You gotta be #%#%$ kidding me

[Omeganitros]

i'm a riot, i know.

I haven't gotten any of these emails yet. not that it's disconcerting or anything. I'd write one of those stories if the company paid me like $15-$20. Damn, it sure would be fun to make life a living hell for someone.

Speaking of which, my friend's friend's sister has a job in which she calls and tells people they've been exposed to dangerous chemicals. How great a job would that be:

"Do you want me to predict your future?"
"sure, whatever, what will it be like?"
"SHORT!! AHAHAHA You've been exposed to large amounts of Radium- how classic is that!!"
"oh fuck!"

etc etc

Except it would be more like...

"Do you want--" *Phone hangs up*

[Lupin_the_3rd]

what?

those three words : "Do you want..." are extremely enticing. Just imagine what the person on the other line could think the rest is:

Do you want... a cookie
Do you want... free money
Do you want ... a body massage
Do you want... My body (scratch that, reverse)
Do you want ... to know the future

Knowing the future is cool you know.

[Jam930]

hahaha true true

[Omeganitros]

But what about those guys who say it in an extremely annoying voice? You know the ones that always show off their shiny teeth and give you the thumbs up and tell you youve won the lottery? You know, those guys.

[Lupin_the_3rd]

But what about those guys who say it in an extremely annoying voice? You know the ones that always show off their shiny teeth and give you the thumbs up and tell you youve won the lottery? You know, those guys.

You can't see people on the telephone, chief. What the hell...Nobody's ever told me i've won the lottery

[Jam930]

You've won the lottery.

[Omeganitros]

Yeah, you cant see them, but you just immediately picture them looking like that the minute you hear their voice...

[Jam930]

Most of the time "Do you want..." is

Do you want to buy a new vacuum cleaner?
Do you want a solution to your debt?

(Do you want to buy our product?)

it gets annoying.

[VxDx]

my spam is so much cooler...

Hello. I did not talk with German for a long time but I got an email
from him yesterday.
He said that his   mor tg age   was approved
in several hours even with bad cre.dit.He got 3.00 %   ra te and he is happy now.

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even better than just randomness to bypass spam filtering is when they quote classic works of literature or the bible. sadly I get so much spam now that I can hardly be bothered to find the humor in them anymore.

[Jam930]

ok

[Lupin_the_3rd]

jam jam jam, naughty naughty naughty....

Arch0wl is going to molest you for posting those one word responses, just like the little boy who got molested in the karate kid by mr miyagi.

[Jam930]

hey it's better than that 34098349048092384092830498203489 word post VxDx pulled. certainly easier on the eyes and brain.

[VxDx]

which is why it was set off with code tags smarty pants.

[Lupin_the_3rd]

wow...you're an idiot. his post was 34098349048092384092830498203488 words, pal.
well...at least his had a point to it-spam sucks

[Jam930]

smarty pants.

lol...are you gay?

*edit*

g-a-y

lesbian

*edit*

how come it funks the word gay and not lesbian?

*mumble* sexist forum.