I'd like to hear how you bring around your own private restrooms
Because of the fact that I have avoided public restrooms my whole life, my body has become accustomed to only giving me the "oh ****! You gotta go!" signal at times when I would normally be home.
What you consider "stupid" is probably closer to "average." In fact, given that there are no typos on that sign, I suspect that the college you're attending is above-average.
I find this depressing because it's so true. They even used "your" properly... they must be fking geniuses.
Also, last semester at my school there was a posting in the bathrooms of the CS building that went something like this:
If you sprinkle
when you tinkle
please be neat
and wipe the seat
Ironically the girls in my dorm on the second floor got fined for a total of 250 dollars for the year when I dormed last year for the repeated nastiness that was their bathroom. Tampons, blood, shit, piss, condoms, oh my god. Some sleazy mo-fos. Just another reason why I switched to commuting (of many other reasons). Although on my guys side, it may not have been as bad, but there was often piss on the seats because people can't fuggin lift the seat.
"AW MAN, WE SUCK AGAIN!"
- Rob Schneider, The Waterboy (1998)
Sometimes when I am in a mad rush to shit and the toilet seat is up I do this motion where I am both putting the lid down and quickly sitting on said lid at the same time, but I have this nagging fear that at some point I am going to sit down wrong and somehow slam my nuts underneath the lid.
Sometimes when I am in a mad rush to shit and the toilet seat is up I do this motion where I am both putting the lid down and quickly sitting on said lid at the same time, but I have this nagging fear that at some point I am going to sit down wrong and somehow slam my nuts underneath the lid.
Comment