This is kind of an awesome platform for this. [Zageron, AMA]

Re: This is kind of an awesome platform for this. [Zageron, AMA]

You're playing poker with a tiger, an octopus, a capybara, a chinchilla, and a gnat. You're holding Js 10s and the flop is Jd 2d 3h. The tiger is looking confident and starts giggling to itself while appearing to artificially try to control its own laughter at something, and bets 3 times the minimum. The octopus folds... its arms around its cards, and then it folds. The capybara doesn't seem too scared about the tiger at all, and starts chewing on its cards a little, and raises to 7.5 times the minimum. The chinchilla quickly folds and instantly falls asleep. The gnat already folded preflop. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

How would you rank these 10 things in order of your personal preference, starting from your most preferred?
1. being a contestant on Wipeout
2. Avril Lavigne
3. changing the difficulty of AIM Anthem from 71 to 27
4. painting all the walls and ceilings of your house bright orange
5. playing poker with a tiger, an octopus, a capybara, a chinchilla, and a gnat
6. listening to an accordion solo on loop for 3 hours straight (you can choose when it starts, so it won't distract you from anything)
7. setting up an FFR credit <---> bitcoin exchange somewhere on this site
8. for an April Fool's prank, to walk into a mid-high-end clothes shop fitting room and lock the door then wait 5 minutes and yell loudly "there is no toilet paper in here"
9. renaming the word "banana" to "bananana"
10. treading water in the middle of the ocean, alone, in the middle of the night, and then waking up, screaming

How do you (not you personally, but in the sense of "how does one...") get a job in developing ffr?

You acquire a popcorn machine. You invite a friend over to your house to watch a movie. He says he'll be there a little after 7, so you think this is the perfect time to use your popcorn machine, and you set it to 2 popcorns for 7:30. You go out of the house at 11 for whatever reason. You come back at 3 to find loads (about a hundred) of unopened popcorn boxes full of popcorns all over the floor next to where the machine used to be, and the machine itself is nowhere to be seen. Also your entire living room is completely covered in an even layer of popcorns about 10 centimetres deep, with popcorns lying all over everything (floor, furniture, tv, etc). You realise this is because you accidentally set your popcorn machine to 730 popcorns for 2, instead of 2 popcorns for 7:30. What do you do with this mess in the 4 hours before your friend comes over?

Re: This is kind of an awesome platform for this. [Zageron, AMA]

Raise.

3, 9, 8, 6, 4, 7, 5, 1, 10, 2

bj

Take the popcorn to East Hastings using an express CanPost service.

Re: This is kind of an awesome platform for this. [Zageron, AMA]

I've seen it, this is valid.

If I were a platforming game, how many hours would you spend on me?

Re: This is kind of an awesome platform for this. [Zageron, AMA]

Do you have a warp zone? ;D

Re: This is kind of an awesome platform for this. [Zageron, AMA]

Since when has ffr frontpage become the place for you to advertise yourself

Re: This is kind of an awesome platform for this. [Zageron, AMA]

Bite me. 20 minutes ago

Re: This is kind of an awesome platform for this. [Zageron, AMA]

That's not how this is supposed to work. It's not an Ask Anybody Anything thread (boom AAA).

Answer the question but not with another question and I'll tell you the perks. ;D

Re: This is kind of an awesome platform for this. [Zageron, AMA]

Bastard. I'd play you as long as it took.
If you were mario, I'd play all eight worlds.
If you were DK64, I'd collect all of your bananas.

Re: This is kind of an awesome platform for this. [Zageron, AMA]

If I were Crash Bandicoot, would you break all my boxes?

Re: This is kind of an awesome platform for this. [Zageron, AMA]

Can I ask smartdude1212 questions here in this thread also?

Re: This is kind of an awesome platform for this. [Zageron, AMA]

are you an attention whore?

Re: This is kind of an awesome platform for this. [Zageron, AMA]

You can collect my banana any day you feel

Re: This is kind of an awesome platform for this. [Zageron, AMA]

tiger instantly smooth calls. capybara hesitates for a long while and very slowly and hesitantly moves its chips into the pot to call. turn card is 6d. tiger checks immediately without showing any emotion at all. capybara looks in a playful mood and starts messing with the tiger's tail by pushing it around until the tiger very sternly glares at it, then both animals retreat to their cards. capybara bets half the pot. your move?

Re: This is kind of an awesome platform for this. [Zageron, AMA]

I'm bumping this thread because you never answered my question in the AMA link.

If you were a building, how many floors would you possess?