I went to hold my girlfriend's hand...and ended up holding the hand of some badass biker dude >.>
How many bones have you broken
Originally posted by Svaz
more like Shad-hoe God am I right haha
Originally posted by mellon_collie
TIL women have breasts because of horniness
Originally posted by bugkid666
sunfan I fucked up
Originally posted by MixMasterLar
Xel claiming that I am incapable of making mistakes and using that logic to paint me as scum does things to my body that I thought only Lewdy's stash could do
Originally posted by Funnygurl555
your hentai collection is commendable. i am both in awe and afraid of you
Originally posted by DaBackpack
might quit having sex every day and focus more on shooting myself in the testicles with an elephant gun
Xel claiming that I am incapable of making mistakes and using that logic to paint me as scum does things to my body that I thought only Lewdy's stash could do
Originally posted by Funnygurl555
your hentai collection is commendable. i am both in awe and afraid of you
Originally posted by DaBackpack
might quit having sex every day and focus more on shooting myself in the testicles with an elephant gun
You're playing poker with a tiger, a zebra, a chicken, a raccoon, a starfish, and a gerbil. You're holding Qs Qh and the flop is 10d 6c 6d. The tiger chews its cards a bit and looks really tired and is lying on the floor trying to stay awake, and it checks. The zebra seems really alert and slowly backs away from the tiger and also checks. The chicken is really hyperactive and is jumping around everywhere flapping its wings a bit and bets 3x the minimum. The raccoon folds. The starfish is completely motionless for a while and slowly raises to 10x the minimum. The gerbil VERY smoothly calls, while staring at you slightly creepily. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?
Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. ProofExample
I was going to post something in this but Tidus's question sounds like something my mom would say.
Fuuuuuck that, next person can answer that question ._.
uh... £100. I don't see that much value in the iPad except for a temporary fad that acquires novelty value every time a new one gets released. It's convenient to have a PC as a main computing tool, and a smartphone as a portable but less powerful one, and the iPad seems like a compromise of both to achieve only mediocrity in both directions.
continuation of my earlier question: so you reraise to $500, and the tiger, which had been half asleep before your raise, is suddenly a lot more alert, and thinks for a while and calls. The zebra and chicken both fold. The starfish is again motionless for a while and also calls. The gerbil is all-in for about $200. Then the turn card is 6h and the tiger bets $100 while wagging its tail a lot and the starfish quickly calls. Your reaction?
Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. ProofExample
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