That mysterious job thing - what's yours?

[Jam930]

Professional Lazy Bastard. The job owns, man. All you have to do is sit around on your computer playing FFR and surfing asian porn. Also, representatives from soda companies drop by once a week to use me as a human guinea pig. Oh, and I get a fifty-five minute break every hour.

Now if only someone would pay me...

surfing asian porn...as in naked asian girls on surfboards?

good joke.

[Freak83]

I'm a dishwasher in a restaurant. It stinks, literally, especially when you have all the sauces such as relish, mustard, etc. all put together under your nose.

[_Blaze]

surfing asian porn...as in naked asian girls on surfboards?

Yes Lupin, that's what I meant.

Although now that I think of it...that would be kind of hot.

[Jam930]

Freak[/b]83]I'm a dishwasher in a restaurant. It stinks, literally, especially when you have all the sauces such as relish, mustard, etc. all put together under your nose.

So you're saying that You're a dishwasher in a restaurant. It stinks, literally, especially when you have all the sauces such as relish, mustard, etc. all put together under your nose?

[Freak83]

Freak[/b]83]I'm a dishwasher in a restaurant. It stinks, literally, especially when you have all the sauces such as relish, mustard, etc. all put together under your nose.

So you're saying that You're a dishwasher in a restaurant. It stinks, literally, especially when you have all the sauces such as relish, mustard, etc. all put together under your nose?

Erm, what?

[Lupin_the_3rd]

Hmmmm So lets see here...This mustard....it is yellow, IS IT NOT? Yes, miss cleo knows. hmmmmm.... I see...You're job...Is a....Boring job....lets see...something to do with food....YES THATS IT! YOU CLEAN PLATES! Miss cleo knows all.

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[Omeganitros]

For some reason, your Mr. Myagi av made that post 50 time funnier...

[Jam930]

lupin understands my "his shrink" quote fully. they just repeat what you say while drawing funny pictures of you or looking at your chest.

[Lupin_the_3rd]

or looking at your chest

they do that to you too?

[Jam930]

dude change your stupid Miagi av thing, it's fricking scary...that blank all knowing i'll karate chop your neck facial expression.

they do that to you too?

lol...good one.

[Lupin_the_3rd]

dude change your stupid Miagi av thing, it's fricking scary...that blank all knowing i'll karate chop your neck facial expression.

they do that to you too?

lol...good one.

NO. NO NO NO. Mr Miyagi is by no means coming down (short of you flashing me ). I just put him on today because i was getting sick of looking at vxdx's amazing body.

[BluE_MeaniE]

To return to the job question, I'm a professional studio musician.
And by that, I mean I've recorded two mandolin parts on my father's albums.
But hey! I got paid, and I've always thought that that was the definition of professional.

[Jam930]

dude change your stupid Miagi av thing, it's fricking scary...that blank all knowing i'll karate chop your neck facial expression.

they do that to you too?

lol...good one.

NO. NO NO NO. Mr Miyagi is by no means coming down (short of you flashing me ). I just put him on today because i was getting sick of looking at vxdx's amazing body.

*lupin's carcass lay on the ground, motionless.*

[_Blaze]

*lupin's carcass lay on the ground, motionless.*

Sex-ay.

[Lupin_the_3rd]

motionless except for rigor mortis in the crotch area, oh yeah...