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You're playing poker with a tiger, a hippopotamus, a grizzly bear, a brown bear, and a teddy bear. You're holding As Js and the flop is 10d Jh 4s. The tiger is not focusing on the game much because it's eating something (you can't tell what), but stares at the flop and bets half the pot with a grin on its face. The hippopotamus already folded preflop. The grizzly bear folds. The brown bear lets out a huge sigh and reluctantly pushes enough chips over the line to call while shaking its head. The teddy bear slams its paw down aggressively, stares intently at the tiger, and raises to 3 times that bet. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

Do they really drink Um Bongo in the Congo?

What is your opinion on this hilarious video of misspellings of "pregnant" on Yahoo Answers?

You and a very intelligent snail both get $1 million, and you both become immortal, except that you die if the snail touches you. The snail hates you. It always knows where you are and slowly crawls toward you. What's your plan?

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I'm going to run screaming since 80% of the table can eat me.

I don't see why not?

I was left with more questions than answers. Also our future is screwed.

Snails don't have hands so how would he touch me?

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you're that itg guy from 8 years ago

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Is this a question? Lol

Yes. Most people remember me from my Crank That Soulja Boy simfile when that song became huge

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I love asking questions about what the oldest song someone knows and what is the oldest movie someone has ever watched. Did they leave any sort of impact on you?

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Do you //actually// live in Naperville?