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  • Afrobean
    Admiral in the Red Army
    • Dec 2003
    • 13262

    #16
    Yea, since when does someone who is basically indestructible need a space suit?

    Seriously, Superman is the most over powered super hero ever. Sure it makes for awesomeness in some ways, but then other times you're just sitting there waiting for that fucking Doomsday monster to come kill him. You know what I mean?

    In conclusion, Superman must die for being too awesome.

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    • Omeganitros
      auauauau
      • Jun 2003
      • 8897

      #17
      Everyone should read Brian Clevinger's essay on Superman some time.

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      • esupin
        FFR Player
        • Nov 2003
        • 1756

        #18
        Originally posted by Afrobean
        Yea, since when does someone who is basically indestructible need a space suit?
        I always assumed he needed to breathe air...

        http://www.youtube.com/esupin

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        • Tasselfoot
          Retired BOSS
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Jul 2003
          • 25185

          #19
          esupin... as per some Superman episode (Lois & Clark or the cartoon, I don't recall)... he could hold his breath for about 30 minutes. So, he needs air, but not that often.
          RIP

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          • whorlichan
            Tiny Plastic Meat
            • Apr 2004
            • 669

            #20
            Originally posted by Omeganitros
            Everyone should read Brian Clevinger's essay on Superman some time.
            I did. It's here (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=050203) if anyone else wants to read it. It's amusing, but doesn't strike me as all that likely. The Council dudes refused to believe that the planet was going to explode when Jor-El told them so...I think if they really were going to try and take over the world (PINKY!)--er, universe, they would pay more attention to their own planet while they were STILL ON IT.

            Personally, I think everyone should read Larry Niven's "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" essay. (http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html) It's a hilarious treatise on why Superman can't have kids with Lois Lane.
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            • 180digi
              FFR Player
              • May 2004
              • 969

              #21
              Originally posted by whorlichan
              (PINKY!)
              Pinky, are you pondering what im pondering?

              I think so Brain, but if Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, why do they keep singing it?
              You'll never walk alone.

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