The Protector

[jewpinthethird]

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Tony Jaa: Christ Warrior
Tagline: Science stole their Jesus, now it's time for the Christ Warrior to get him back.

Plot (warning: spoilers): Tony Jaa is hired by George W. Bush to execute the covert operation War on Atheism. Tony Jaa goes around killing the worlds greatest thinkers. George W. Bush thinks Tony Jaa is just killing too slow, so GWB decides to nuke the world. Those who arent killed by the nukes either get AIDs or cancer and die off, including Tony Jaa. Nicolas Cage is the last living person...but some cult of mutant humans decided to burn him alive in a huge wicker man. Tony Jaa, comes back from the dead to save Nicolas Cage from the wicker man, but fails to do so. Tony Jaa, turns out, is asexual and re-polluates Earth.

[emptiness]

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F'in A

[sleeplessdragn]

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Tony Jaa: Christ Warrior
Tagline: Science stole their Jesus, now it's time for the Christ Warrior to get him back.

Plot (warning: spoilers): Tony Jaa is hired by George W. Bush to execute the covert operation War on Atheism. Tony Jaa goes around killing the worlds greatest thinkers. George W. Bush thinks Tony Jaa is just killing too slow, so GWB decides to nuke the world. Those who arent killed by the nukes either get AIDs or cancer and die off, including Tony Jaa. Nicolas Cage is the last living person...but some cult of mutant humans decided to burn him alive in a huge wicker man. Tony Jaa, comes back from the dead to save Nicolas Cage from the wicker man, but fails to do so. Tony Jaa, turns out, is asexual and re-polluates Earth.

Won't work because nothing was stolen from Tony Jaa that he was raised to always cherish and protect even though he had no idea for what reason he was cherishing and protecting it, but he would eventually learn the real reasons for why he was cherishing and protecting it.

[MalReynolds]

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Makl whether there was a coherent plotline or not, some of the stunt work in Tom Yun Goong make opther martial arts movies look like ****. Actually, I went to my friend's house and watched the original version of TYG and Fearless w/ Jet Li on his plasma. All four of us came to the conclusion that Tony Jaa probably could whip Jet Li's ass. TYG is THAT GOOD.

Also, the temple scene with the Capoiera Guy is one of the best scenes in the movie. That guy could probably kick Eddie's ass too. XD

Movies, for me, have to be more than a game of merry hob and pretty pretty lights. Substance tends to be a requirement.

[duhh_]

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Makl whether there was a coherent plotline or not, some of the stunt work in Tom Yun Goong make opther martial arts movies look like ****. Actually, I went to my friend's house and watched the original version of TYG and Fearless w/ Jet Li on his plasma. All four of us came to the conclusion that Tony Jaa probably could whip Jet Li's ass. TYG is THAT GOOD.

Also, the temple scene with the Capoiera Guy is one of the best scenes in the movie. That guy could probably kick Eddie's ass too. XD

heh, i saw this movie about a year ago
naw, the scene at the end where he fights all those people is the best.


and jet li is still better. ^^

**spoiler**

for anyone who wants to see the scene chomers talkin about go here.
(although the music is changed.) That is a bad @ss scene but still nowhere near as insane as the end....

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8514518157668120764&q=ong+bak&hl=en

**/spoiler***

[Varia]

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The best part in the movie is when the baby elephant gets thrown through a window.

[emptiness]

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lol thats messed up

[yelruf3]

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I saw The Covenant instead of The Protector....

AND I was warned that I wouldn't The Covenant that much...

am I the baby elephant?

[jewpinthethird]

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God, anyone who willingly goes to see the Covenant should be shot.

[emptiness]

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I saw The Covenant instead of The Protector....

Bad Call

[aznsky]

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it's a good action movie, popcorn fun.

The funny thing is the reason why the story was confusing is because the american version edited 25 minutes... which is probably all story

[emptiness]

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There wasnt really a story anyway..even if the 25 minutes remained in the film.

[duhh_]

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naw there was a story.




it just really sucked

[aznsky]

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There wasnt really a story anyway..even if the 25 minutes remained in the film.

i saw the original it actually helped the flow of the story

[sleeplessdragn]

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I only saw this film because my friend worked at the theatre and got me in free. He also got me a ****load of popcorn for free. It was a very free flowing type of night.