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  • m0de
    Marble Eater
    • Jan 2006
    • 1437

    #61
    Re: Ask the next poster anything.

    geek.

    what is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

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    • Shadow_God_10
      Somewhere, but not here
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Mar 2006
      • 2226

      #62
      Re: Ask the next poster anything.

      I went to hold my girlfriend's hand...and ended up holding the hand of some badass biker dude >.>

      How many bones have you broken

      Originally posted by Svaz
      more like Shad-hoe God am I right haha
      Originally posted by mellon_collie
      TIL women have breasts because of horniness
      Originally posted by bugkid666
      sunfan I fucked up
      Originally posted by MixMasterLar
      Xel claiming that I am incapable of making mistakes and using that logic to paint me as scum does things to my body that I thought only Lewdy's stash could do

      Originally posted by Funnygurl555
      your hentai collection is commendable. i am both in awe and afraid of you
      Originally posted by DaBackpack
      might quit having sex every day and focus more on shooting myself in the testicles with an elephant gun

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      • Mourningfall
        • Jan 2011
        • 1627

        #63
        Re: Ask the next poster anything.

        Seven. Mostly in my arms/hands.

        Would you rather be savagely raped by a Rhino and killed in the process, or feasted upon til death by an endless swarm of ravenous butterflies?

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        • rushyrulz
          Digital Dancing!
          FFR Simfile Author
          FFR Music Producer
          • Feb 2006
          • 12985

          #64
          Re: Ask the next poster anything.

          rape, that would probably be a quicker, sexier death.

          would you rather be forced to clap for 24 hours straight or be forced to hop on one leg wherever you go for the next week?


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          • Shadow_God_10
            Somewhere, but not here
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Mar 2006
            • 2226

            #65
            Re: Ask the next poster anything.

            Clap for 24 hours

            Bunnies or gerbils?

            Originally posted by Svaz
            more like Shad-hoe God am I right haha
            Originally posted by mellon_collie
            TIL women have breasts because of horniness
            Originally posted by bugkid666
            sunfan I fucked up
            Originally posted by MixMasterLar
            Xel claiming that I am incapable of making mistakes and using that logic to paint me as scum does things to my body that I thought only Lewdy's stash could do

            Originally posted by Funnygurl555
            your hentai collection is commendable. i am both in awe and afraid of you
            Originally posted by DaBackpack
            might quit having sex every day and focus more on shooting myself in the testicles with an elephant gun

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            • xNiX
              FFR Player
              • Dec 2012
              • 1063

              #66
              Re: Ask the next poster anything.

              If I squirt milk in your eye, would you call it sexual harassment?

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              • Zapmeister
                FFR Player
                • Sep 2012
                • 466

                #67
                Re: Ask the next poster anything.

                what kind of question is that... uh no

                gerbils to the poster two above me

                You're playing poker with a tiger, a zebra, a chicken, a raccoon, a starfish, and a gerbil. You're holding Qs Qh and the flop is 10d 6c 6d. The tiger chews its cards a bit and looks really tired and is lying on the floor trying to stay awake, and it checks. The zebra seems really alert and slowly backs away from the tiger and also checks. The chicken is really hyperactive and is jumping around everywhere flapping its wings a bit and bets 3x the minimum. The raccoon folds. The starfish is completely motionless for a while and slowly raises to 10x the minimum. The gerbil VERY smoothly calls, while staring at you slightly creepily. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

                Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example

                ask me anything here

                mashed FCs: 329

                r1: 5
                r2: 4
                r3: 6
                r4: 8
                r5: 3
                r6: 5
                r7: 15
                final position: 4th

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                • Pseudo Enigma
                  ごめんなさい (/ω\)
                  • Aug 2012
                  • 2290

                  #68
                  Re: Ask the next poster anything.

                  Raise the pool $500 and put on a scared face as a bluff. I'm winning this pool tonight and taking my rabbit-wife out to dinner.

                  Do you have any anime stuff in your room? If so, what is it?

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                  • Tidus810
                    slimy, yet ... satisfying
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • May 2007
                    • 1244

                    #69
                    Re: Ask the next poster anything.

                    Sadly, no.

                    What are your current short-term goals in life?

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                    • hi19hi19
                      lol happy
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 12194

                      #70
                      Re: Ask the next poster anything.

                      I was going to post something in this but Tidus's question sounds like something my mom would say.
                      Fuuuuuck that, next person can answer that question ._.


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                      • Jonlovesddr
                        h
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 1631

                        #71
                        Re: Ask the next poster anything.

                        To make NY All-State Conference Orchestra, but I'll have to score a 100

                        If it were up to you, how much would you pay for an iPad?

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                        • Zapmeister
                          FFR Player
                          • Sep 2012
                          • 466

                          #72
                          Re: Ask the next poster anything.

                          uh... £100. I don't see that much value in the iPad except for a temporary fad that acquires novelty value every time a new one gets released. It's convenient to have a PC as a main computing tool, and a smartphone as a portable but less powerful one, and the iPad seems like a compromise of both to achieve only mediocrity in both directions.

                          continuation of my earlier question: so you reraise to $500, and the tiger, which had been half asleep before your raise, is suddenly a lot more alert, and thinks for a while and calls. The zebra and chicken both fold. The starfish is again motionless for a while and also calls. The gerbil is all-in for about $200. Then the turn card is 6h and the tiger bets $100 while wagging its tail a lot and the starfish quickly calls. Your reaction?

                          Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example

                          ask me anything here

                          mashed FCs: 329

                          r1: 5
                          r2: 4
                          r3: 6
                          r4: 8
                          r5: 3
                          r6: 5
                          r7: 15
                          final position: 4th

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                          • Pseudo Enigma
                            ごめんなさい (/ω\)
                            • Aug 2012
                            • 2290

                            #73
                            Re: Ask the next poster anything.

                            Check em. They don't got shit.

                            How many times do you eat a day?

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                            • Frenegade
                              FFR Player
                              • Nov 2011
                              • 34

                              #74
                              Re: Ask the next poster anything.

                              3 to 5, with the 5 days consisting of much smaller meals than the 3s.


                              Text the girl twice, or just wait patiently for her to respond to the first message?

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                              • midnghtraver
                                Icarus Moth
                                FFR Music Producer
                                • Jan 2006
                                • 2064

                                #75
                                Re: Ask the next poster anything.

                                Depends entirely on the subject of the message.

                                How many hot dogs are in that dudes sig?

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