Tips For Making Generic Techno Music

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  • Redorigami
    Call me Massive Swallow
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Oct 2005
    • 3162

    #31
    Re: Tips For Making Generic Techno Music

    31)remix a remix of a remix and call it your own and original, hoping people get lost along the way.
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    • sleeplessdragn
      ~Bang that beat Harder~
      FFR Simfile Author
      FFR Music Producer
      • Jan 2004
      • 2321

      #32
      Re: Tips For Making Generic Techno Music

      Originally posted by Pyroshock
      28) Make at least one reference to the loudness of your bass during the course of the song
      AHAHAHAHA.

      Feeeeeeel the BASSbassbass

      EDIT: 33. A quiet white male vocalist.
      Last edited by sleeplessdragn; 12-22-2007, 04:48 PM.

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      • Verruckter
        FFR Player
        • Apr 2004
        • 2707

        #33
        Re: Tips For Making Generic Techno Music

        34) Make sure you really, really feel your own song. No matter how much you've abused of the preceding tips.
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        • Draigun
          om nom nom nom.
          FFR Music Producer
          • Jun 2004
          • 751

          #34
          Re: Tips For Making Generic Techno Music

          35) A robot vocalist.
          What?

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          • Arcsynth
            FFR Veteran
            • Jul 2007
            • 280

            #35
            Re: Tips For Making Generic Techno Music

            36) Acid is your friend.

            ex 1h, mostly spread now when i play

            <3

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            • arsonistsgetallthegirls
              FFR Player
              • Jun 2007
              • 459

              #36
              Re: Tips For Making Generic Techno Music

              37) Involve DDR in any way
              one hand, no mercy...

              [Trust me, This user is your friend.]

              Originally posted by Zeron
              Holy ****, civility in the forums?! My head just asploded.
              Wait, What?

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              • Professor Raine
                FFR Player
                • May 2007
                • 1560

                #37
                Re: Tips For Making Generic Techno Music

                38. Have a male vocalist say "Uhnss" one per beat throgh the entire song


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                • Problems
                  FFR Player
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 513

                  #38
                  Re: Tips For Making Generic Techno Music

                  When you're completely done with your song, speed it up and make the pitch really high so that any voice sounds like alvin and the chipmunks on helium and the bpm is rediculous. As soon as you're done with that, lay random rap tracks that are completely offbeat to the song.

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                  • sleeplessdragn
                    ~Bang that beat Harder~
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    FFR Music Producer
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 2321

                    #39
                    Re: Tips For Making Generic Techno Music

                    That sounds like the most ungeneric techno I've ever heard.

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                    • DXY
                      FFR Player
                      • Jun 2006
                      • 56

                      #40
                      Re: Tips For Making Generic Techno Music

                      39) Tambourine 8ths. Never stopping. Ever.

                      40) 130 BPM. Everything else IS A CRIME.

                      41) That 808 cowbell sound, that's not actually like a cowbell, more like a sparrow hitting a milk bottle.
                      Last edited by DXY; 12-23-2007, 03:41 PM.
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                      • robertsona
                        missa in h-moll
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 4000

                        #41
                        Re: Tips For Making Generic Techno Music

                        42. 16th note synths that start low, get higher, peak, and then drop again.
                        43. End with a door slamming.

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                        • LLaMaSaUceYup
                          FFR Player
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 3759

                          #42
                          Re: Tips For Making Generic Techno Music

                          Originally posted by Problems
                          When you're completely done with your song, speed it up and make the pitch really high so that any voice sounds like alvin and the chipmunks on helium and the bpm is rediculous. As soon as you're done with that, lay random rap tracks that are completely offbeat to the song.
                          That made me lol'.

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                          • Pyroshock
                            ε=-dΦ/dt
                            FFR Music Producer
                            • Jul 2006
                            • 1170

                            #43
                            Re: Tips For Making Generic Techno Music

                            Originally posted by DXY
                            40) 130 BPM. Everything else IS A CRIME.
                            I think 140 is more common.

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                            • DXY
                              FFR Player
                              • Jun 2006
                              • 56

                              #44
                              Re: Tips For Making Generic Techno Music

                              Originally posted by Pyroshock
                              I think 140 is more common.
                              For trance, yeah. Techno's a bit slower than trance, usually.

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                              • Starshot
                                /DJS\
                                FFR Music Producer
                                • Dec 2004
                                • 1794

                                #45
                                Re: Tips For Making Generic Techno Music

                                Originally posted by Problems
                                When you're completely done with your song, speed it up and make the pitch really high so that any voice sounds like alvin and the chipmunks on helium and the bpm is rediculous. As soon as you're done with that, lay random rap tracks that are completely offbeat to the song.
                                You win this thread.

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