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  • Panic4Me
    o_o
    • Aug 2006
    • 911
    #121
    Re: Choose your FFR valentine.

    Originally posted by OrganisM
    ****, he'd better take it. It'd take less to get me into bed. D:

    Yeah, I'm a dirty whore. Not my fault; I was born this way.
    Well if he says no, you're welcome to take it. ;D
    Unofficial Slayerific Phantominizer 1st Tournament: D1 - 1st place
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      • nuclearsamurai
        huehuehue
        • Jul 2007
        • 1211
        #122
        Re: Choose your FFR valentine.

        Originally posted by OrganisM
        Ho ho, we're suddenly got a real party going.

        Much better than the pity party that was slowly dying a moment ago.

        It's amazing what peanut butter and nutella can do.
        This seems strangely familiar somehow.

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          • Syhto
            BuMP it
            • Mar 2006
            • 2466
            #123
            Re: Choose your FFR valentine.

            Originally posted by nuclearsamurai
            This seems strangely familiar somehow.
            Funny, that's what I was thinking.
            Originally posted by ~jrodd
            keep ur head up or down whatevers most comfortable idk but ya i repsect u cuz u respect others and we all have opinions to share, so respect one another and keep being urself or someone else watever
            Originally posted by ~Tao of Dossar
            I never self-reflect, and therefore, I have no negative thoughts about myself. However I am also aware about my successes.

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              • Quigly
                nah
                • Jan 2008
                • 3506
                #124
                Re: Choose your FFR valentine.

                Originally posted by Panic4Me
                $69 and a large jar. How much will that get me?
                Godamn. I think I love you right now.

                Originally posted by OrganisM
                Ho ho, we're suddenly got a real party going.
                Much better than the pity party that was slowly dying a moment ago.
                It's amazing what peanut butter and nutella can do.
                Jif and Nutella make everything better. After having a sandwhich with those things I usually find the cure for some terminal disease (Today it was cancer. I'm aiming for diabetes tomorrow.) Then I go save a school bus full of boy scouts and foil yet another terrorist plot.
                Last edited by Quigly; 02-15-2009, 07:54 PM.
                nah

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                  • Plan_Bsk81127
                    snooches
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 6420
                    #125
                    Re: Choose your FFR valentine.

                    lol, i was no one's Valentine. Im too cool for you people. :P

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                      • Panic4Me
                        o_o
                        • Aug 2006
                        • 911
                        #126
                        Re: Choose your FFR valentine.

                        Originally posted by Quigly
                        Godamn. I think I love you right now.
                        <3

                        Originally posted by Quigly
                        Jif and Nutella make everything better. After having a sandwhich with those things I usually find the cure for some terminal disease (Today it was cancer. I'm aiming for diabetes tomorrow.) Then I go save a school bus full of boy scouts and foil yet another terrorist plot.
                        I had two sandwiches and taught a pack of llamas the necessary skills to care for young blind children in Cambodia.
                        Unofficial Slayerific Phantominizer 1st Tournament: D1 - 1st place
                        The Krunkykäse Tournament!: D2 - 2nd place
                        SocoNhydro's Tournament of Eternity (June): D2 - 2nd place

                        ♥R.I.P. Jellygod♥


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                          • Quigly
                            nah
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 3506
                            #127
                            Re: Choose your FFR valentine.

                            Great start. You can stop the 20 year civil war there tomorrow, you don't want to over-exert yourself.
                            nah

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                              • Redorigami
                                Call me Massive Swallow
                                FFR Simfile Author
                                • Oct 2005
                                • 3162
                                #128
                                Re: Choose your FFR valentine.

                                No one picked me

                                i h8 u al
                                Originally posted by TheRapingDragon
                                The ability to lick the clit and the vagina and apply gentle pressure at the same time with one upward lick is something the small tongued of us can only dream about.
                                Originally posted by spreadNv
                                Got dibs on La Camp.
                                Oh right, Im not any good.
                                Got dibs on Pita.

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                                  • OrganisM
                                    FFR Player
                                    • Oct 2006
                                    • 2644
                                    #129
                                    Re: Choose your FFR valentine.

                                    Originally posted by Panic4Me
                                    Well if he says no, you're welcome to take it. ;D
                                    Damn. Foiled again!
                                    .

                                    Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                                    "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                                    because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                                    spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                                    changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                                    Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                                    Originally Posted by                                     MrRubix[link]:
                                    "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                                     Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                                    "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                                      • Quigly
                                        nah
                                        • Jan 2008
                                        • 3506
                                        #130
                                        Re: Choose your FFR valentine.

                                        Come on. I can't resist an offer like that.
                                        nah

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                                          • OrganisM
                                            FFR Player
                                            • Oct 2006
                                            • 2644
                                            #131
                                            Re: Choose your FFR valentine.

                                            I know. The peanut butter is just too good.
                                            .

                                            Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                                            "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                                            because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                                            spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                                            changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                                            Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                                            Originally Posted by                                             MrRubix[link]:
                                            "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                                             Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                                            "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                                              • lumphoboextreme
                                                FFR Veteran
                                                • Jan 2005
                                                • 8592
                                                #132
                                                Re: Choose your FFR valentine.

                                                screw valentines day. lol

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                                                  • tofurox
                                                    Them arrows.
                                                    • May 2006
                                                    • 2263
                                                    #133
                                                    Re: Choose your FFR valentine.

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                                                      • Quigly
                                                        nah
                                                        • Jan 2008
                                                        • 3506
                                                        #134
                                                        Re: Choose your FFR valentine.

                                                        Originally posted by OrganisM
                                                        I know. The peanut butter is just too good.
                                                        And it's so hard to come across a big jar without salmonella in it. The whole getting morbidly sick and possibly dying ordeal is such a bummer.
                                                        nah

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                                                          • Syhto
                                                            BuMP it
                                                            • Mar 2006
                                                            • 2466
                                                            #135
                                                            Re: Choose your FFR valentine.

                                                            Seriously, I don't want to be the one to do this again.
                                                            Originally posted by ~jrodd
                                                            keep ur head up or down whatevers most comfortable idk but ya i repsect u cuz u respect others and we all have opinions to share, so respect one another and keep being urself or someone else watever
                                                            Originally posted by ~Tao of Dossar
                                                            I never self-reflect, and therefore, I have no negative thoughts about myself. However I am also aware about my successes.

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