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  • Snowcrafta
    V's beta-male entourage
    • May 2005
    • 2873

    #16
    Re: V A M A

    You have to sing it in North Korean too

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    • Zapmeister
      FFR Player
      • Sep 2012
      • 466

      #17
      Re: V A M A

      You're playing poker with a tiger, a blue whale, an elephant, a tyrannosaur, and an amoeba. You're holding Jh 4d and the flop is 6s Js 8h. The tiger looks a little frustrated, messes around with its chips a bit, casually glares around at the other players, and checks. The blue whale swims around in tight circles around the table and checks. The elephant emotionlessly waves its trunk around a bit, kicks up a little bit of dust on the floor, and checks. The tyrannosaur already folded preflop. The amoeba immediately goes all-in for 8 times the minimum. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

      How much duct tape do you think you've used in your entire lifetime up until now?

      You heroically rescue a random stranger from drowning in a fast-flowing river. But you do it in a way that is so clichéd and overly dramatic, similar to how it's done in a movie, that everybody who was watching you do it thought that both of you were being filmed as part of a movie or something and so didn't step in to help you. Exactly 2 days later, it starts raining. How are these two events related?

      Why is the value of bitcoins falling off a cliff again?

      Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example

      ask me anything here

      mashed FCs: 329

      r1: 5
      r2: 4
      r3: 6
      r4: 8
      r5: 3
      r6: 5
      r7: 15
      final position: 4th

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