Will we ever find Osama

[Ridge]

he might as well just give himself up. i doubt any1 will want to work like that after they captured saddam.. i mean saddam's whole way of underground warfare was never to be taken alive or like die for whatever ur working for, and then we have saddam in a fucking hole coming out all "dun shoot meh" and it makes him and his organization look like a piece of crap. i doubt there will be any large scale anything any after that. but still theres always a chance..

[VxDx]

You think that terrorism depends on the American public image of the organizations? You think Osama cares at all what happened to Saddam?

[Ridge]

its not our image of them, it's theirs.. they see him surrendering to american forces while he taught the same people of terrorist attacks "sacrifice ur life for whatever you'll have 800 virgin" and meanwhile hes begging for his life. so the terros are like fuck that

[Lightknight924]

I think he's somewhere out there. Europe with the plastic surgery. Who knows he could be in secret mines in China or something.

[Lightknight924]

uh.....oh........whoops never meant to bump this back up here sorry FFR for making an illegal act.

[The_Q]

But now i have doubt after finding Sodamn Insane hiding in a hole with his front teeth pulled out i dont know. I always thought of Sodamn as kind of smart or at least he could buy brains but no he doesnt get plastic surgury he, pulls out his teeth.

Saddam, however poorly he treated his people, was not "retarded." In fact, his goal was not entirely to escape. The reason he managed to keep power for so long was because he wanted the power. He had a plan hatched all along in case something like this were to happen.

His goal: Escape attacks from the invaders and return to take power later. Now, what would blow some of his credibility out of the window? Changing how he looks. If he comes back and claims to be Saddam Hussein, who'd believe him? Only the people who put DNA tests on him. Even then, that's a great way for people to show that they trust him. In fact, he'd probably head for a different country, stay there a while, show his face a few times, then return.

If you're going to post anything in CT, please make it intelligible, well written, and not something about your own personal biases in stale topics that will only attract people who will post one sentence in reply about how they "hate _______ too!" Oh, and as your mother said, name calling is wrong. Especially in an intellectual community. I'd appreciate you never commiting the indignity of mocking Hussein's name again.

Q

[Snapps]

I think if we find Osamu it will be a greater accomplishment than finding Osama.

And probably a lot more fun.

[Lightknight924]

Yes, but the matter is if we find him should he be put to death or life sentenced

[The_Q]

Yes, but the matter is if we find him should he be put to death or life sentenced

Or set free.

Q

[Afrobean]

Can Osama even be legally tried with anything under US law?

Maybe conspiracy to commit mass murder or something like that, but he didn't really do anything. He didn't fly those planes into the buildings.

[Tps222]

America should fake the capture of Osama, since Osama is just a public figure, and most people don't understand that terrorism will run without him, and he has a whole organization to carry out long after him. At least if peopel think he is captured they would feel much more safer, because, quite frankly, the capture of him will do nothing to terrorism.

[jewpinthethird]

America should fake the capture of Osama, since Osama is just a public figure, and most people don't understand that terrorism will run without him, and he has a whole organization to carry out long after him. At least if peopel think he is captured they would feel much more safer, because, quite frankly, the capture of him will do nothing to terrorism.

But then what happens when the real Osama gets his own sitcom on UPN? People will do that whole "double take" thing and go "Waaaaaah?" and then George W. Bush will be all "Hey, remember when we said we capturesed Osama bin Laden? Yeah? Well, it was a prank..ya'll just been Punk'd!" and then Ashton Kutcher will come running in to the Oval Office with his stupid stupid trucker hat and say something stupid. And then everyone will laugh and laugh and laugh. And then Osama bin Laden will walk into the Oval Office and start laughing and then GWB will be all "Hey, Osama, wanna come on over to Camp David for the weekend? We'll ride some horses, have ourselves a B-B-Q and maybe watch a movie or two, knocking back a few drinks, and discuss our differences over some fresh Apple Pie? Whadda ya say?"

But Osama bin Laden will kindly decline his offer saying "that sounds like great fun George, but this new sitcom is eating up most of my free time. So I cant this weekend. Though, can I take a raincheck?"

To which George W Bush will reply, "sure thing buddy ol'pal. Hey, you doin' anything tonight? The Firstlady is making her famous pot roast tonight, why dont you stop by?"

"Well, I am free for the rest of tonight, and I'd love you meet your family. So sure, what time should I stop by?"

"Hmm...around 6 pm."

"Great!"

"Great! See you at 6 then!"

"Yeah, hey, you want me to bring anything?"

"Naw, that's alright, I got everything covered."

"You sure?"

"Sure as sure"

"Great, see you at 6!"

[Tps222]

That's the 2nd time you made me laugh tonight Jewp. I heart you.

[vashthestampede0987]

Then GWB would walk in on his daughters being fucked by Bill Clinton. Nonetheless Tps is right about the fact that no one realizes that terrorism will continue even if we do catch Osama.

[Tps222]

I thought his daugters were lesbo? This topic should be locked, because it is going nowhere, and SOMEONE on my IP bumped it.