Re: Say It Ain't So, Vince!
I think the shamwow guy and Hannah Montana would be great together. a perfect match.
I think the shamwow guy and Hannah Montana would be great together. a perfect match.
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Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
"If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.
Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."
Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]:
"Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"
Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
"My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually." -
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Originally posted by FoJaROriginally posted by FoJaROriginally posted by MalReynoldsComment
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Re: Say It Ain't So, Vince!
Lol, not-so-subliminal advertising.
Edit: Imo, the tongue biting doesn't seem so cruel to me. My ex-girlfriend used to do that to me all the time.Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling).
Also, poor guy. He looks like he had it pretty bad, though.
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Re: Say It Ain't So, Vince!
We now know why he can't offer these amazing deals all day.
Lots of hookers to fight.Back to "Back to Earth"
Originally posted by FoJaROriginally posted by FoJaROriginally posted by MalReynoldsComment
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Re: Say It Ain't So, Vince!
That would be an epic game. Then you could have a pimp as the boss of every level, after using your sham-wow and Slap Chop to fight your way through the degenerates of the underground, including evil hookers, vampire waitresses, and dark-side trannies.
Plus you could even throw in a good hooker or two that you save to get bonus points.. maybe it's like Mario and instead of Peach you have to rescue a hooker to get to the truth of what mobster is trying to bring down the shamwow corporation because it might be interfering with his home supplies turf?.
Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
"If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.
Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."
Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]:
"Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"
Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
"My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."Comment
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Re: Say It Ain't So, Vince!
And the final boss, Tom Cruise, harasses you the whole game before the final conflict where you get the Ultimate Underground Comedy Movie Weapon to finally vanquish him...
BUT OH WAIT!
Xenu emerges from the shadows and merges with Tom Cruise to form the horrifying XENUISE! Vince must summon all his might to finally defeat this foe, rid the world of the evil cultist Scientologists, and bring peace to the land.Back to "Back to Earth"
Originally posted by FoJaROriginally posted by FoJaROriginally posted by MalReynoldsComment
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Re: Say It Ain't So, Vince!
also meth
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Re: Say It Ain't So, Vince!
Must of thought she was a human slap-chop.
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Re: Say It Ain't So, Vince!
What is it about Vince's products that lend themselves to stupid puns and double-entendres?Back to "Back to Earth"
Originally posted by FoJaROriginally posted by FoJaROriginally posted by MalReynoldsComment
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