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  • Coolboyrulez0
    VICES
    FFR Simfile Author
    FFR Music Producer
    • Aug 2006
    • 10042
    #1
    Re: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Only I'm Snow White and There's No Dwarfs Becaus[

    Title garnered my interest, introduction continued to hook me and the ever-so-sweet conclusion with Tupac almost had me in tears.
    Please do report back with what your professor / peers critique you with. This needs to be the benchmark paper for your literary class.

    Funny enough, even though this piece of work is insanely erratic, it never ceased to leave a smile on my face. Props.
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      • xVaLoRx
        MYFUCKINGSOUND
        • Nov 2009
        • 1427
        #2
        Re: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Only I'm Snow White and There's No Dwarfs Becaus[

        Windows ME lol. How do you even come up with some of this stuff?

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          • j-rodd123
            End of the road
            • Oct 2006
            • 3692
            #3
            Re: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Only I'm Snow White and There's No Dwarfs Becaus[

            wait....so when u tweeted those ridiculous passages saying that they were part of an essay u were doing, u were serious?! lmfao niceeeeeeeeeee

            oh and ur name is **** ***** which can only mean one thing.....jack frost yeeeeeeeeeee buddddddddddddddy

            Originally posted by FictionJunction
            wow

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              • hi19hi19
                lol happy
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Oct 2005
                • 12194
                #4
                Re: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Only I'm Snow White and There's No Dwarfs Becaus[

                God the Tupac part...


                This is excellent.


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                  • Ohaider
                    FFR Veteran
                    • Jun 2012
                    • 2893
                    #5
                    Re: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Only I'm Snow White and There's No Dwarfs Becaus[

                    if i had to pick one person on ffr to write a book in which i had to read, i'd pick you

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                      • Arntonach
                        Owlbears Rock!
                        • Mar 2012
                        • 2494
                        #6
                        Re: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Only I'm Snow White and There's No Dwarfs Becaus[

                        I cracked at the "secret bonus level." Please turn this in; the teacher will either pass it off or give you a good grade for trying. In both instances they'll be laughing.
                        pack of hard stuffs

                        pack of my stuffs

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                          • foxfire667
                            The FFRchiver
                            FFR Music Producer
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 2169
                            #7
                            Re: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Only I'm Snow White and There's No Dwarfs Becaus[

                            Extremely random and hilarious. I was actually surprised how compelled I was to finish reading this essay.

                            ME sucks. Windows 2000 professional is where it's at.
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                              • Jonlovesddr
                                h
                                • Sep 2008
                                • 1631
                                #8
                                Re: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Only I'm Snow White and There's No Dwarfs Becaus[

                                2/10 not digging it

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                                  • Jonlovesddr
                                    h
                                    • Sep 2008
                                    • 1631
                                    #9
                                    Re: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Only I'm Snow White and There's No Dwarfs Becaus[

                                    Originally posted by MrPopadopalis25
                                    I'm going to spit in your hair.
                                    please don't

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                                      • Riotpolice
                                        "Reach For The Stars"
                                        • Nov 2010
                                        • 1921
                                        #10
                                        Re: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Only I'm Snow White and There's No Dwarfs Becaus[

                                        If there was a 1,000,000 dollar bill for every essay I wrote that was the equivalent to your's plop, I'd have nothing. Absolutely brilliant essay. Hilarious. Don't ever stop writing, you have got to be one of the top most gifted FFR writers here!
                                        Originally posted by hi19hi19
                                        Also why is "summon" in quotation marks as usually that signifies an alternate meaning like for example last night I "visited" your mother but it really means last night I "fucked her in the ass" so exactly what is the subtext of "summon" because I am not sure I am comfortable with the implications

                                        Originally posted by m0de
                                        im usually the "nice guy" around these parts.. but this is bad, and you should feel bad. i would rather dip my balls in honey and hover them over a red ant hill than to ever hear such butchered crap.

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                                          • NeoMasterPie
                                            Forum User
                                            • Jul 2007
                                            • 1405
                                            #11
                                            Re: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Only I'm Snow White and There's No Dwarfs Becaus[

                                            the GRADE man what was the GRADE

                                            rly though your comedy is fucen golden, although i think this essay was meant for the internet and not a possibly deciding factor in your life (college, and no offense to your shenanigans)

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                                              • thesunfan
                                                Role Tide
                                                Sectional Moderator
                                                • May 2011
                                                • 10859
                                                #12
                                                Re: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Only I'm Snow White and There's No Dwarfs Becaus[

                                                As a future teacher [hopefully], I look forward to the day I get one of these and get to write a nice big zero at the top. Interesting read nonetheless.
                                                that is, of course, unless the mother of the child calls me and tells me a certain exact phrase, in which case I am obligated via promise to Charu to give that child a 100
                                                Originally posted by Vendetta21
                                                Did you get a chance to kill that deadbeat sonuvabitch boyfriend of danceguys', "sunfan"? i hate that fucker. he's a stupid head. i'm way smarter and funnier and prettier and richer and more sensitive than him, and like i can get drunk and still hold complex logical conversations n shit and i bet that fucker cant.
                                                Originally posted by XelNya
                                                I'd suck a dick in a dark, dark alley.
                                                Originally posted by star-crossed
                                                (Someone helpfully lectured us in postgame that we voted out the wrong inactive player with COVID on Day 1.)

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                                                  • James May
                                                    FFR Player
                                                    • Oct 2012
                                                    • 3817
                                                    #13
                                                    Re: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Only I'm Snow White and There's No Dwarfs Becaus[

                                                    Originally posted by Jonlovesddr
                                                    2/10 not digging it
                                                    says the guy who read 50 shades of grey and other shitty twilight r34 fanfics ¶_¶

                                                    I give that essay an A man you definitely crack me up with your posts. hell, i wouldn't be surprised if you wrote a parodypasta (comedy version of a creepypasta huehue) and this falls perfectly as one lmfao.
                                                    bananas


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                                                      • Syhto
                                                        BuMP it
                                                        • Mar 2006
                                                        • 2466
                                                        #14
                                                        Re: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Only I'm Snow White and There's No Dwarfs Becaus[

                                                        what
                                                        Originally posted by ~jrodd
                                                        keep ur head up or down whatevers most comfortable idk but ya i repsect u cuz u respect others and we all have opinions to share, so respect one another and keep being urself or someone else watever
                                                        Originally posted by ~Tao of Dossar
                                                        I never self-reflect, and therefore, I have no negative thoughts about myself. However I am also aware about my successes.

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                                                          • Jonlovesddr
                                                            h
                                                            • Sep 2008
                                                            • 1631
                                                            #15
                                                            Re: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Only I'm Snow White and There's No Dwarfs Becaus[

                                                            Originally posted by James May
                                                            says the guy who read 50 shades of grey and other shitty twilight r34 fanfics ¶_¶
                                                            what the hell are you talking about

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