Let's Play FF6: FFR EDITION

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  • choof
    Banned
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Nov 2013
    • 8563

    #1

    Let's Play FF6: FFR EDITION

    The ancient War of the Magi... When its flames at last receded, only the charred husk of a world remained. Even the power of magic was lost... In thousand years that followed, iron, gunpowder, and steam engines took the place of magic, and life slowly returned to the barren land... Yet there now stands one who would reawaken the magic of ages past, and use its dread power as a means by which to conquer all the world... Could anyone truly be foolish enough to repeat that mistake?


    Let me just start off by saying that I could use some flames right now because goddamn, the heating unit for my magitek armor got messed up on the way here and I'm freezing my ass off.



    So, we gotta go to the city, something about an esper, something about magic, I'm a witch, yadda yadda yadda MECHWARRIOR.



    Narshe... It seems quiet...



    Too quie- oh shit, they knew we were coming.



    Fried those guys, let's see what's over here...



    Guard. Dog. Guard doge.



    Keep heading a bit north, aw shit, more of them?



    After thrashing more guards, we finally get past the center of the town.



    Shit.



    Alright, here we go. The new mine shaft. This is what we've been looking for.



    Entering the shaft, ever so slowly.



    I can throw fire at people with my hands and you think I need to learn about save points?



    Giant rats and bandits? Either the miners got spooked by the esper and haven't been in here for months, or they're just not the best at safety management.



    A blockade, maybe I can just blow it up using my sick magic...



    ...or you could just ram into it with a massive chunk of metal, that's totally safe.



    THIS WAS TOO EASY



    Ymir? Is that one of the local immigrants here to start a family?



    Oh my god what is that what whathwthawthwhthwat



    Okay, Biggs said not to hit it's shell, so let's watch and s- WEDGE YOU PIECE OF SHIT



    Yeah, that kinda hurt.



    But now that he's popped out, let's hit him ha- dude, c'mon.



    That hurt a lot.



    After trading blows back and forth, we finally defeat Ymir!




    The esper...



    shitshitshitshitshitshi



    welp



    It just blew Biggs away...



    And Wedge, too...



    GOING SUPER SAIYAN



    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



    Where am I?



    My head hurts. :'(



    Not kinky at all.



    It comes back to me... I'm...



    ...and my name is Choof.



    Glad you think so, maybe it's because I can heal wounds with my mind.



    Great googly moogly (HEH), I'm hot.



    Apparently you think I'm made of some really tough stuff.



    shitshitshitshitshitshi






    Up next, I escape Narshe with the help of... a man.
    Last edited by choof; 08-17-2015, 06:34 PM.
  • _Zenith_
    Accuracy Player
    • Mar 2011
    • 4629

    #2
    Re: Let's Play FF6: FFR EDITION

    This is amazing





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    • Dynam0
      The Dominator
      • Sep 2005
      • 8987

      #3
      Re: Let's Play FF6: FFR EDITION

      mods pls locke this thread

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      • One Winged Angel
        Anime Avatars ( ◜◡^)っ✂╰⋃╯
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Mar 2007
        • 10837

        #4
        Re: Let's Play FF6: FFR EDITION

        there is potential here

        edit: wow din mo with the gammablaster post
        Last edited by One Winged Angel; 08-17-2015, 04:24 PM.


        Originally posted by ilikexd
        i want to be cucked by cirno

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        • choof
          Banned
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Nov 2013
          • 8563

          #5
          Re: Let's Play FF6: FFR EDITION


          Alright, here's the cave, let's do this, I got this, c'monnnnn.



          Okay, not too bad so far.



          Two vaporites?



          NUKE 'EM.



          Save point, aw yiss.



          Treasure chest, aw yiss.



          Oh cool, a phoenix down that I can use on myself in case I... get knocked out....



          Another chest!



          Yeaaah, I'll just hold onto this for now. No need for a nap while I'm running from some guards who want to question, torture, and probably kill me.



          Giant rats!



