So some ditzy bitch almost hit me with a white Honda just now.

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  • A2P
    FFR Veteran
    • Apr 2009
    • 3127
    #1

    So some ditzy bitch almost hit me with a white Honda just now.

    To the lady (if she ever reads this):
    If you'd actually pay attention and NOT TURN ON THE WRONG DRIVING LANE WHILE I'M TRYING TO FUCKING CROSS, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ALMOST HIT ME.

    The good news is, I'm still alive and breathing! No injury! Yay!
    The bad news is, I'm still alive and breathing. No money. Boo!

    No but for real, if I hadn't backed away Michael Jackson moonwalk style away from her car, I very well could be in the hospital right now, or even worse, dead. How the fuck do some people even get their licenses, what the fucking hell.
    Last edited by A2P; 03-8-2012, 04:13 PM.
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    • Vanilla Mnm
      cavs
      • Dec 2007
      • 3258
      #2
      Re: So some ditzy bitch almost hit me with a white Honda just now.

      I question the same thing every single day.

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        • SK8R43
          D7 Elite Keymasher
          • Jan 2008
          • 4683
          #3
          Re: So some ditzy bitch almost hit me with a white Honda just now.

          I couldnt agree more, EVERY damn time im biking or in the car or walking down the street all you see is bad drivers... TOO many people have there licenses and they are too lenient in giving them out. lol
          Thee Burstinator
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            • Syhto
              BuMP it
              • Mar 2006
              • 2466
              #4
              Re: So some ditzy bitch almost hit me with a white Honda just now.

              is she like the incredible hulk or something cuz its hard to hit someone with a car L O L

              jk glad youre ok bro

              on the note of people that dont know how to drive- thats almost everyone here its retarded I have to weave between everyone stylishly because people go 5 under the limit sometimes even 40 below the limit i know its hard to believe. idk what it is that makes them all terrible but it just happens to be like that, dont even get me started on rush hour, that shit is a death trap. i dont go out in rush hour if i can help it, last time i did i almost got hit 6 times in 1 hour , this 1 woman was going the wrong way down the access road and this other girl without lights pulled out from a gas station w/o even looking if anyone was coming, and like 4 other dudes almost merged into me

              NEEDLESS TO SAY my horn does not go unused
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                • UserNameGoesHere
                  FFR Veteran
                  • May 2008
                  • 1114
                  #5
                  Re: So some ditzy bitch almost hit me with a white Honda just now.

                  Sounds like drivers around here. (In before everyone else says it sounds like drivers from wherever they're from too)

                  They'll go the wrong way down one-way streets, randomly stop cars in the middle of the road to get all chatty, drive over curbs and things clearly not meant to be driven over, hit and run, get hit and run - leaving pieces of the vehicle on the road, text while driving, lane weave, drive on the wrong side of the road, block side streets, run red lights, drive with no lights, drive while pulling unsecured items, hold mattress down on the roof with their hands as they drive, etc etc....

                  ITT: Sucky drivers suck.
                  Originally posted by Crashfan3
                  Man, what would we do without bored rednecks?
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                    • A2P
                      FFR Veteran
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 3127
                      #6
                      Re: So some ditzy bitch almost hit me with a white Honda just now.

                      Originally posted by Syhto
                      NEEDLESS TO SAY my horn does not go unused
                      I did that. Well, I didn't honk a horn cuz I wasn't driving, but I'm sure yelling YOU FUCKING CUNT LEARN HOW TO FUCKING DRIVE YOU STUPID BITCH! at the top of my lungs after the fact was a good alternative.

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                        • samurai7694
                          바보
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Aug 2008
                          • 4640
                          #7
                          Re: So some ditzy bitch almost hit me with a white Honda just now.

                          what a bitch, glad you're okay

                          I've been hit by some dude speeding at a stop sign while I was crossing about a year and a half ago.


                          Originally posted by A2P
                          How the fuck do some people even get their licenses, what the fucking hell.
                          i wonder that too lol

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                            • Oni-Paranoia
                              No fucks
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 2440
                              #8
                              Re: So some ditzy bitch almost hit me with a white Honda just now.

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                                • A2P
                                  FFR Veteran
                                  • Apr 2009
                                  • 3127
                                  #9
                                  Re: So some ditzy bitch almost hit me with a white Honda just now.

                                  Originally posted by Oni-Paranoia


                                  Last edited by psychoangel691; 03-8-2012, 06:49 PM.

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                                    • AlexDest
                                      good hot
                                      FFR Simfile Author
                                      • Sep 2007
                                      • 5309
                                      #10
                                      Re: So some ditzy bitch almost hit me with a white Honda just now.

                                      i've almost been in a couple crashes with my mom and brother, i could imagine. shit sucks, nice to see you're okay dude
                                      Last edited by AlexDest; 03-8-2012, 05:44 PM.

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                                        • nois-or-e
                                          SponCon Aficionado
                                          FFR Simfile Author
                                          • Mar 2007
                                          • 3250
                                          #11
                                          Re: So some ditzy bitch almost hit me with a white Honda just now.

                                          I got knocked off my skateboard on the pavement by an asshole in a car at 60+km/h on my way to the gym in 2010. Broke my pinkie, split my head open and tore the shit out of my hands/shoulder.
                                          Went to the gym and did my workout before I knew my finger was broken, ended up walking home and stopping by my regular bar for the wednesday night poker tourn. Came 2nd out of 60~ and scored a $50 drink card which I proceeded to drink in $3 beers until 2am when I finally got home and got a ride to the hospital.

                                          tl;dr ****ing wankers that don't watch what they are doing while driving might as well walk around stabbing people in the neck

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                                            • A2P
                                              FFR Veteran
                                              • Apr 2009
                                              • 3127
                                              #12
                                              Re: So some ditzy bitch almost hit me with a white Honda just now.

                                              That's terrible Jae

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                                                • rushyrulz
                                                  Digital Dancing!
                                                  FFR Simfile Author
                                                  FFR Music Producer
                                                  • Feb 2006
                                                  • 12985
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: So some ditzy bitch almost hit me with a white Honda just now.

                                                  This message was tweeted from a mobile device whilst traveling 80 MPH down the interstate.


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                                                    • benguino
                                                      Kawaii Desu Ne?
                                                      • Dec 2007
                                                      • 4186
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: So some ditzy bitch almost hit me with a white Honda just now.

                                                      Wow Jae, that sure sounds like one interesting night! Glad to see your ok now from that incident. Also nice to see your all well and healthy a2p, shitty drivers are shitty. :P

                                                      Anyways, it seems like they hand out licenses to anybody nowadays. >_>
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                                                          soleil ardent
                                                          FFR Simfile Author
                                                          • May 2007
                                                          • 6514
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: So some ditzy bitch almost hit me with a white Honda just now.

                                                          heh, can't wait 'till my dad starts teaching me how to drive next year...

                                                          I'll be his third and last child he'll have to worry about driving, and ohohoho out of all of us, he's most definitely more worried about me than my sisters.

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