Corrupt a Wish Game

**zajac** · 01-24-2005, 11:06 PM

Everyone dies, but instead of a cute boy, you are just left with a Polak, being me, to restart mankind...

I wish Zildjian would please stop trying to convince me to eat out my g/f... Sick bastard... lol

**buttonkiller** · 01-25-2005, 08:07 AM

zijlidan stops trying to make you....but by doing so she dies and you r no longer able to restart mankind

i wish i could become enorexic

**Afrobean** · 01-25-2005, 01:37 PM

You become annorexic, but you become so thin that everyone makes a big deal out of it. They kidnap you and do one of these interventions. You get very pissed off at all these people who kidnapped you and you end up killing all of them brutally with a plunger. You get tried for murder and you get life in jail. Then, rather than dying, and ending your terrible life in jail, you live forever, somehow, in jail, and you must forever live with being buttraped by large black men every night until the end of forever.

I wish that I'd die right now. (ha! try and turn that around on me, and don't try the "but your bowels empty" line. I've already realized that with death comes the emptying of bowels. Also, please note that I actually have no desire to die, I'm just trying to have a little fun with this game.)

**buttonkiller** · 01-26-2005, 10:00 AM

i can turn it around on you...

you die but then you come back to life because god said so and then you watch all your loved ones slowly being mutulated and must watch it all and cannot even blink, then you attempt suicide but fail and the vision of them dying is constantly in your mind...

i wish i could win a dollar

**Matthew4444** · 01-26-2005, 11:36 AM

You win a dollar, as your prize for winning the Heart & Stroke foundation lottery. Now how much did that ticket cost you?

I wish for 1337-admin powers.

**buttonkiller** · 01-26-2005, 11:40 AM

your wish comes true but then you become corrupted and slaughter little bunnies everywhere but then they gang up on you and rip your flesh off of you ALIVE

i wish that i wasnt so popular

**Layla-Day** · 01-26-2005, 12:13 PM

you arent popular anymore, but then no one pays attention to you, and then you die lonely and unhappy and you are forced to leave your fortune to your twelve cats Me Me, Ke Ke, Meow Meow, Whiskers, Le Le, Oliver, Missy, Tori, Candi, Catnip, Gabby, And Killer.

I wish easy-mac came in bigger boxes.

**Afrobean** · 01-26-2005, 12:15 PM

Easy Mac comes in bigger boxes, but it costs a lot more.

I wish that this game was more fun.

**Layla-Day** · 01-26-2005, 04:36 PM

the game is more fun, but then stupid postwhores come and flame the whole thing, and the mods get so pissed, the close the whole website. (very unlikely)

I wish I could stop wishing and start getting.

**buttonkiller** · 01-28-2005, 10:54 AM

you start getting but then your mom catches you and are brutaly punished

i wish the hell and heaven could become one

**Layla-Day** · 01-28-2005, 12:45 PM

hell and heaven become one, but then everone will start killing and stealing, and no matter what, they get away with it.

I wish I had every cd in the world.

**jujo07** · 01-29-2005, 01:58 PM

You get every CD in the world, but they're all broken into little tiny pieces so you can't listen to them, you just have them.

I wish guys would see me as a girl, and not "just another one of the guys"

**VashtheGunman7** · 01-29-2005, 03:08 PM

You get seen as a girl until someone sees your penis

I wish that I could blow up people with the touch of a finger by hitting pressure ponits in there body

**HansSky** · 01-29-2005, 03:33 PM

u blow urslf up lol gg noob

i wish i had parnts LOL

**Afrobean** · 01-30-2005, 07:09 AM

u have parnts but tehn u nevr get nonn form teh slut down teh strett cuz ur wang is covred lolololoololololololololololololol

Wow... that was really stupid.

K, my wish is for the girl I like to break up with the loser she's going out with so I can have a chance with her.

Corrupt a Wish Game

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