Post quote(s) that represent your life

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

Re: Post quote(s) that represent your life

"What do you mean you don't sell pants? What kind of a hotel is this?"
-Mike (mocking drunk people)

[Prime8]

Re: Post quote(s) that represent your life

"See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to **** all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to **** all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't **** the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in ****!"

-- Guy in Bar

AMERICA!