But alas, British ships did lay a trap for poor Captain Dawkins, and, narrowly escaping with his life, he clung to a plank for two days and two nights until it finally drifted to shore near the southern Spanish coast.
In the black markets did he lurk, seeking to find men who would prove worthy shipmates. Many were so enamored by the feared pirate's fame that they signed up without a second thought. In the dead of night did they steal a fine worthy vessel and off to sea they went in search of booty and plunder.
Then, the first night at sea, there was a horrible scream heard amid the otherwise constant creak of hull and crash of wave. When the men were roused from their slumber, they found no one standing near the slashed figure of Lightdarkness. Cap'n Dawkins rallied all to the deck.
"Allstarboard, men, shape up! I hired ye because I thought ye were th' finest bunch o' landlubbers I`ve e'er seen, an' I wanted ye t' swashbuckle by me side. Y'arr, but it turns out, some o' ye be nothin' more than traitorous bilge rats, so I`m gonna be havin' one o' ye walk th' plank each day until this nonsense stops.
Now! I may be th' strongest man who e'er sailed th' seas, but I`m certainly nay th' finest investigator. Thar be some among ye who I hired fer yer cunning, an' I expect ye messdeck lawyers o' ye t' use yer skills at deduction t' help figure this one out. Ye hear? O' course, I`m nay goin' t' tell ye who them swabbies be, fer fear they's might be killed. Now understand! I`m nay goin' t' let a bunch o' traitorous scallawags steal me ship, so get t' work! Find out who killed Lightdarkness! Ye scurvy dogs who ortin' t' be keel hauled!"
I'm sure all o' ye are lookin' fer a full crew listin', so here ye be:
87x
aleco
Blahblah18
Cenright
CStarFlare
CypherToorima
Flawofhumanity
Flypie743
GuidoHunter
hydrojakep
ImEric12
Kefit
Kilgamayan
QreepyBoris
roopert
SleeplessDragn
Tasselfoot
The_Q
Zildjian113
Ye all heard yer Cap'n. It now be Day 1, and ye've got 24-36 hours. Ye best make smartly t' work, ye lazy rats!
But alas, British ships did lay a trap for poor Captain Dawkins, and, narrowly escaping with his life, he clung to a plank for two days and two nights until it finally drifted to shore near the southern Spanish coast.
In the black markets did he lurk, seeking to find men who would prove worthy shipmates. Many were so enamored by the feared pirate's fame that they signed up without a second thought. In the dead of night did they steal a fine worthy vessel and off to sea they went in search of booty and plunder.
Then, the first night at sea, there was a horrible scream heard amid the otherwise constant creak of hull and crash of wave. When the men were roused from their slumber, they found no one standing near the slashed figure of Lightdarkness. Cap'n Dawkins rallied all to the deck.
"Allstarboard, men, shape up! I hired ye because I thought ye were th' finest bunch o' landlubbers I`ve e'er seen, an' I wanted ye t' swashbuckle by me side. Y'arr, but it turns out, some o' ye be nothin' more than traitorous bilge rats, so I`m gonna be havin' one o' ye walk th' plank each day until this nonsense stops.
Now! I may be th' strongest man who e'er sailed th' seas, but I`m certainly nay th' finest investigator. Thar be some among ye who I hired fer yer cunning, an' I expect ye messdeck lawyers o' ye t' use yer skills at deduction t' help figure this one out. Ye hear? O' course, I`m nay goin' t' tell ye who them swabbies be, fer fear they's might be killed. Now understand! I`m nay goin' t' let a bunch o' traitorous scallawags steal me ship, so get t' work! Find out who killed Lightdarkness! Ye scurvy dogs who ortin' t' be keel hauled!"
I'm sure all o' ye are lookin' fer a full crew listin', so here ye be:
87x
aleco
Blahblah18
Cenright
CStarFlare
CypherToorima
Flawofhumanity
Flypie743
GuidoHunter
hydrojakep
ImEric12
Kefit
Kilgamayan
QreepyBoris
roopert
SleeplessDragn
Tasselfoot
The_Q
Zildjian113
Ye all heard yer Cap'n. It now be Day 1, and ye've got 24-36 hours. Ye best make smartly t' work, ye lazy rats!
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