          Barbecue as fuck.



          Keep running towards the exit, only to hear from behind me...



          I've been cornered. Fuck, this is it. This is the end of my journey, I never got to meet a good guy, settle down, have a family...



          AAAAAAAAAAAAAA



          ouch fuck



          okay, I'm good. I'm fine, I'm



          nvm




          FLASHBACK



          Who the fuck laughs like that?




          Dude, ew.



          "She lives!"



          Why are there here, what am I doing?



          I just melted the fuck out of a soldier, and I'm supposed to be on their side?



          Seriously, "uwee-hee-hee?" No one laughs like that.



          Even under total control, I refuse to do the Nazi salute.



          Oh, is this my savior?



          Treasure hunter, searching for relics of the past? That could mean anything, sounds like this guy may be kinda shady...



          Locke?



          Naaaaaaaah.



          Okay, V, jeeze. Treasure hunter it is.




          Next up, watch V murder like 12 people... with a band of furries.
          Last edited by choof; 08-17-2015, 06:33 PM.

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          • Izzy
            Snek
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Jan 2003
            • 9195

            #6
            Re: Let's Play FF6: FFR EDITION

            Weird, I had just bought this yesterday for the vita.

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            • Vendetta21
              Sectional Moderator
              Sectional Moderator
              • Aug 2006
              • 2745

              #7
              Re: Let's Play FF6: FFR EDITION

              so fucking jazzed for episode 2

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              • choof
                Banned
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Nov 2013
                • 8563

                #8
                Re: Let's Play FF6: FFR EDITION

                Cheeky cunt.



                Yes, save me pls.



                The city guard is pursuing me? There were, like, four dudes. Should be easy, right?



                Maybe you should let people know what exactly you're returning.



                PLEASE DO. BECAUSE I DEFINITELY CANNOT DO SO MYSELF.



                *insert rly bad queen joke here*



                *swoosh*



                Looking at me with contempt? Pity? Checkin' out the goods?



                Oh christ, it never ends.



                christ



                Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.





                Don't let the pom-poms fool you, bruh.



                This looks like a good defensive strategy.



                LET'S GOOOOOOOO





                HIYAAAA




                WHACHAAAAAA



                Alright, V's up! Kick some ass!



                Mogret wreckin' shit with a fucking ball and chain you don't fuck with us WE TOLD YOU



                Let's see if this fucking mammoth has anything for V to steal...



                nice dick




                Two down, four to go.




                Mog Squad Reporting For Duty, Ladies And Gentlemens






                Gets me every time.



                WE'RE HAVING WOLF SKEWERS TONIGHT BOYS



                Four down, two to go!



                Wait a second... Dance? Hmm nothing's happeni-




                LOOD GUCKING FORD



                You guys alright?




                V going in for the kill...




                I know a dude named Marshal.



                MOGRET, NOOOOOO



                YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS




                After a long battle, Moggie left with surviving by a thread... Mogret, you have been avenged......



                I have a feeling that we'll have to pay in blood later for letting Mogret die.



                720 push shove-it over the 7 step to a choof drop





                You'd think that would be more hidden.



                *boom*



                Seems like V is also surprised at how quickly I recovered.



                The tension.



                Shucks! Thanks, V!




                Taking one final look at Narshe before we leave for Figaro... Seeya later!




                Next up, watch as V and I run away together to a remote desert castle to meet up with our favorite Sausage King!

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                • .Gazelle.
                  Mr. Skeltal
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 1506

                  #9
                  Re: Let's Play FF6: FFR EDITION

                  beautiful


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                  • top
                    Banned
                    • Apr 2012
                    • 1907

                    #10
                    Re: Let's Play FF6: FFR EDITION

                    doin good can't wait for more

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                    • Arntonach
                      Owlbears Rock!
                      • Mar 2012
                      • 2494

                      #11
                      Re: Let's Play FF6: FFR EDITION

                      OMG Choof you got this
                      pack of hard stuffs

                      pack of my stuffs

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