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  • #31
    FFR Veteran
    virus003
    • Feb 2008
    • 1822

    Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

    Originally posted by Litodude
    Get her a cute snowglobe when you introduce yourself face-to-face.
    its not that time of the year yet


    gimme another idea

    Originally posted by XUioX
    too hard and too long.. the rest of it was easy though.
    Originally posted by roundb0x
    i still have photos of my dad dickfeeding me when i was like 5
    Originally posted by who_cares973
    stop back seat modding its annoying

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    • #32
      Senior Member
      MrGiggles
      • Aug 2005
      • 2846

      Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

      I have an intense fear of rejection. How make stopping

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      • #33
        FFR Player
        Litodude
        • Feb 2006
        • 4548

        Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

        Originally posted by BabyViperx3
        Total mind **** rofl. Are you googling everything?
        Nope, I'm very good at handling people problems!

        Originally posted by Kibblre
        How do I properly stimulate the clitoris?
        You just have to pay attention to the verbal and non-verbal actions that your partner is trying to communicate as every female is different and there is no "proper way."
        Originally posted by t-rogdor
        i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"

        dude
        out west?
        the fuck kinda location is west?
        am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate


        Originally posted by lurker
        remind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever

        http://imgur.com/a/Ww9g3

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        • #34
          FFR Veteran
          virus003
          • Feb 2008
          • 1822

          Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

          Originally posted by MrGiggles
          I have an intense fear of rejection. How make stopping
          dude you better not be making fun of me lmfao

          Originally posted by XUioX
          too hard and too long.. the rest of it was easy though.
          Originally posted by roundb0x
          i still have photos of my dad dickfeeding me when i was like 5
          Originally posted by who_cares973
          stop back seat modding its annoying

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          • #35
            FFR Player
            Litodude
            • Feb 2006
            • 4548

            Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

            Originally posted by Crashfan3
            I'm going to basic training in 3-4 months and I'm mentally unprepared.
            Ask someone who's gone through it (me) how they prepared for it mentally, physically, emotionally, and spiritually.

            Originally posted by Vendetta21
            How will the humans win?
            We find a new god.

            Originally posted by MrGiggles
            I have an intense fear of rejection. How make stopping
            Take small steps by chatting with familiar friends and suggest unfamiliar things until you can do the same thing with unfamiliar people.
            Originally posted by t-rogdor
            i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"

            dude
            out west?
            the fuck kinda location is west?
            am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate


            Originally posted by lurker
            remind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever

            http://imgur.com/a/Ww9g3

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            • #36
              plain old ugly ass dumbas
              FFR Simfile Author
              ninjaKIWI
              • Aug 2006
              • 3308

              Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

              My friends have suddenly started making fun of me for being a transvestite, how do I make them stop?!
              Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
              "Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
              "Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
              "Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
              "That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
              "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
              "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

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              • #37
                FFR Player
                Litodude
                • Feb 2006
                • 4548

                Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

                Originally posted by ninjaKIWI
                My friends have suddenly started making fun of me for being a transvestite, how do I make them stop?!
                You probably shocked them, so let your friends adjust to the change and talk to them when you get the chance.
                Originally posted by t-rogdor
                i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"

                dude
                out west?
                the fuck kinda location is west?
                am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate


                Originally posted by lurker
                remind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever

                http://imgur.com/a/Ww9g3

                Comment

                • #38
                  Ultimate Gamer
                  Etylukah
                  • May 2009
                  • 491

                  Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

                  I want to be the best at FFR legitly but i can't because MrRubix, DossarLX and a lot of other players are a lot better than me. What should i do?

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                  • #39
                    FFR Player
                    Brikins
                    • Oct 2010
                    • 63

                    Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

                    Erm.
                    So. er.
                    How do I write more...erm...intelligently?
                    Apparently my writing isn't good enough for one of my professors. I did fine in English so I don't see why she's being such a bitch.

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                    • #40
                      Fractals!
                      igotrhythm
                      • Sep 2004
                      • 6590

                      Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

                      Originally posted by BabyViperx3
                      My daughter's sperm donor refuses to get a job D:<
                      I was wondering how you and Summer managed to have that kid.

                      How's she doing, by the way?
                      Originally posted by thesunfan
                      I literally spent 10 minutes in the library looking for the TWG forum on Smogon and couldn't find it what the fuck is this witchcraft IGR

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                      • #41
                        Call me Massive Swallow
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        Redorigami
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 3162

                        Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

                        How do I make myself do copious amounts of work that I have no desire to do?
                        Originally posted by TheRapingDragon
                        The ability to lick the clit and the vagina and apply gentle pressure at the same time with one upward lick is something the small tongued of us can only dream about.
                        Originally posted by spreadNv
                        Got dibs on La Camp.
                        Oh right, Im not any good.
                        Got dibs on Pita.

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                        • #42
                          Awwwwwww!
                          Prime8
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 1581

                          Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

                          Originally posted by Redorigami
                          How do I make myself do copious amounts of work that I have no desire to do?
                          This goes double for me. I've ran into this problem lately.

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                          • #43
                            FFR Veteran
                            virus003
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 1822

                            Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

                            Originally posted by Redorigami
                            How do I make myself do copious amounts of work that I have no desire to do?
                            Take 5 hour energy

                            Originally posted by XUioX
                            too hard and too long.. the rest of it was easy though.
                            Originally posted by roundb0x
                            i still have photos of my dad dickfeeding me when i was like 5
                            Originally posted by who_cares973
                            stop back seat modding its annoying

                            Comment

                            • #44
                              FFR Player
                              Litodude
                              • Feb 2006
                              • 4548

                              Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

                              Originally posted by Etylukah
                              I want to be the best at FFR legitly but i can't because MrRubix, DossarLX and a lot of other players are a lot better than me. What should i do?
                              Perfect practice makes perfect.

                              Originally posted by Brikins
                              Erm.
                              So. er.
                              How do I write more...erm...intelligently?
                              Apparently my writing isn't good enough for one of my professors. I did fine in English so I don't see why she's being such a bitch.
                              Ask her if it's composition or vernacular that she's concerned about in an attempt to diagnose your writing, and if that doesn't work you can always imitate very proficient writers by rewriting their prose by hand.
                              Originally posted by t-rogdor
                              i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"

                              dude
                              out west?
                              the fuck kinda location is west?
                              am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate


                              Originally posted by lurker
                              remind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever

                              http://imgur.com/a/Ww9g3

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                              • #45
                                FFR Player
                                Litodude
                                • Feb 2006
                                • 4548

                                Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

                                Originally posted by Redorigami
                                How do I make myself do copious amounts of work that I have no desire to do?
                                If the present is getting you down, look towards a positive future that will solve your current problem and get you out of your situation.
                                Originally posted by t-rogdor
                                i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"

                                dude
                                out west?
                                the fuck kinda location is west?
                                am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate


                                Originally posted by lurker
                                remind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever

                                http://imgur.com/a/Ww9g3

                                Comment

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