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  • PaperclipGames
    Mrow~
    • May 2008
    • 648

    #16
    Re: Ask Clippy Anything

    Originally posted by Zapmeister
    You're playing poker with a tiger, a panda, a polar bear, a woodlouse, and a shoebill. You're holding Jc 10c and the flop is Kh 7h 9c. The tiger yawns really loudly, lies flat on the floor, tries to go to sleep, remembers it's his turn, casually bets the minimum, and goes to sleep. The panda folds instantly. The polar bear looks scornfully at the woodlouse and shoebill as if both of them have bad-beaten him earlier on or something and raises to 3x. The woodlouse confidently calls. The shoebill jumps around a lot, laughs at the polar bear's face, and eventually calms down and calls too. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?
    The tiger may have low pair, middle pair tops. The polar bear might be bluffing, just to try and make the others fold (unsuccessfully). Considering there were three calls for 3x the bet, odds are very high one of them has a king. Then the only way for me to win is if I get an 8, 10 twice, J twice or two clovers - the odds for these are all pretty small. If I were playing with chips that hold no value, I'd at the least call, possibly re-raise to 6x. If it were about money, I think I'd fold.
    Originally posted by Zapmeister
    If you're a tourist in the Netherlands can you get by with just speaking English, or would you need to learn Dutch?
    You'd be able to do fine enough. Many people here know some English, although most are shit at it.
    Originally posted by Zapmeister
    How often do you realise the irony of hitting a "good" not being a good thing in ffr?
    Not nearly as often as the irony of an "amazing" being somehow more perfect than a "perfect".
    Originally posted by Zapmeister
    Suppse you discover a cure for cancer. However, you also know that this cure will eventually lead to plankton being extinct in about 500 years, if it's made available everywhere. What do you do?
    A. Share the cure freely with everybody
    B. Share the cure and use the money to try and genetically modify something else to act as a replacement for plankton
    C. Share the cure with only those prepared to pay huge amounts for it, like an auction
    D. Share the cure with only those whose first name is Steve (or some other name of your choice)
    E. Kill all the plankton first by some other means and then share the cure
    F. Destroy all evidence of the cure
    G. Create a fake cure that kills those who take it
    H. Walk into a TK Maxx fitting room and close the door and wait for about 5 minutes and yell extremely loudly "THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE"
    It depends. If there were people I care about suffering from cancer, I'd make sure they'd get the treatment. Although, I wouldn't share the cure worldwide, considering many people don't seem to deserve such a thing; let alone if it would do massive harm to nature. If plankton goes extinct, so will a lot of sealife. I think the human race has a lot lower priority (given the fact that we only pollute, kill, destroy and multiply, and use our knowledge and general intelligence for the wrong things). I suppose I would go for F, or an alternate option "share the cure with specific people of my liking".

    Originally posted by EzExZeRo7497
    Also, how do you pronounce your name?
    I think you're a pretty cool guy. You seem to take FFR maybe a little too serious though? Then again I can't really judge. I'm afraid I can't really say much more about it. I like it when you're in Skype! So that's a good thing. :3
    Alex is prounced the Dutch way; the A doesn't exactly exist in English. I suppose the a's in "la plage" (French) come close enough. The e in my name is like in "bell". I'm perfectly fine with people pronouncing my name the English way at this point though (I used to find it sound too feminine and weird - but I'm used to it by now).
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    • Snowcrafta
      V's beta-male entourage
      • May 2005
      • 2873

      #17
      Re: Ask Clippy Anything

      Nope don't know you

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      • PaperclipGames
        Mrow~
        • May 2008
        • 648

        #18
        Re: Ask Clippy Anything

        fk u
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        • Lambdadelta
          D7 Elite Keymasher
          • Oct 2012
          • 1152

          #19
          Re: Ask Clippy Anything

          Meow?

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          • PaperclipGames
            Mrow~
            • May 2008
            • 648

            #20
            Re: Ask Clippy Anything

            Meow! =w=
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            • Bluearrowll
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              • Nov 2007
              • 7376

              #21
              Re: Ask Clippy Anything

              I cleaned my room the other day. Each time I clean my room I tend to misplace one thing that I need almost immediately after. It just so happened that I was looking for my paperclips after I cleaned and discovered that I had now misplaced them. It is a box of 100 paperclips that is still relatively full. They are somewhere in my room. Where abouts should I look? They were last on my desk.
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              • PaperclipGames
                Mrow~
                • May 2008
                • 648

                #22
                Re: Ask Clippy Anything

                That's funny, I tend to do the same thing. There are two options: you have something with drawers (which you don't use for clothes). Check that. Otherwise, check any table/nightstand/etc. If that still doesn't work, check if the box hasn't simply fallen off your desk.
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                • Zapmeister
                  FFR Player
                  • Sep 2012
                  • 466

                  #23
                  Re: Ask Clippy Anything

                  Originally posted by PaperclipGames
                  Then the only way for me to win is if I get an 8, 10 twice, J twice or two clovers
                  or a Queen. you're not very good at poker are you :P

                  Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example

                  ask me anything here

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                  r3: 6
                  r4: 8
                  r5: 3
                  r6: 5
                  r7: 15
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                  • PaperclipGames
                    Mrow~
                    • May 2008
                    • 648

                    #24
                    Re: Ask Clippy Anything

                    Welp! The odds for a Queen to appear is something like 4/47. Then, only if someone else has A10, I could still lose. About 0.8% chance of that (assuming a Queen on the turn). So the Q gives me roughly an extra 1/12 chance of winning.

                    Combined with the other things, well, I guess I could call then and see if something funny happens.
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                    • Pseudo Enigma
                      ごめんなさい (/ω\)
                      • Aug 2012
                      • 2290

                      #25
                      Re: Ask Clippy Anything

                      Originally posted by PaperclipGames
                      I was gonna say yes, but then I noticed. fuk u emitththhtth
                      ~<3 he mad, he so mad
                      p.s. would marry too js
                      Favourite animu pairing?

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                      • PaperclipGames
                        Mrow~
                        • May 2008
                        • 648

                        #26
                        Re: Ask Clippy Anything

                        I have no favourite animu pairing. You overestimate how much anime I watch.

                        i love you too bro, let's do it
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                        • Pseudo Enigma
                          ごめんなさい (/ω\)
                          • Aug 2012
                          • 2290

                          #27
                          Re: Ask Clippy Anything

                          Why don't you watch enough animu to obtain teh loves for them parus

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                          • PaperclipGames
                            Mrow~
                            • May 2008
                            • 648

                            #28
                            Re: Ask Clippy Anything

                            Laziness, and lack of spare time. Primarily the former though. I guess I just don't want it enough to take so much time away from me.
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                            • Pseudo Enigma
                              ごめんなさい (/ω\)
                              • Aug 2012
                              • 2290

                              #29
                              Re: Ask Clippy Anything

                              btw was that as painful to read as it was for me to write?

                              Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?

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                              • PaperclipGames
                                Mrow~
                                • May 2008
                                • 648

                                #30
                                Re: Ask Clippy Anything

                                i am 12 and what is that phrase
                                Also you worded it slightly incorrectly. I know, I'm a bitch.

                                On a side note, it wasn't painful to read, after all I'm used to you being a huge weeaboo huehuehue
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