3 things you could buy that would baffle the cashier

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  • A2P
    FFR Veteran
    • Apr 2009
    • 3127

    #46
    Re: 3 things you could buy that would baffle the cashier





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    • igotrhythm
      Fractals!
      • Sep 2004
      • 6535

      #47
      Re: 3 things you could buy that would baffle the cashier

      Originally posted by devonin
      Microwave
      100 ft Extension Cord
      Brick of Magnesium

      (all can be purchased at many wal-Mart's, all of which have no-questions-asked return policies.)
      Oh lord hahahaha

      (my mom has 20 years of experience with professional chemistry, I can't not know some of this stuff)
      Originally posted by thesunfan
      I literally spent 10 minutes in the library looking for the TWG forum on Smogon and couldn't find it what the fuck is this witchcraft IGR

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      • blaster824
        FFR Player
        • Jan 2011
        • 2

        #48
        Re: 3 things you could buy that would baffle the cashier

        duct tape, 3D TV, and Justin Bieber's Never say Never in 3-D

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        • wargasm1
          Cowbelling FFR
          • Apr 2007
          • 1289

          #49
          Re: 3 things you could buy that would baffle the cashier

          I once ordered 50 mcnuggets and i was alone in the car so they had me pay before they start making them. was priceless (actually it was expensive but u get it).

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          • justin_ator
            🥓<strong><span style="col
            • Mar 2007
            • 7648

            #50
            Re: 3 things you could buy that would baffle the cashier

            50 mcnuggets isn't that expensive if you have the whole 20 for $5 deal like my mcdonalds in town does. Funny stuff though. =]

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            • rmille34
              FFR Player
              • Jul 2008
              • 1

              #51
              Re: 3 things you could buy that would baffle the cashier

              I bought a douche, enema and box of unlubricated condoms... (Note: I am a dykey female walking through the line with two men... cashier is a 70yr old woman...) We did it for the lolz

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              • Hurleyisgod
                Let's trash this place
                • Oct 2008
                • 425

                #52
                Re: 3 things you could buy that would baffle the cashier

                Not even joking, this happened yesterday. I bought a pack of condoms, some rope, and one of those balaclava things. The Cashier was a girl from my old high school. It was so awkward it was hilarious.
                o

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                • ninjaKIWI
                  plain old ugly ass dumbas
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 3307

                  #53
                  Re: 3 things you could buy that would baffle the cashier

                  Originally posted by igotrhythm
                  Oh lord hahahaha

                  (my mom has 20 years of experience with professional chemistry, I can't not know some of this stuff)
                  dude someone who's taken 10th grade science would get it.
                  Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
                  "Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
                  "Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
                  "Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
                  "That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
                  "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
                  "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

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