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  • Zapmeister
    FFR Player
    • Sep 2012
    • 466

    #1

    This is my first post. AMA.

    I know this isn't the newbie forum, but I might as well jump in on the AMA bandwagon while it still exists. Ask me anything.

    Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example

    ask me anything here

    mashed FCs: 329

    r1: 5
    r2: 4
    r3: 6
    r4: 8
    r5: 3
    r6: 5
    r7: 15
    final position: 4th
  • psychoangel691
    Retired Staff
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Dec 2004
    • 10438

    #2
    Re: This is my first post. AMA.

    What made you join ffr and jump on the AMA bandwagon?
    Originally posted by Charu
    My dick is good, thank you very much. It gets love and attention no matter what <3 <3 <3
    Originally posted by DaBackpack
    also a fucking helicopter is the absolute last place I'd go to find out how big my dick is
    Originally posted by Shadow_God_10
    Dawg you don't even know. It's so fuckin' small I can use a pen cap to jack off

    Originally posted by hi19hi19
    yeah I'mma go for the Rave7 route she's just perfect, stiff on the top, thin in the middle, and has a BIG THICC END that I can just jack on all night UwU best girl

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    • Zapmeister
      FFR Player
      • Sep 2012
      • 466

      #3
      Re: This is my first post. AMA.

      I don't really know to be honest. I started playing a few weeks ago just for the purposes of mindless time-wasting. I watched some replays on youtube and thought "there is no way anyone can be this good, these people cannot possibly exist". But the game stuck with me and I thought it would be nice to have a record of my own stats and things, so I signed up. And the AMA thing... is very obviously an elaborate forum joke, so hey, why not.

      also I know yoshL elsewhere on the internet, he did try to persuade me to sign up some time ago.

      Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example

      ask me anything here

      mashed FCs: 329

      r1: 5
      r2: 4
      r3: 6
      r4: 8
      r5: 3
      r6: 5
      r7: 15
      final position: 4th

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      • Choofers
        FFR Player
        FFR Music Producer
        • Dec 2008
        • 6205

        #4
        Re: This is my first post. AMA.

        are you secretly herogashix`

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        • YoshL
          Celestial Harbor
          FFR Simfile Author
          FFR Music Producer
          • Aug 2008
          • 6156

          #5
          Re: This is my first post. AMA.

          Originally posted by Choofers
          are you secretly herogashix`
          unfortunately no


          Originally posted by Charu
          Only yours, for an easy price of $19.99! You too can experience the wonders of full motion rump sticking.

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          • Zapmeister
            FFR Player
            • Sep 2012
            • 466

            #6
            Re: This is my first post. AMA.

            understandable mistake to make, since both of us live in london. but no, we're 5000+ kilometres apart.

            Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example

            ask me anything here

            mashed FCs: 329

            r1: 5
            r2: 4
            r3: 6
            r4: 8
            r5: 3
            r6: 5
            r7: 15
            final position: 4th

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            • Izzy
              Snek
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Jan 2003
              • 9195

              #7
              Re: This is my first post. AMA.

              I wasn't even aware that England was 5000 kilometeres wide.

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              • Niko_K
                FFR Player
                • Aug 2005
                • 7

                #8
                Re: This is my first post. AMA.

                Jesus christ Izzy you're still around?

                I havent been around since Anobody myself and a few others were doing the SMX shit haha.

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                • Zapmeister
                  FFR Player
                  • Sep 2012
                  • 466

                  #9
                  Re: This is my first post. AMA.

                  @izzy: one of them is not in england

                  Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example

                  ask me anything here

                  mashed FCs: 329

                  r1: 5
                  r2: 4
                  r3: 6
                  r4: 8
                  r5: 3
                  r6: 5
                  r7: 15
                  final position: 4th

                  Comment

                  • swordmasterz
                    FFR Player
                    • May 2006
                    • 272

                    #10
                    Re: This is my first post. AMA.

                    Why do you post your particular question (with variations) in every AMA you've asked a question for
                    (the poker & tiger one)
                    o

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                    • Zapmeister
                      FFR Player
                      • Sep 2012
                      • 466

                      #11
                      Re: This is my first post. AMA.

                      Although I've never played poker with a tiger myself, I do recognise that it's an important life event which will inevitably happen to all of us one day, but you have to wait for long enough to experience it; like paying taxes, or losing your virginity, or doing DIY. I'm inquiring as to strategy. (I did try the library but it wasn't helpful - although self-help books are available in a wide range of subjects they don't include playing poker against tigers.)

                      (I am not a tiger.)

                      Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example

                      ask me anything here

                      mashed FCs: 329

                      r1: 5
                      r2: 4
                      r3: 6
                      r4: 8
                      r5: 3
                      r6: 5
                      r7: 15
                      final position: 4th

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                      • dAnceguy117
                        new hand moves = dab
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 10097

                        #12
                        Re: This is my first post. AMA.

                        let's say you're a tiger. you're at a table playing poker with 9 humans. you're holding pocket kings, you 3-bet pre-flop, and two people call. flop comes up Ace of hearts, 2c, 6d. you start chewing your cards. one person bets 2x pot. other person folds. do you call, fold, or go for the throat?

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                        • Zapmeister
                          FFR Player
                          • Sep 2012
                          • 466

                          #13
                          Re: This is my first post. AMA.

                          Not sure, I've never played poker in a group of more than 6 or 7. Probably minimum raise while simultaneously staring intently and growling at the other person in an attempt to freak him/her out. But if I don't have enough chips to do that I think I'd fold. I wouldn't go for the throat unless I was on the wrong end of a really bad beat, since if they run, I'm not getting the money I deserve.

                          ...oh god this sort of questions are literally the only thing i'm going to be remembered for in future on here aren't they

                          Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example

                          ask me anything here

                          mashed FCs: 329

                          r1: 5
                          r2: 4
                          r3: 6
                          r4: 8
                          r5: 3
                          r6: 5
                          r7: 15
                          final position: 4th

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                          • igotrhythm
                            Fractals!
                            • Sep 2004
                            • 6535

                            #14
                            Re: This is my first post. AMA.

                            Why do you ask everyone about what they'd do in a game of poker?
                            Originally posted by thesunfan
                            I literally spent 10 minutes in the library looking for the TWG forum on Smogon and couldn't find it what the fuck is this witchcraft IGR

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                            • YoshL
                              Celestial Harbor
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              FFR Music Producer
                              • Aug 2008
                              • 6156

                              #15
                              Re: This is my first post. AMA.

                              What is Dave


                              Originally posted by Charu
                              Only yours, for an easy price of $19.99! You too can experience the wonders of full motion rump sticking.

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