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  • pokelda
    ⁽ ´ཀ`⁾
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Jun 2006
    • 3876
    #16
    Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

    why did you make this thread, i had a bet with someone that no one would make a bday thread for sarah >/

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      • GG_Guru
        Let em' do what they want
        • Mar 2006
        • 3219
        #17
        Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

        Originally posted by pokelda
        i hate all of you
        <---- Got issues man?

        Anyways, Happy Birthday Sarah! Have a great 19th.

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          • nuclearsamurai
            huehuehue
            • Jul 2007
            • 1211
            #18
            Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

            Originally posted by pokelda
            why did you make this thread, i had a bet with someone that no one would make a bday thread for sarah >/
            Don't make bets that you know you'll lose.

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              • StormKlowd61
                Is Cold Kitten? T-Force?
                • Jan 2007
                • 489
                #19
                Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                Happy birthday!!!
                *Helps badman with cake*.
                I am either Cold Kitten or T-Force.
                You will never be able to tell which being I am.
                In fact, which one am I now?

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                  • MeaCulpa
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 841
                    #20
                    Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                    Happy 19th! Now that you're legal, go drink and gamble while buying cigarettes. Just because you can.

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                      • sarahxjane
                        FFR Veteran
                        • Aug 2005
                        • 2109
                        #21
                        Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                        Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                        whatever you do... don't **** a walros.
                        Too late.
                        >_>
                        <_<



                        Thanks everyone.
                        Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                        whatever you do... don't **** a walros.
                        Originally posted by funmonkey54
                        *knock knock*
                        *opens door*
                        Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
                        Um, ok. May I help you?
                        Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?

                        as of December 11th 2009.
                        Proud One Hander! 113 AAAs & 295 Full Combos

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                          • MalDON
                            Retired Staff
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 619
                            #22
                            Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                            Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                            whatever you do... don't **** a walros.
                            Ewps.

                            Happy Birthday!

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                              • funmonkey54
                                The Chill Keeper
                                • Oct 2007
                                • 4127
                                #23
                                Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                                Get naked, sit on your family member's pillows, and laugh.
                                Happy Birthday!

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                                  • All_That_Chaz
                                    Supreme Dictator For Life
                                    • Apr 2004
                                    • 5874
                                    #24
                                    Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                                    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
                                    Back to "Back to Earth"
                                    Originally posted by FoJaR
                                    dammit chaz
                                    Originally posted by FoJaR
                                    god dammit chaz
                                    Originally posted by MalReynolds
                                    I bet when you live in a glass house, the temptation to throw stones is magnified strictly because you're not supposed to.

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                                      • John McPain
                                        FFR Player
                                        • Nov 2008
                                        • 34
                                        #25
                                        Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                                        Showing love, even though you hate me.
                                        Happy brifday, hope you don't get ripped off for christmas.


                                        *edit*
                                        omg funmonkie you need help.
                                        Last edited by John McPain; 12-10-2008, 07:45 PM. Reason: <3
                                        Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                                        go shoot yourself.

                                        <3.
                                        Originally posted by MalReynolds
                                        I no longer trust your judgment in things I should stick my penis in.

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                                          • funmonkey54
                                            The Chill Keeper
                                            • Oct 2007
                                            • 4127
                                            #26
                                            Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                                            Originally posted by All_That_Chaz
                                            Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
                                            LOL! I can see the situation now.

                                            Sarah's family is gone buying groceries. She quickly strips down to no clothes and hops on her father's bed. She rubs her crotch quickly all across the surface of his pillow then gets dressed fast.

                                            Later that night, her father lays his head down after a long day. In his sleep, he is having a sex dream and begins passionately licking his pillow. He wakes up later that morning to change his underwear due to its state of dampness. He gets a confused face, sticks out his tongue, and takes something off of it. He inspects it closely and exclaims rather loudly:

                                            "Is that a hair?"

                                            Sarah hears him and pees her pants in laughter.

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                                              • x After Dawn x
                                                FFR Veteran
                                                • Jul 2007
                                                • 1613
                                                #27
                                                Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                                                Happy birthday.
                                                Originally posted by Djr Rap dancer
                                                Alcohol make peoples retard.
                                                Drink for forget you are retard and this bring you more retard.
                                                Just take nicotine patch lol

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                                                  • MalDON
                                                    Retired Staff
                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                    • 619
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                                                    Originally posted by funmonkey54
                                                    LOL! I can see the situation now.

                                                    Sarah's family is gone buying groceries. She quickly strips down to no clothes and hops on her father's bed. She rubs her crotch quickly all across the surface of his pillow then gets dressed fast.

                                                    Later that night, her father lays his head down after a long day. In his sleep, he is having a sex dream and begins passionately licking his pillow. He wakes up later that morning to change his underwear due to its state of dampness. He gets a confused face, sticks out his tongue, and takes something off of it. He inspects it closely and exclaims rather loudly:

                                                    "Is that a hair?"

                                                    Sarah hears him and pees her pants in laughter.
                                                    What ... the ... ****!?@!#

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                                                      • Quigly
                                                        nah
                                                        • Jan 2008
                                                        • 3506
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                                                        Originally posted by funmonkey54
                                                        LOL! I can see the situation now.

                                                        Sarah's family is gone buying groceries. She quickly strips down to no clothes and hops on her father's bed. She rubs her crotch quickly all across the surface of his pillow then gets dressed fast.

                                                        Later that night, her father lays his head down after a long day. In his sleep, he is having a sex dream and begins passionately licking his pillow. He wakes up later that morning to change his underwear due to its state of dampness. He gets a confused face, sticks out his tongue, and takes something off of it. He inspects it closely and exclaims rather loudly:

                                                        "Is that a hair?"

                                                        Sarah hears him and pees her pants in laughter.
                                                        Whatever you're on give me some.

                                                        BTW: HAPPY BIRFDAY!!!!
                                                        nah

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                                                          • jugglinguy
                                                            Use me as a porta-potty
                                                            • Dec 2006
                                                            • 4319
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                                                            I hope you and your detachable dick have fun together!
                                                            Originally posted by Jem
                                                            Jem is my name. No one else is the same!

                                                            You're Aja Leith of the Holograms! You're very exotic, intelligent and sophisticated.

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