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  • Reincarnate
    x'); DROP TABLE FFR;--
    • Nov 2010
    • 6332

    #1

    Poop log

    See what I did there

    Anyways I bought this:




    Basically... I don't get enough fiber. This makes bathroom time a very tricky time indeed.

    So, today I started out with 4g (consumed a few minutes ago). Going to increase this each day and report back.

    Edit:

    Stool scale:

    Last edited by Reincarnate; 10-10-2015, 06:54 PM.
  • One Winged Angel
    Anime Avatars ( ◜◡^)っ✂╰⋃╯
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Mar 2007
    • 10837

    #2
    Re: Poop log

    very much looking forward to this


    Originally posted by ilikexd
    i want to be cucked by cirno

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    • Reincarnate
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      • Nov 2010
      • 6332

      #3
      Re: Poop log

      I contemplated posting pictures (for science) but that may be against site rules. So for now I'll just... describe.

      Sadly, there's not much to say. I'm pooping at the moment, under the influence of 0g (the stuff I had a little bit ago hasn't had time to work its magic). Typical constipation. A stray nugget here and there. It's been 20 goddamn minutes.

      Edit: Type 1 on the BSF scale
      Last edited by Reincarnate; 10-7-2015, 03:27 PM.

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      • Reincarnate
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        • Nov 2010
        • 6332

        #4
        Re: Poop log

        PSA: You really do need a ton of water even for modest amounts of this powder.

        I put a little bit in the bottom of a glass and then poured some water over it. Within ~10 seconds or so, the entire mixture congealed into a semi-solid mass. Definitely a potential choking hazard. :P

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        • Reincarnate
          x'); DROP TABLE FFR;--
          • Nov 2010
          • 6332

          #5
          Re: Poop log

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          • Mourningfall
            • Jan 2011
            • 1627

            #6
            Re: Poop log

            Please use the BSF scale when documenting your poop. It will aid you in giving an accurate depiction of your poop for others. This is important.

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            • Reach
              FFR Simfile Author
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Jun 2003
              • 7471

              #7
              Re: Poop log

              I'm usually type 3 or 4 unless I'm really stressed out or work is going terribly then I go full type 5 or even 6.

              Never go full type 6.

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              • andy-o24
                Married Man
                • May 2006
                • 1525

                #8
                Re: Poop log

                Originally posted by Mourningfall
                Please use the BSF scale when documenting your poop. It will aid you in giving an accurate depiction of your poop for others. This is important.
                I'll never look at sausages the same way again. O.O

                -o24
                Originally posted by hi19hi19
                Best strat: enjoy the game, play what you feel like when you feel like it. Don't think about what you are doing or why, enjoy the gameplay, the artistry behind the stepfile, and enjoy the music.

                When the game isn't fun for you anymore, take a break. It's not a job, nobody here is professional and getting paid to play and force themselves to constantly improve... it's a game.

                Originally posted by Shashakiro
                Yeah, FFR is addicting...I don't think I'll get bored with this game unless I somehow become the best at it, which won't happen.

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                • rzr
                  TWG Veteran
                  • Oct 2007
                  • 7608

                  #9
                  Re: Poop log

                  Originally posted by Reincarnate
                  A stray nugget here and there.
                  YES. at least you don't piss out your ass, that gets old too haha

                  Originally posted by darkshark
                  Everyone sucks at this game. The second you think you're good is the second you stop trying to get better.
                  Originally posted by aperson
                  i had a mri the other day it was the best song i heard in years

                  Originally posted by Sprite-
                  More of a joke than the time I deleted all the credits on the site.
                  Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
                  yeah my goldfish think im a riot they do this thing where they turn upside down and float to the top of the tank

                  i guess their alcohol tolerance isnt as high as mine

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                  • Reincarnate
                    x'); DROP TABLE FFR;--
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 6332

                    #10
                    Re: Poop log

                    Interesting... type 5 today. Large, puffy, soft-looking pods. I guess that means the powder is working, but I could use a little more. Still constipated, though.
                    Last edited by Reincarnate; 10-7-2015, 06:32 PM.

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                    • Reincarnate
                      x'); DROP TABLE FFR;--
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 6332

                      #11
                      Re: Poop log

                      Decided to go with the single serving size, so I just took down 9g (yesterday was 4g).

                      Even with a full glass of water, I don't think it's enough for 9g. Will probably limit it to <= 5g per glass or something in the future.
                      Last edited by Reincarnate; 10-7-2015, 06:32 PM.

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                      • 25thhour
                        I like max
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 2922

                        #12
                        Re: Poop log

                        Shitty situation. I get sufficient fibre, when I'm on Soylent I have soo much Fibre I shit like 10 times a day.
                        r bae adam bae max bae bridget bae claudia bae trevor bae adam2 bae mayo bae keith bae

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                        • Riotpolice
                          "Reach For The Stars"
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 1921

                          #13
                          Re: Poop log

                          Well according to that scale, it looks like I'm normal!
                          Originally posted by hi19hi19
                          Also why is "summon" in quotation marks as usually that signifies an alternate meaning like for example last night I "visited" your mother but it really means last night I "fucked her in the ass" so exactly what is the subtext of "summon" because I am not sure I am comfortable with the implications

                          Originally posted by m0de
                          im usually the "nice guy" around these parts.. but this is bad, and you should feel bad. i would rather dip my balls in honey and hover them over a red ant hill than to ever hear such butchered crap.

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                          • Reincarnate
                            x'); DROP TABLE FFR;--
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 6332

                            #14
                            Re: Poop log

                            A single type-4 today. Wat.

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                            • TheSaxRunner05
                              The Doctor
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 6144

                              #15
                              Re: Poop log

                              I don't know why I clicked this thread


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