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  • #16
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    pokelda
    • Jun 2006
    • 3878
    Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

    why did you make this thread, i had a bet with someone that no one would make a bday thread for sarah >/

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      • #17
        Let em' do what they want
        GG_Guru
        • Mar 2006
        • 3219
        Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

        Originally posted by pokelda
        i hate all of you
        <---- Got issues man?

        Anyways, Happy Birthday Sarah! Have a great 19th.

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          • #18
            huehuehue
            nuclearsamurai
            • Jul 2007
            • 1211
            Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

            Originally posted by pokelda
            why did you make this thread, i had a bet with someone that no one would make a bday thread for sarah >/
            Don't make bets that you know you'll lose.

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              • #19
                Is Cold Kitten? T-Force?
                StormKlowd61
                • Jan 2007
                • 489
                Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                Happy birthday!!!
                *Helps badman with cake*.
                I am either Cold Kitten or T-Force.
                You will never be able to tell which being I am.
                In fact, which one am I now?

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                  • #20
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    MeaCulpa
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 841
                    Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                    Happy 19th! Now that you're legal, go drink and gamble while buying cigarettes. Just because you can.

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                      • #21
                        FFR Veteran
                        sarahxjane
                        • Aug 2005
                        • 2109
                        Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                        Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                        whatever you do... don't **** a walros.
                        Too late.
                        >_>
                        <_<



                        Thanks everyone.
                        Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                        whatever you do... don't **** a walros.
                        Originally posted by funmonkey54
                        *knock knock*
                        *opens door*
                        Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
                        Um, ok. May I help you?
                        Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?

                        as of December 11th 2009.
                        Proud One Hander! 113 AAAs & 295 Full Combos

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                          • #22
                            Retired Staff
                            MalDON
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 619
                            Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                            Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                            whatever you do... don't **** a walros.
                            Ewps.

                            Happy Birthday!

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                              • #23
                                The Chill Keeper
                                funmonkey54
                                • Oct 2007
                                • 4127
                                Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                                Get naked, sit on your family member's pillows, and laugh.
                                Happy Birthday!

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                                  • #24
                                    Supreme Dictator For Life
                                    All_That_Chaz
                                    • Apr 2004
                                    • 5874
                                    Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                                    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
                                    Back to "Back to Earth"
                                    Originally posted by FoJaR
                                    dammit chaz
                                    Originally posted by FoJaR
                                    god dammit chaz
                                    Originally posted by MalReynolds
                                    I bet when you live in a glass house, the temptation to throw stones is magnified strictly because you're not supposed to.

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                                      • #25
                                        FFR Player
                                        John McPain
                                        • Nov 2008
                                        • 34
                                        Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                                        Showing love, even though you hate me.
                                        Happy brifday, hope you don't get ripped off for christmas.


                                        *edit*
                                        omg funmonkie you need help.
                                        Last edited by John McPain; 12-10-2008, 08:45 PM. Reason: <3
                                        Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                                        go shoot yourself.

                                        <3.
                                        Originally posted by MalReynolds
                                        I no longer trust your judgment in things I should stick my penis in.

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                                          • #26
                                            The Chill Keeper
                                            funmonkey54
                                            • Oct 2007
                                            • 4127
                                            Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                                            Originally posted by All_That_Chaz
                                            Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
                                            LOL! I can see the situation now.

                                            Sarah's family is gone buying groceries. She quickly strips down to no clothes and hops on her father's bed. She rubs her crotch quickly all across the surface of his pillow then gets dressed fast.

                                            Later that night, her father lays his head down after a long day. In his sleep, he is having a sex dream and begins passionately licking his pillow. He wakes up later that morning to change his underwear due to its state of dampness. He gets a confused face, sticks out his tongue, and takes something off of it. He inspects it closely and exclaims rather loudly:

                                            "Is that a hair?"

                                            Sarah hears him and pees her pants in laughter.

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                                              • #27
                                                FFR Veteran
                                                x After Dawn x
                                                • Jul 2007
                                                • 1613
                                                Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                                                Happy birthday.
                                                Originally posted by Djr Rap dancer
                                                Alcohol make peoples retard.
                                                Drink for forget you are retard and this bring you more retard.
                                                Just take nicotine patch lol

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                                                  • #28
                                                    Retired Staff
                                                    MalDON
                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                    • 619
                                                    Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                                                    Originally posted by funmonkey54
                                                    LOL! I can see the situation now.

                                                    Sarah's family is gone buying groceries. She quickly strips down to no clothes and hops on her father's bed. She rubs her crotch quickly all across the surface of his pillow then gets dressed fast.

                                                    Later that night, her father lays his head down after a long day. In his sleep, he is having a sex dream and begins passionately licking his pillow. He wakes up later that morning to change his underwear due to its state of dampness. He gets a confused face, sticks out his tongue, and takes something off of it. He inspects it closely and exclaims rather loudly:

                                                    "Is that a hair?"

                                                    Sarah hears him and pees her pants in laughter.
                                                    What ... the ... ****!?@!#

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                                                      • #29
                                                        nah
                                                        Quigly
                                                        • Jan 2008
                                                        • 3506
                                                        Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                                                        Originally posted by funmonkey54
                                                        LOL! I can see the situation now.

                                                        Sarah's family is gone buying groceries. She quickly strips down to no clothes and hops on her father's bed. She rubs her crotch quickly all across the surface of his pillow then gets dressed fast.

                                                        Later that night, her father lays his head down after a long day. In his sleep, he is having a sex dream and begins passionately licking his pillow. He wakes up later that morning to change his underwear due to its state of dampness. He gets a confused face, sticks out his tongue, and takes something off of it. He inspects it closely and exclaims rather loudly:

                                                        "Is that a hair?"

                                                        Sarah hears him and pees her pants in laughter.
                                                        Whatever you're on give me some.

                                                        BTW: HAPPY BIRFDAY!!!!
                                                        nah

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                                                          • #30
                                                            Use me as a porta-potty
                                                            jugglinguy
                                                            • Dec 2006
                                                            • 4319
                                                            Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                                                            I hope you and your detachable dick have fun together!
                                                            Originally posted by Jem
                                                            Jem is my name. No one else is the same!

                                                            You're Aja Leith of the Holograms! You're very exotic, intelligent and sophisticated.

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