Everyday I almost use...(NOT FOR CHILDREN!)

[arrekusuof93]

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overtime is our time

[FuzenAkuma]

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wtf?! did my therad just turn into a personal conversation>>!>!

What do those greater than signs mean?

[Cloud0005]

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wtf?! did my therad just turn into a personal conversation>>!>!

Better than what it was with your boob song.

[CDMW4]

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soo you don't like this passionate song i posted?

[Cloud0005]

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soo you don't like this passionate song i posted?

No one likes the idiotic posts.

[CDMW4]

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I have another song!!!
Merry Christmas from the Family

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party
We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
He was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him until he sang
Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad

Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell
Of course he brought his new wife Kay
Who talks all about AA
Chain smoking while the stereo plays Noel, Noel
The First Noel

Carve the Turkey
Turn the ball game on
Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Send somebody to the Quickpak Store
We need some ice and an extension chord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites
A box of tampons, Marlboro Lights
Hallelujah everybody say Cheese
Merry Christmas from the family

Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motor home in
They blew our Christmas lights
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
So we all waited out on our front lawn
He threw a breaker and the lights came on
And we sang Silent Night, Oh Silent Night, Oh Holy Night

Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
Make Bloody Mary's
Cause We All Want One!
Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites
A box of tampons, some Salem Lights
Hallelujah, everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the Family

[GamerShadow]

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Yeah man you best be leaving now.

[Cloud0005]

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Seriously dude, just stop.

[CDMW4]

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Look at all these friendly people cheering for more!!!!1

[CDMW4]

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Am I universally hated yet?!?!? ?

[Cloud0005]

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You act as if it's a good thing.

[CDMW4]

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ONE MORE TIME!!!!!! IF THIS DOESN'T GET ME IN TROUBLE I DUNNO WHAAT WILL!!
There was an old farmer who lived by a rock
He sat in the meadow and shaking his..

Fist at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water their hands on their..

Marbles and playthings and in days of yore
There came a young lady she looked like a..

Pretty young creature she sat on the grass
She pulled up her dresses and showed us her..

Ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck (quack)
She said she was learning a new way to..

Bring up her children so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling..

Refuse and litter from yesterdays hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her..

Eyes at the fellow down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable..

Home in the country with a big fence out front
If he'd asked politely she'd show him her..

Little fat dog who was subject to fits
Then maybe she'd let him grab hold of her..

Small tender hands with a movement so quick
And she'd bend on over and suck on his..

Candy so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he spread whip cream all over her..

Cookies that she had left out on her shelf

If you think this is dirty
You can go f**k your self

[CDMW4]

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In fear of getting banned I will close this thread and not posting anything ever again!! YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tha Guardians]

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oh btw guys thanks for clicking my sig

lol
Nice tinyurl url to hide that you're a douchebag.

I guessed what it was, then I was like tinyurl. Then I though, "WAIT A MINUTEEE, SIR!", but I clicked it anyway.

Way to not fool me but have me click anyway slightly out of curiosity, slightly out of boredom.

/h8u

[CDMW4]

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well i can't find the close button so i guess i'm screwed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!