Dear mister Tasselfoot
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Re: Dear mister Tasselfoot
I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I dont have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I do what I want, when I want.
nice bio..
Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
"If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.
Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."
Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]:
"Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"
Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
"My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."Comment
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Re: Dear mister Tasselfoot
I'm an aspiring musician taking classes from Berklee School of Music. My aim is to change the world through music, and become a renaissance man along the way. I've found that if you learn to look more closely, there's so much beauty in the world you've been too blind to see.
you too.
This thread is now "about me". *laugh*
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Re: Dear mister Tasselfoot
Damn, you pulled out my retarded existential garbage. w00t
new bio:
hi, my name's organism, I'm a pisces, I like long walks on the beach and laying beside a roaring fire while whispering sweet nothings into my significant other's ear...
Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
"If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.
Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."
Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]:
"Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"
Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
"My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."Comment
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Re: Dear mister Tasselfoot
Okay, Guru. That was a good one.
Originally posted by darksharkEveryone sucks at this game. The second you think you're good is the second you stop trying to get better.Originally posted by apersoni had a mri the other day it was the best song i heard in years
Originally posted by Sprite-More of a joke than the time I deleted all the credits on the site.Originally posted by MinaciousGraceyeah my goldfish think im a riot they do this thing where they turn upside down and float to the top of the tank
i guess their alcohol tolerance isnt as high as mineComment
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Re: Dear mister Tasselfoot
eHarmony sucks. Why can't you just go outside and find a cat lady yaself?
p.s. Tass is the bestest and coolest looking flash-game-expert hottie with glasses and a sexy beard/mustache combo. <3
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Re: Dear mister Tasselfoot
this thread of made of conceit.
i just added some kbye."AW MAN, WE SUCK AGAIN!"
- Rob Schneider, The Waterboy (1998)Comment
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