have u ever experienced thinking about breathing

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  • Litodude
    FFR Player
    • Feb 2006
    • 4548

    #1

    have u ever experienced thinking about breathing

    your tongue is sitting in your mouth not doing anything

    when was the last time you blinked gosh your eyes must feel so dry
    Originally posted by t-rogdor
    i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"

    dude
    out west?
    the fuck kinda location is west?
    am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate


    Originally posted by lurker
    remind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever

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  • rushyrulz
    Digital Dancing!
    FFR Simfile Author
    FFR Music Producer
    • Feb 2006
    • 12985

    #2
    Re: have u ever experienced thinking about breathing

    boy does your nose itch..


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    • NeonSM
      Я тебя люблю Маша
      • Jan 2014
      • 571

      #3
      Re: have u ever experienced thinking about breathing

      There goes my good night sleep

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      • FF_rules
        FF Veteran
        • May 2006
        • 668

        #4
        Re: have u ever experienced thinking about breathing

        when you have extreme nasal congestion and you literally can't breathe through your nose; that's when I have to manually breathe through my mouth.

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        • hi19hi19
          lol happy
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Oct 2005
          • 12194

          #5
          Re: have u ever experienced thinking about breathing

          Well, I do mindfulness meditation several times a week, so in that way yes I do think about my breathing very often


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          • hi19hi19
            lol happy
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Oct 2005
            • 12194

            #6
            Re: have u ever experienced thinking about breathing

            Something such as the sensation of your tongue in your mouth or an itch on your nose can make for an interesting focus besides the breath.
            i realize this thread is not intended to be super srs but i am electing to take it that way anyway
            Having what might ordinarily be an uncomfortable feeling and sitting with it and just being aware of it is a very interesting exercise in a contemplative mindset.


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            • TheSaxRunner05
              The Doctor
              • Apr 2006
              • 6144

              #7
              Re: have u ever experienced thinking about breathing

              Thanks, dick, I won't be able to breathe normally now for another several minutes, god


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              • PhantomPuppy
                Washed and Irrelevant D7
                • May 2012
                • 1808

                #8
                Re: have u ever experienced thinking about breathing

                i dont get it.

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                • _Zenith_
                  Accuracy Player
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 4629

                  #9
                  Re: have u ever experienced thinking about breathing

                  I have also experienced this but with blinking.





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                  • Litodude
                    FFR Player
                    • Feb 2006
                    • 4548

                    #10
                    Re: have u ever experienced thinking about breathing

                    Originally posted by TheSaxRunner05
                    Thanks, dick, I won't be able to breathe normally now for another several minutes, god
                    speaking of which: your dick is literally just sitting in between your legs, nestled in your crotch, just....steaming.

                    I BET IT'S TINY AS FUCK RIGHT NOW





                    self-proclaimed and biologically-proclaimed females do not apply. ur vagina is a hole into your body though just think about that.
                    Originally posted by t-rogdor
                    i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"

                    dude
                    out west?
                    the fuck kinda location is west?
                    am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate


                    Originally posted by lurker
                    remind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever

                    http://imgur.com/a/Ww9g3

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                    • FF_rules
                      FF Veteran
                      • May 2006
                      • 668

                      #11
                      Re: have u ever experienced thinking about breathing

                      Originally posted by Litodude
                      self-proclaimed and biologically-proclaimed females do not apply. ur vagina is a hole into your body though just think about that.
                      Your anus is a hole in your body that connects straight out of your nose/mouth. Think about it.

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                      • FoJaR
                        The Worst
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 2816

                        #12
                        Re: have u ever experienced thinking about breathing

                        Originally posted by FF_rules
                        Your anus is a hole in your body that connects straight out of your nose/mouth. Think about it.
                        i remember my high school biology teacher explaining it as "humans are doughnuts: mouth on one end, asshole on the other."

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                        • rushyrulz
                          Digital Dancing!
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          FFR Music Producer
                          • Feb 2006
                          • 12985

                          #13
                          Re: have u ever experienced thinking about breathing

                          <insert cream filling joke here>
                          Last edited by rushyrulz; 02-5-2015, 09:09 AM.


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                          • Deadlyx39
                            FFR Player
                            • Sep 2014
                            • 1046

                            #14
                            Re: have u ever experienced thinking about breathing

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                            • ffr212
                              FFR Player
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 276

                              #15
                              Re: have u ever experienced thinking about breathing

                              not rly no

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