I'll bid a single erotic yet safe-for-work photo of me posing while wearing my Piplup hat while sucking on a blueberry lollipop with my mouth partially open so you can see the lollipop color to verify it's blueberryness.
Disclaimer: This photo is not guaranteed to cause pleasure.
Do you like mint? If so, do you prefer a) peppermint, b) spearmint, c) wintergreen, d) some other sort of mint, e) all of the above?
Not a great deal, but if I have some I like it in ice cream.
Originally posted by reuben_tate
I'll bid a single erotic yet safe-for-work photo of me posing while wearing my Piplup hat while sucking on a blueberry lollipop with my mouth partially open so you can see the lollipop color to verify it's blueberryness.
Disclaimer: This photo is not guaranteed to cause pleasure.
Would you rather always get first dibs or the last laugh?
I'd have to go with last laugh.
Originally posted by reuben_tate
I'll bid a single erotic yet safe-for-work photo of me posing while wearing my Piplup hat while sucking on a blueberry lollipop with my mouth partially open so you can see the lollipop color to verify it's blueberryness.
Disclaimer: This photo is not guaranteed to cause pleasure.
when's the last time somebody asked you a question in real life
Uh, around 6 hours ago I think.
The question was "McDonalds or Burger King", I answered McDonalds.
No other questions anyone?
Originally posted by reuben_tate
I'll bid a single erotic yet safe-for-work photo of me posing while wearing my Piplup hat while sucking on a blueberry lollipop with my mouth partially open so you can see the lollipop color to verify it's blueberryness.
Disclaimer: This photo is not guaranteed to cause pleasure.
Did you hate me for moving you up in the official tournament last year?
Originally posted by Charu
My dick is good, thank you very much. It gets love and attention no matter what <3 <3 <3
Originally posted by DaBackpack
also a fucking helicopter is the absolute last place I'd go to find out how big my dick is
Originally posted by Shadow_God_10
Dawg you don't even know. It's so fuckin' small I can use a pen cap to jack off
Originally posted by hi19hi19
yeah I'mma go for the Rave7 route she's just perfect, stiff on the top, thin in the middle, and has a BIG THICC END that I can just jack on all night UwU best girl
Did you hate me for moving you up in the official tournament last year?
At the time I was rather upset, but I didn't actually "hate" you for it, at the end I was happy with the 6th official because I honestly don't think I would have placed top 8 in D3 but I ended 7th in D4, haha. (Even though I only barely survived each round)
Originally posted by reuben_tate
I'll bid a single erotic yet safe-for-work photo of me posing while wearing my Piplup hat while sucking on a blueberry lollipop with my mouth partially open so you can see the lollipop color to verify it's blueberryness.
Disclaimer: This photo is not guaranteed to cause pleasure.
Are you upset that no one has posted in your thread for over 3 days?
Not as upset as I am knowing how many innocent penguins you violated.
Originally posted by reuben_tate
I'll bid a single erotic yet safe-for-work photo of me posing while wearing my Piplup hat while sucking on a blueberry lollipop with my mouth partially open so you can see the lollipop color to verify it's blueberryness.
Disclaimer: This photo is not guaranteed to cause pleasure.
I'll bid a single erotic yet safe-for-work photo of me posing while wearing my Piplup hat while sucking on a blueberry lollipop with my mouth partially open so you can see the lollipop color to verify it's blueberryness.
Disclaimer: This photo is not guaranteed to cause pleasure.
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