TWG CLXV - The Wine In Front Of Me - Game Thread

hi, I'm Confirmed Town Haku. It means that statistically speaking Wolves have already won the game.

Disclaimer: To reduce collateral damage from my D0 chaos strategy that never works, I will remain awfully quiet if not completely silent even though I will be watching this thread most of the time.

Regardless, I'd like everyone to write one semi long post. It should contain the following;

- A statement that they are Town aligned. (Do not say VT or PR, avoid WIFOMs along the lines of "I said I was VT because I'm a PR hahaha - it's bad.)

- Everyone write about 2 paragraphs (or more) about if they have a town tell and if we can almost instantly add them in a temporary Town pile or what they think of the player list or even a little story about whatever they want. As long as it's a decent chunk of text for getting a feel from your slot, it should do the trick.

- Everyone should try to explain their Agenda for the phase. (yes, I know you will nearly all say "I'm hunting wolves // I'm trying to find the other towns - but it doesn't matter. Just try to think a little more outside of this if you can as well. Like tell me how it's a stupid idea by example, that could work.)

- Once this segment is over, we order by how genuine everyone sounds and use this to define who are most likely town and also define who doesn't sound genuine at all. (Of course, this may get revisited in the future and reevaluated as flips happen etc. but I think we can do this at face value for this moment in time.)

Pros:
* Potential to find a few town players very early.
* Wolves are forced to lie here.

Cons:
* It's boring.

Once this is over, we resume shitposting or whatever you want. (but don't count on me to participate in shitposting)

I plan to voluntary slank the hell out of this phase (disgusting I know) and possibly target one player at one point and tunnel that person until it either gets me killed or that person flip.

If the EoD of D0 phase is heavily confusing, lynch me. It mathematically skyrocket the odds of winning because I tend to confuse people more than making them confirm their stance and even if I solve the game, I'm unlikely to get others to believe me. If there's a phase where we can afford a mislynch, it's D0.

This is pure utilitarianism tier and you're free to hate me post game for using this as a way to play, but I truly believe it's the most reasonable way for me to take advantage of myself in the current state of the meta. I cannot guarantee that I will yell loud enough to get listened to and I'm too tired to try random shit that doesn't work every game.

I just do whatever I was doing in the previous game and hope I somehow do it better and manage to properly make wagons happen this time. It's more risky tho.
My agenda of the previous game:
D0: Produce chaos/attempt to interact at least once with each players/sheep a veteran most likely for EoD which includes bandwagon/attribute low value to my own votes unless it's the last 10min of EoD.
D1: Drop the chaos and focus on solving a little more, but still interact.
D2+: Pure game solving + no wagons unless nearly absolutely certain I'm right. (dangerous in a situation where we're all wrong)

Improvise and pray the game goes well magically goes well.