So dirty.. this is actually embarrasing

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  • kommisar[os]
    Banned
    • Apr 2006
    • 4097

    #46
    Re: So dirty.. this is actually embarrasing

    i might be able to rival that. my keyboard is about 10 years old

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    • Magic_V2
      RobMagic
      • Jun 2006
      • 638

      #47
      Re: So dirty.. this is actually embarrasing

      Very interesting, as I also took the cover off my keyboard yesterday because I had spilled Red Bull in it. Expecting to just clean up the wet parts and close it back up, I was appalled at what lay in wait. Vomit did then ensue.

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      • nuclearsamurai
        huehuehue
        • Jul 2007
        • 1211

        #48
        Re: So dirty.. this is actually embarrasing

        My keyboard hasn't been cleaned since I got it five years ago. I'm actually tempted to find out just how bad it is.

        Edit: I removed the space bar. It wasn't that bad down there.
        Last edited by nuclearsamurai; 06-17-2009, 02:48 PM.

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        • cool110
          FFR Player
          • Mar 2007
          • 291

          #49
          Re: So dirty.. this is actually embarrasing

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          • Izzy
            Snek
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Jan 2003
            • 9195

            #50
            Re: So dirty.. this is actually embarrasing

            Lol, that's pretty funny.

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            • Oni-Paranoia
              No fucks
              • Dec 2006
              • 2440

              #51
              Re: So dirty.. this is actually embarrasing

              Originally posted by ~HentaiXXX~
              Post a picture of you licking the keyboard with the crap on it. No...seriously
              Already cleaned it.

              Originally posted by WTFBrandon
              Dare you to smell it, and i clean mine every couple months because I run on a laptop, soon as a key gets stiff, i clean it.
              Smelled fine, it was the smell afterward that bothered me.

              Originally posted by nuclearsamurai
              My keyboard hasn't been cleaned since I got it five years ago. I'm actually tempted to find out just how bad it is.

              Edit: I removed the space bar. It wasn't that bad down there.
              Remove some more keys, my space bar and right area wasn't as bad as the left.

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              • Xx{Midnight}xX
                FFR Player
                • Aug 2007
                • 8548

                #52
                Re: So dirty.. this is actually embarrasing

                Originally posted by Tarrik
                Slidin through the cracks
                I need not say more.

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                • WTFBrandon
                  Shout out to Hades
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 1387

                  #53
                  Re: So dirty.. this is actually embarrasing

                  I was hoping you would smell it and particles would go up your noise, that happened to me with something similar and it was disgusting.
                  I'm a bad bad Boy.

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                  • evilbutterfly
                    FFR Player
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 5784

                    #54
                    Re: So dirty.. this is actually embarrasing

                    I've never taken the keys off of a keyboard to clean it, but I've peered between the keys in horror at the crusty hell that develops underneath. When I lived with my parents, we had 2 dogs that shed... A LOT. Both of them slept in my room on most nights (I was the only one with carpet. Dogs love carpet). Under my keys it looked like I had a dog-fur rug. =\

                    Originally posted by cool110
                    comic
                    Awesome.
                    So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

                    In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

                    So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
                    And I write the blog for their website.

                    Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

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                    • tangomango
                      FFR Player
                      • May 2007
                      • 1134

                      #55
                      Re: So dirty.. this is actually embarrasing

                      Well I just cleaned my keyboard, and while it was not as dirty as Oni's, there were a couple of clumps of dusts mingled with hair. There was also a surprising amount of dust trapped under the space bar.

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                      • Blue Bird
                        FFR Veteran
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 377

                        #56
                        Re: So dirty.. this is actually embarrasing

                        Seriously. People...

                        Vacuuming works wonders...

                        Just make sure you don't jam the thing in there or it'll suck out your keys right off!

                        And then you'll have to take off the dust bag and stick your hand in... there... and... try finding the key. I had to do it once, it wasn't THAT gross... It's like searching through cotton.

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                        • kirjautunut
                          FFR Player
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 395

                          #57
                          Re: So dirty.. this is actually embarrasing

                          yammy, i almost throw up.
                          I will catch you.

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                          • iCeCuBEz v2
                            XFD
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 4924

                            #58
                            Re: So dirty.. this is actually embarrasing

                            Originally posted by cool110
                            I bring my math homework to church. It helps me find a higher power.

                            Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned.

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                            • justin_ator
                              🥓<strong><span style="col
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 7648

                              #59
                              Re: So dirty.. this is actually embarrasing

                              I'm appalled at the treatment of keyboards across the globe! You should be ashamed of yourselves!

                              Mine is probably just as bad...

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                              • syzergy
                                FFR Veteran
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 448

                                #60
                                Re: So dirty.. this is actually embarrasing

                                I'm scared to clean my keyboard what if the keys don't go back on
                                Originally posted by Triplex72
                                Usually my enormous penis is in the way, so that's what I'm stuck staring at...
                                Originally posted by roundb0x
                                absolutely nothing wrong with this

                                i still have photos of my dad dickfeeding me when i was like 5

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